The NZA Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. ----------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG ----------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG ----------------------------------- GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. ----------------------------------- FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD. ----------------------------------- 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer ----------------------------------- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. ----------------------------------- TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800 ----------------------------------- COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. ----------------------------------- NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY ----------------------------------- BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS" ----------------------------------- SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS ----------------------------------- HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!" ----------------------------------- HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB ----------------------------------- GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. ----------------------------------- NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE ----------------------------------- TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR. ----------------------------------- EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175. ----------------------------------- OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER. ----------------------------------- JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300. ----------------------------------- ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER ----------------------------------- OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS ----------------------------------- FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 nice to see some people can have fun in unusuall places.... will incorporate into yahven 3.0b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 31, 2002 Author Share Posted January 31, 2002 "Yahven 3.0b"? Already a b? I just met the alpha model the other nite! Is this a daily upgradin? Im afraid ya might become to resource-heavy, Yahven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 6, 2002 Author Share Posted February 6, 2002 The pictures...theyre gettin more & more inappropriate...:ill: Hey Chiefy, i got your number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Repost... dont' see nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 8, 2002 Author Share Posted February 8, 2002 Anger....here goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 11, 2002 Share Posted February 11, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted February 11, 2002 Author Share Posted February 11, 2002 Hee hee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 11, 2002 Share Posted February 11, 2002 Say hello to my little friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 11, 2002 Share Posted February 11, 2002 Nick when he was young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 11, 2002 Author Share Posted February 11, 2002 That was low, chiefy...thats why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 11, 2002 Author Share Posted February 11, 2002 Holy shit! is that MYtay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Hah... that's funny, your last ex dropped by the forums today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Aw... the Watson family album. Lookit little Nicky in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 12, 2002 Author Share Posted February 12, 2002 Haha...damn Chiefy thats one of my fine ex's too. Id be careful with those comments tho, youre in a danger zone these days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 12, 2002 Author Share Posted February 12, 2002 Aint you a fan of The Rock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 I swear, it's like everytime you act like you know something a/b comics, I gotta reach back & grab my... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 Hey, I found your new avatar Now that that's done... Well, the monopoly guy has it, Nick you are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 12, 2002 Author Share Posted February 12, 2002 White trash jokes..haha, no wait... Look kids, there goes Chiefy before he had his ride. Oh and for what its worth, it's "You", not "Yuo". Heh..this is kinda turnin into a fight, aint it? ...and I'm spent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 First of all, Secondly, I didn't write that line in Mr. Monopoly's pic, it comes that way, so... Now, because I love you, you get this As of tonight, you've been Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 12, 2002 Author Share Posted February 12, 2002 Christ, youve set it off again... Dogs? Youre throwin dogs at me now? "Cluepon meter"? Pardon me? ...and as for the rest of ya enjoyin this show, fear not! Me & Chiefy (mostly Chiefy, he keeps findin these pages) have plenty of these bad boys left to use! *Forum responds* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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