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Mortiis558

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  1. Heh, that's awesome! I need to go re-read this series with Ryan as The Smiler. Still a good series even with all the obvious inspiration. If you just take it for what it is and don't try to lump all this real world stuff on to it, it is a good series. Humbug to all the naysayers!

  2. All I hope is that they at LEAST, release the orignal 1977-198whatever THEATRICAL releases on Blu-ray, no fucking edits or add-ons, or Greedo shooting first or any of that bullshit. Right now I own them as "bonuses" that come with the dvd's. Hell I don't even really care about the stupid little shit he did I just want the "musical" number at the begining of Return of the Jedi edited back out. It is stupid and pointless, adds nothing to movie, and for all the money they spent adding it in they couldnt even get fucking continuity right.

     

    But really I don't care much about Star Wars....

  3. So it wasn't what I thought. Without discussing it or leaking any spoilers I will just say this. It did not feel like 3 hours. I have been to movies where after 30 min I am dying to go smoke a cig, and for this one, none of that. That being said I would love to see something further with just Sun Mee 451 and the "far future" place that "worshipped her" (no spoilers in that). I know they pretty much covered everything, but it would have been great to see how Sun Mee affected her own time. I know that wasn't the point, so don't call me on that, I get it...

     

    But all in all I enjoyed it. I wouldn't mind a 6 hour directors cut honestly, and thankfully there is a book where I should hopefully get a more in-depth look at everyone and everything. Wasn't the groundbreaking, visual spectacle I was expecting, but it ended up being much more.

  4. Wife and I are going to go see this in a few hours from now. A couple of people on my facebook page have been saying wonderful things about this, plus what you guys have been saying makes me look forward to it enough to get past having to be out in public and having to interact with society and such. That and I got some damn good smoke from the most outrageous of places so, yeah, baked I will be. Helps with the people thing.

  5. So I have been reduced to just browsing BakaBT and downloading stuff that looks interesting, but does anyone keep up to date on Anime these days that could suggest some good ones?

     

    I've recently gotten Beezlebub, R-15, Another, Binbougami Ga, some of the Fate/Stay stuff, and a bunch of others that are names I don't want to try and spell. Haven't watched any yet tho.

  6. Just wanted to revisit Vangaurd and it's 5 years saga to become a playable mmo. Aside from some grouping bug, it is definately a LOT better than it was at launch (one would hope). I've not experienced any bugs as of yet, which is really something if you knew the history of this game. But you can't really say a game is good because they finally got the bugs out, but if you are looking for something like the Eq1 of old, without having to pay (why EQ1 isn't f2p yet I'll never know) this might be a good place to start.

     

    You can get to lvl 20 with any class/race and a few let you bypass the lvl cap for free. Don't go in expecting WoW, or GW, this is a decidedly old-school mmo experience, but if you were ever a fan, this might do it for you when you want to go back.

  7. I dunno, hearing Bill Hicks and George Carlin being autotuned and having one of Bill's greatest monologues ever turned into a "song," half of me is trying to justify it as saying "well even if it gets just one more person to listen to and/or like Hicks/Carlin I can't complain, but the other half of me is thinking they are probably rolling in their graves when people do this kind of thing to their stand-up. +1 for the coolness of the people and message, -1 for auto-tune

  8. Now I have really no sympathy for Amanda Todd for killing herself. She was selfish, and instead of moving on with her life and realizing that all problems are only temporary she decided to take the easy way out and kill herself, no sympathy. But as for the person who caused all of this he is a morally reprehensible skell who doesn't deserve to walk around freely. If anonymous got the right person, more power to them and also no sympathy for what happens to the guy.

    http://youtu.be/dFMiLDx6wNU

  9. Broken Hope, Better Music for a better Age...now w/lyrics!!

    http://youtu.be/23dSbM_e798

    Sick hunger, I desire human waste,

    Urine and feces meet my taste.

    Excrement, the smell makes one choke,

    When put upon my plate my fork shall poke.

    What fills the bladder and intestines push out,

    I worry not of hunger and drought.

     

    Bowels move and excrete my buffet,

    Induced cathartic is fast food today.

    Undinism, swallowing urine turns me on,

    Attraction to feces - the coprophagion.

     

    The alimentary canals end awaits my dish,

    Human manure I slurp, suck and relish.

