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Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:

 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

 

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FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 COCKER SPANIEL

1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

 

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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD

PART STUPID DOG

 

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.

NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN.  FREE.

 

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.

LOOKS LIKE A RAT...

BEEN OUT AWHILE.

BETTER BE REWARD.

 

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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

 

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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...

ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

 

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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES

WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,

EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

 

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...

ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

 

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NORDIC TRACK $300

HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

 

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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING

"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"

 

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SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS

 

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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER

"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

 

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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

 

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GEORGIA PEACHES

CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

 

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NICE PARACHUTE:

NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE

 

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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?

WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.

STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.

 

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:

QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175.

 

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OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB

AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

 

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

 

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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES

FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

 

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OPEN HOUSE

BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON

FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

 

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FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of

Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.

Excellent condition.  $1,000.00 or

best offer. No longer needed. Got

married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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Christ, youve set it off again...

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Dogs? Youre throwin dogs at me now?

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"Cluepon meter"? Pardon me?

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...and as for the rest of ya enjoyin this show, fear not! Me & Chiefy (mostly Chiefy, he keeps findin these pages) have plenty of these bad boys left to use!

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