Oppai-Seijin

mmmmmmmm 2 grilled chicken sammiches.

BLARGH!! fucking blargh

OH, man! That doll/figure/statue looks like it got 'kkaked!! Right, 2T?? One week til examination.

You know ya'll guys like this shit.

Wow, saw a really cool picture of camel-toe from olympics. So fucking great. Now....feel need to ....bang.

The first thing to do in Tampa, is probably fuck. Ahem, an another unrelated note. Today...JUST FUCKING SUCKED. Thank you. That is all.

I haven't gone to Space in a while. Maybe I should go this Saturday.

GODDAMMIT! LESS TALKING MORE TITS AND TWAT!!

myspace is pretty cool

asdf jkl; qwer uiop zxcv m,./ ...typing exercises. How bored am I?

OH, MY GOD! I have no boobies.....*gasp* WHY?!?!?!!

I want my 700 posts back!!

I just have to say, I know a girl with a nice tight, lovely....female genetalia.

Here is what we can probalby refer to as a cock-tease. However, I just ignore her now. LBreeze20: so r u gonna share yourself? JJLlave: i've offered sharing myself plenty of times girl, i don't know what you're talking bout. JJLlave: 8-) LBreeze20: lmao LBreeze20: no your location man? JJLlave: why is that so important to you now? LBreeze20: cause i just wanna know LBreeze20: why are u making it such a mystery? LBreeze20: :-P JJLlave: because i can LBreeze20: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh LBreeze20: :-P LBreeze20: so r u here or not? JJLlave: still wont' share. LBreeze20: whyyyyyyyy LBreeze20: it could be beneficial for u JJLlave: how so? LBreeze20: well if u tell me if you're on campus then we could see how it could be beneficial to u JJLlave: not interested thanks LBreeze20: ok fine LBreeze20: :-(

I say GODDAMN that picture of Aira Giovanni was fucking hot.

I'd like to announce to everyone: I STILL THINK MY PROFESSOR IS AN ASSHOLE. Yes, yes he is.

Yes, it gives you something to look at when you hit that up from the back. And that Tiger Woods is a bastard. How I envy him.

What's an elitist bitch?

Watching these damn pictures is about to make me blow up from testosterone overload.

I went to see Carlos Mencia yesterday at the Improv. It was great shit. But the waiter was an asshole.

HAHA!! Chi-bot is "unwashed heathen." KITANAI! KUSEEEEEE :ill:

Cowboy, you son of a bitch , you pretended to be me and posted this up here without my consent!! That's funny as fuck, though . I must admit. Well, I hope you get lost in Chinatown for a day and get some tickle torture for this evil deed!!

I would just like to take this opportunity to let everyone know that tonight i'm dressed as a girl and god help me i'm loving every minute of it

Yesterday at Cafe Tokyo, the Cowboy was treated like a true GAIJIN. He was served hamburger-don and was served sake on a special gaijin cup, which was slightly different from the other two sake cups.

So, I find out today two of my friends had some bet. And as a result, some girl has to kiss my nuts 12 times. How totally fucking surprising is that?