    Eating waste has problems I didn't know,

    Voracious tapeworms within my guano.

    Stools for sampling, melenas black and brown,

    An enema chilled washes them down.

     

    Fatty, mucous, and lead pencil shit,

    Are which I am a connoisseur fool,

    A hemorrhage in the stomach and duodenum,

    Adds a repulsive flavour to a black tarry stool.

     

    I symbolize fully coprophagia impure

     

    Diagnosed mental illness, excrement cravings occur.

    Essential foods needed, already digested,

    Diet deficiency from feces ingested

    Consuming sewage, how I enjoy to be,

    The Coprophagion is what you call me.

     

    http://youtu.be/F8hbf-yOmw4

    She concealed such a horror, her beauty mislead,

    Outside such a woman, yet inside she was dead.

     

    We kissed and touched heavily, our passion grew hot,

    Seconds later between her legs I began to finger rot.

    My digits swam inside her collapsing vaginal walls,

    Moaning with sick ecstasy, she caressed my shrunken balls.

    I pushed so deep inside, slightly past my wrist,

    My hand pulled out ovaries, and uterus wrapped my fist.

    She came out in chunks,

    Rotting vaginal hunks,

    Genital retroplasia obvious,

    Pathognomic traits severely leperous.

     

    As I rubbed her clitoris, it ripped from its hood,

    Madly trying to put it back did no goddamn good.

    I finished her masturbation, she now had such a gap,

    Blood, crumbled man's pubis lay splattered on her lap.

    Perenium dehiscence joins vagina and anus into rectocele,

    Advanced Hansen's disease of pudendum, pubis tissues peel,

    Tissue cells in genitalia totally degenerated,

    Painless breakage of pubic flesh and nerves deteriorated.

     

    Discharging putrefied matter in a dead menstrual flow,

    Where the pathogenesis began no one will know.

    A bacterium hybrid of gangrene and leprosy,

    Organs prolapse as the disease continues its spree.

    She giggles as her rotten hymen breaks,

    Horribly, entire vaginal cavity disintegrates.

    Female organ structures in decomposing states,

    This shall be the last of my blind dates.

    I spread her withered labias, they split, ripped and broke,

    Douching internal mortis, on gangrenous feminine odor I choke.

    I peeled back her pubis and hair, it tore in such a way,

    If trimmed proper it would make a revolting toupe

    Genital breakage by a simple touch or wipe,

    Pustules from internal, she's sickenly ripe.

    Reproductive organs in complete mortification,

    From clit to birth canal in total retrogression.

     

    http://youtu.be/6CokfbhCXQ8

    I am God

    Creator of all

    You will see my power

    Once I get past these padded walls

    I am God

    I made your mortal soul

    Delusions, disillusioned

    No hallucinations here.

     

    I am your God

    See me bleeding from my eyes

    I am the light, the hope, I am the creator of all

    I am God

    Leteth the purity of my heavenly protuberance

    Penetrateth the inner canals of your sin-soaked frame

     

    And leteth me wash away your dirtiness

    With godly emissions from your lords holy scepter

    I am God

    The reward shall be great

    When thou ingutgitates the seminal honeydew of thine lord

    Happy is he who gelds himself during unholy hardness

     

    I am God

    Creator of all

    You will see my power

    Once I get past these padded walls

    I am God

    I made your mortal soul

    Delusions, disillusioned

    No hallucination here.

     

    I am your God

    Loosen these straps that bind and tighten me

    So I may lead you from my straight-jackeled confinement

    And into the planes of theomaniacal salvation

    I am God

    See my babbling the meaningless

    I am the lunatic, the crazed and the mentally ill

     

    And leteth me wash away your dirtiness

    With godly emissions from your lords holy scepter

     

    I am God

    Creator of all

    You will see my power

    Once I get past these padded walls

    I am God

    I made your mortal soul

    Delusions, disillusioned

    No hallucinations here.

    I am your God

    Idolize me now

    Blessed words of psychosis

    This asylum is no house of holiness

    See my raving aberrations

    I am the creator of delirium

    I am the savior you refuse to believe

    I am the madness, crazed and unsound

     

    And leteth me wash away your dirtiness

    With dogly emissions from your lords holy scepter

    I am God

    The reward shall be great

    When thou ingurgitates the seminal honeydew of thine lord

    Happy is he who gelds himself during unholy hardness

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