Electric Duadoman

Oh hell fuck yeah!!!

Nick you know I'm down! I'll have to sit through the Beastie Boys, but it's worth it.

Biggie's in my head right now...

...tricked a lil dough bought young girls fringes,

dealin with the dope fiend binges, seeing syringes,

in the vein, hard to explain, how i maintain,

the crack smoke make my brain feel so strange...

3 1/2 months left and I'm out of sick days.

Ain't that a bitch...

Here comes the fuckin rain again...

I hate computers. I suggest we start a paper Hondos Bar.

Today, I'm sportin a mini-mohawk to work.

Looks kinda cool.

I got roid rage and snapped my phone in half today...

Damnit Man!

Sadly, Nick, maybe 30 people would show up...

I am now the World Record holder in the shotput! (Camaroon respek)

Ha ha, Hulk's gay...

It seems I have responded to ur post too late LL, but Irv went out with Reflex and friends.

Oppai's signature is the shit, so mesmorizing,...

Confessions of the Influenced

Here I am

Couple hineys, couple what is this, Coronas!

Lil bit of Brugal (Domincans rock!)

Listening to The Offspring

Why is Broward so far away?

Hurricane ain't shit niggggggggga! (Respek Trick Daddy Dollas)

Who won test me? Come out!!

I think someone put some acid in my OJ.

Hey, no tolls today!

Why must we prepare for a major Hurricane every year, and every year for the exception of '92 and i think '60, it never comes! Damnit people they come maybe every 30 years, why must we bag and tag our work computers!!!

My brother says that me shaking hands with Suge Knight was controversial...

Now for one I have no problem with gay people, they could even hit on me and I would not be offended. But why target Beenie Man, why not Sean Paul, or Elephant Mon, of Mr. Vegas? All these artist have anti-gay messages in their music. It's what sells in Jamaica, but its a factor overlooked when making Dancehall transition to a more commercial platform. Does Beenie Man mean what he says in his music? Probably. These aren't metaphors. I just think that this is just another issue of, "If you don't like what's on, change the channel."

I took some time off, I'm barely here so I don't think many noticed...but I'm back.

Oh, and watch the red carpet show for the VMA's tomorrow on MTV, me and Assault will be therrr...

"Leave the gun... take the Canoli".

Hey Nick, seems like the Patos Malos have silenced the competition. They know the deal, it's either get down or lay down! As an open invitation to all the haters, "Who the fuck want what??" They know the deal...one quack...V

:sly:

Well maybe your're only reading the lines that truthfully apply to you. My rhymes actually diss you and only you, your rhmes are indirect and mostly praising yourself. Maybe if you were to study battle rap a little more, you'd learn that your're suppossed to diss the opponent, not make fake claims about yourself. So how bout a race huh? You bring out your contour, and I'll bring out my Air Force ones....

"They think they crazy but they ain't crazy,

Let's face it, shit basically they just playin sick...

They ain't shit, they ain't sayin shit, spray em' fifty..."

"I know the watch bothering your vision, but reach and I'll put a dot in your head like it's part of your religion..." - Lloyd Banks

Slaughter of the Chief

Its time to finish off the last of the Mohicans...

Been hatin on the ducks cause the cats can flow, and he can't!

I'll send your preppy ass back to abercombre and fitch...

Snatch you from out your Ford and crash the piece of shit!

Contour SVT thats got like 40 ponies...

Tryin to race other cars? i can beat you in my sauconies!

Diss the other ducks cause you's the ugly duckling...

Never gon' get no respect cause you never sayin nothing...

Be sure this Robitussin fuckin put you to sleep!

Place you in the back of I.C.'s truck the toss you in a creek...

Have ario play taps for you, P will send your moms the flag...

But you know she wont accept it cause she knows that your a fag...

That you pack more fudge than Keebler Elves....

This queer pats down more wood than a beaver tail...

I never lack originality I always come correct...

Yet this fag points our mispelled words you just my spell check...

Now I would ask your to retire but u were never in the game...

Childish rhymes like Dr. Seuss recognize that you is lame...

You only spittin tobacco residue you never spittin flames..

And believe me I get no attention, from you never hittin dames...

Thats your issues man I'm like Eminem you is Stan...

You hate but u my biggest fan but unlike Em i wont extend my hand...

I only send rhymes that take bout 15 minutes to write...

What's created in the time frame is lyrical genocide...

"I came, I saw, I conquered..." :sleepy:

::clap, clap:: :shifty:

Let's drop the real now, enuff with the faggot rap...

So this coward wants respect? this cat gets none...

I'll have him doin jumpin jacks dodgin cap guns...

I dont analyze your lyrics, I dismantle them and tear em up,

And leave you in a coughin with blank face starin up...

If it wasn't for this faggot then MIA wouldnt be flaming...

Only miracle here is how this Dick becomes a lady...

Always bitchin up, my blazin rhymes burn this "messiah"

If it wasnt for the ducks callin, I wouldn't waste my time...

With a chump like you, and your punk ass crew...

Tryin to spark riots yet they stuck like glue....

Any others hatin on Mega well then fuck them too...

Now you hear my moms yellin, its so that I dont murder you!!

Talkin madd shit but only on comput-ahs...

Oh I've seemed to forget what school you from...

How you spell Chief? P-U-S-S-Y

Needs to polish up rhymes and stop undressin guys....

So here we go, the deally yo, Chief is jus a lil hoe...

Fronts like a tough guy but really a dick squeezin pro...

If I ever memorized your shit I'd pray for amnesia...

This Duado the Deadly spittin, the real slut please-ah...

If you feel me lemme hear go "quack"!

From the middle, to the front and the back!

All the queers disappear like Zap!!

And attack the Fag Chief where he loves it, in his ass crack...

"Look at me, LOOK AT ME!!!............I DID THIS TO YOU!!"

Here's to all the opposers of Patos Malos, especially the Chief-loves-dick-in-his-asshole...

You tryin to do your thang and aint no problem with that,

But you never gonna make it...the problem? you wack!!

But tryin to diss us is just a joke u hoard of lard...

Now DD gon' watch u get fucked like houston the porno star...

Don't be yappin when we quackin cause P.M. be str8 scrappin...

Quick to get the clappin like we the U.S. and you bin laden!

Now you think your rappin, but you'll never leave drunken dieties...

I'll call you out fagget, the scum of our society...

Chief slap a hoe more like Sir suck a dick!

So unfamiliar with pussy that you try to stick your nuts in it...

Spit flows from out my mouth because they too hot,

Patos Malos ill and you not, all eyez on me like 2pac...

He thinks he tough yet he went to Columbus! (Ha ha!)

Such a fag that if i stuck this track up his ass he'd be lovin it!

Now I know Nick went to Columbus but he from cutler ridge..

Where the queers be gettin shot and the thugz be stuffin bricks...

The playas be sluttin chicks but Chief dont know none of this...

The only thing he knows is how to swallow cum, fuckin bitch...

Now let him bleed, dont even give him room to breathe...

You stuck now Cause like Sonny said "Now you's can't leave"