The NZA Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 Join now! Praise Allah! Courtesy of Chiefy... Al Qaeda Employee Orientation Film More post 9-11 humor: ------------------------------------------------------------ The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our community. Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2-00 p.m. EDT, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since the terrorists do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.) Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. ------------------------------------------------------------ "Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to commit suicide? Let's see now No premarital sex. No booze. No bars. No television. No Internet. No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties. Actually, no tailgates. No Hooters. No pig meat Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy insight. (or water) Ever try to fish at an oasis? Rags for clothes and hats. Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your butt only with your left. Like life isn't complicated enough already. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and no doctors. No music. No radio. You can't shave. You can't shower. Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better..... Who wouldn't go for it? 'Lord I'm coming home.' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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