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Aoi Inu

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  1. :D This just in from the crazy people known as my parents (and a bit of their strange humor):

     

    My father says he has warranty to return my mom to her mother due to malfunction and that she's over her mileage. :D Says he was told by his father that it was a bad idea to marry her but wanted to find out if it was true. :D

     

    My mother says that my father needs a doctor to check his brain because he's not very smart if it took him over 25 years to figure it out. :D

     

    :D And these are the days of my life... :D

  2. :fuming::fuming::bravo::angel::pimp:

     

    We like dem boys up top from the BK (BK)

    Know how to flip that money three ways (Three ways)

    Always ridin' big on the freeway (Freeway)

    (Wit that east coast slang that us country girls be like)

    Low cut caesars wit the deep waves (deep waves)

    So quick to snatch up your Beyonce (Beyonce)

    Always comin down poppin our way (Our way)

    (Tellin us that country girls the kinda girl they like)

     

    If your status ain't hood

    I ain't checkin' for him

    Betta be street if he lookin' at me

    I need a soldier

    That ain't scared to stand up for me

    Known to carry big things

    If you know what I mean

    If your status ain't hood

    I ain't checkin' for him

    Betta be street if he looking at me

    I need a soldier

    That ain't scared to stand up for me

    Gotta know to get dough

    And he betta be street

     

    I know some soldiers in here (Where they at, where they at)

    They wanna take care of me (Where they at)

    I know some soldiers in here (Where they at, where they at)

    Wouldn't mind takin one for me (Where they at)

    I know some soldiers in here (Where they at, where they at)

    They wanna spend that on me (Where they at)

    I know some soldiers in here (Where they at, where they at)

    Wouldn't mind puttin that on me (Where they at)

     

    :pig::D:D:D:D

  3. :D:D:D:D:D

     

    You may look at me and think that I'm

    Just a young girl

    But I'm not just a young girl.

    Baby this is what I'm lookin' for:

    Sexy, independent, down to spend it type that's gettin' his dough

    I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it.

     

    I bet you want the goodies.

    Bet you thought about it.

    Got you all hot and bothered.

    Mayb' cuz I talk about it.

    Lookin for the goodies

    Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar

    Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh

     

    Just because you drive a Benz

    I'm not goin home with you.

    You won't get no nookie or the cookies

    I'm no rookie.

    And still I'm

    Sexy, independent

    I ain't wit' it so you already know.

    I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it

    You think you're slick

    Tryna hit

    But I'm not dumb

    I'm not bein too dramatic it's just how I gotta have it

     

    I bet you want the goodies.

    Bet you thought about it.

    Got you all hot and bothered.

    Mayb' cuz I talk about it.

    Lookin for the goodies

    Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar

    Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh

     

    So damn hot but so young.

    Still got milk on ya tongue

    Slow down lil one

    And you ain't got it all

    Hey shawty

    You think you bad but you ain't bad

    I'll show you what bad is.

    Bad is when you capable of beatin' the baddest.

    I been workin' at it since I came to this planet

    And I ain't quite there yet but I'm gettin' better at it.

    Matter of fact,

    Lemme tell it to you one mo' again

    All I got to do is tell a girl who I am (Petey!)

    Ain't naa chick in here dat I can't have

    Bada boom bada bam ba bam!

     

    You're insinuating that I'm hot

    But these goodies boy are not

    Just for any of the many men that's tryna get on top.

    No you can't call me later

    And I don't want your number.

    I'm not changin' stories

    Just respect the play I'm callin'.

     

    :D:D:D:D:D

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