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Opening a damn checking account


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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says

to the woman at the teller window "I want to

open a damn checking account,"


The astonished woman replies, "I beg your

pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you.

What did you say?"

"Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a

damn checking account now!"


"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language

is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves

the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees

that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.


They both return to the window and the manager asks

the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem



"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just

won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want

to open a damn checking account in this damn bank."


"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch

giving you a hard time?"

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