Aoi Inu

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.

"What the ? ? ?," he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

It feels good to be loved!!

I actually thought it was funny at first (Baka Neko showed it to me long time ago) but it's a bit too silly for me. I'm not feeling it much, but I've sat through a few at my boyfriend's house. His brothers and him like it.

He looks kind of freaky in that second picture though.

I'm a hot guy..l.

Well, don't be shy. Lets see some Aussie meat.

HELL YEAH!!!

Strut your stuff!!!

Hey, I got pics of him. What do I get for putting them up? Or what do I get from Skeeter to not put them up?

I'm so happy!

I won $101 at the Hard Rock Casino! Yeah!

Gonna see them tomorrow! Gonna see them tomorrow! Gonna see them tomorrow! Gonna see them tomorrow! Gonna see them tomorrow! Gonna see them tomorrow! Gonna see them tomorrow! Gonna see them tomorrow! Gonna see them tomorrow! Gonna see them tomorrow! Gonna see them tomorrow! Gonna see them tomorrow!

Donna toki datte

Tada hitori de

Unmei wasurete

Ikite kita no ni

Totsuzen no hikari no naka me ga sameru

Mayonaka ni

Shizuka ni deguchi ni tatte

Kurayami ni hikari o ute

Imadoki yakusoku nante fuan ni saseru dake kana

Negai o kuchi ni shitai dake sa

Kazoku ni mo shoukai suru yo

Kitto umaku iku yo

Donna toki datte

Zutto futari de

Donna toki datte

Soba ni iru kara

Kimi to iu hikari ga watashi o mitsukeru

Mayonaka ni

Urusai (When you turn my way) toori ni haitte

Unmei (Take it all the way) no kamen o tore

Sakiyomi no shisugi nante imi no nai koto wa yamete

Kyou wa oishii mono o tabeyou yo

Mirai wa zutto saki da yo

Boku ni mo wakaranai

Kansei sasenaide

Motto yokushite

WAN SHIIN zutsu totte

Ikeba ii kara

Kimi to iu hikari ga watashi no SHINARIO

Utsushidasu

Motto hanasou yo

Mokuzen no ashita no koto mo

TEREBI keshite

Watashi no koto dake o miteite yo

Donna ni yokuttatte

Shinji kirenai ne

Sonna toki datte

Soba ni iru kara

Kimi to iu hikari ga watashi o mitsukeru

Mayonaka ni

Motto hanasou yo

Mokuzen no ashita no koto mo

TEREBI keshite

Watashi no koto dake o miteite yo

So if I see this short fucking bastard on the streets, I'm going to run him the fuck over with my car. He's a fucking little bitch and he so needs a beating to know where his place is. Of course, running him over and beating the shit out of him might fix his deformed face but I think I'm willing to take that chance. Anything to shut that big fat mouth of his that does nothing but talk shit about other people to get them into trouble. Stupid, ignorant, ugly, imature, mother fucker! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Need I say more? Do I need to provide a picture so that others are aware?

:bravo:

So yeah... my Baptist bill came in the mail today. I was kinda scared when I saw a 3 will a comma behind it... but then I took a deep breath and saw that the insurance paid it and all I owe is $25. That would have sent me back there with real heart problems.

Sleep is essential..... must sleep..... must sleep......

This is Jake, a kangaroo mouse from Australia. Ain't he the cutest thing? Must be that country he's from.

Does it quack?

A what?

Whatever, he's still hot!

This is so me at work!

Message in a bottle!

Super Bowl time... I'm late to go to a friend's house... I wonder why? I don't mind cause he's hot

For the girls.

THE QUIZ

I like the sweet, shy type.

Good day, mate.

Girl was at work doing overtime when she recieved a call from a number she did not recognize. With managers swarming, she let it go to voicemail. Since she worked for the telephone company, she checked the country code and it showed it was from Canada. Still puzzeled, she sneaked into a corner and dialed her voicemail. Upon hearing the voice, her jaw dropped and a smile spread through her face from ear to ear. What a hot ass voice!

And so the night was boring as we got no action and didn't have much to drink. We were just lonely ladies looking for some fun... so sad... hope Thursday night is better...

Well, I finally sorted my pics from Colorado. Now I just need to post some. Keep in mind that I have no permission from the parties pictured to do such a thing. To bad they can't do anything about it after I've done it.

Here's one of myself, Lizy-chan, Baka Neko, and Baka Neko's bro.

None of the Safin pics show.

Matt Damon has his moments.

aoi inu is annoying

She keeps true to her name...