Aoi Inu

Ha! I stole these from the scavanger hunt thread! They should be added to our smiley list or at least one of them... I would use it! LOL!

I was told that I was on cloud 9... I think maybe they are right....

Everyone is calling me to wish me Happy Thanksgiving; even the people I haven't talk to in a really long time (thanks everyone), wonder if one specific person will call...

Showers feel real good when they are nice and long... I would feel even better if I had someone to keep me company in the shower... any takers? Well?

IMs go BLING-BLING-BLING in my ear from someone else's computer and on mine. Damn the BLINGS!

Eat me! *points at crotch* Hey I can even supply the image!

I lose my way, no one cares. The words I say, no one hears. My life it seems Is a world of dreams. Deep in the night, you'll find me. Dream and you're right behind me. Stay if you will stay We'll dream the night away. Dreams to dream in the dark of the night When the world goes wrong, I can still make it right I can see so far in my dreams I'll follow my dreams Until they come true. There is a star waiting to guide us Shining inside us when we close our eyes! Come with me, you will see what I mean, There's a world inside no one else ever sees. You will go so far in my dreams, Somewhere in my dreams, Your dreams will come true. Don't let go, if you stay close to me In my dreams tonight, you will see what I see Dreams to dream, as near as can be Inside you and me, that always come true, Inside you and me, that always come true. Great song that one!

Regardless what most people would think, being "up" at this hour is a very good thing.

It was pointed right at me!

Hokay, so here’s the earth. It’s chillin’. Damn that is a sweet earth, you might say; its round. Alright, ruling out the icecaps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the o-zone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we’re definitely gonna blow ourselves up. Hokay. So basically, we got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and us with nukes. We’ve got about 26 hundred more than anybody else. Whatever, anyway... One day we decide that those Chinese sons of bitches are going down, so we launch and we get China. While it’s on its way, China’s like “Shit, shit! Who the fuck is shooting us” “Oh well, fires missiles” And then France is like, “Shit guys, we got the missiles, they are coming! Fire our shit!” “But I am Le tired.” “Well have a nap, then fire the missiles!” Meanwhile, Australia is down there like “WTF, mate?” India, Israel, and Pakistan launch their shit. So, now we got missiles flying everywhere passing each other. Russia’s like “Ahhhh, Motherland!” Then England’s like “Bout that time, a champ?” “Righto” Now the US is like “Fuck we’re dumb asses” And Canada’s like “What’s going on, eh?” Australia’s still like “WTF?” Mars is laughing at us. Some huge meteor is like “Well, fuck that.” So now we have nuclear winter. Everyone is dead except Australia and they’re still like “WTF”. But they’ll be dead soon; Fuckin’ kangaroos. But assuming we don’t blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off of the US…. to go hang with Hawaii… Alaska can come, too. Ze End!

I had a dream that daddy got kissed by a llama!

I feel like drinking the beer we bought for tomorrow... Do you think they would notice if I swipe one or two?

Ringtones, ringtones...damn it why are they so expensive?

The days that I'm off from work, nobody wants to talk!! The days that I am at work, everyone and their mothers want to yip yap away!! damn it people!

$930! $930! $930! $930! $930! $930! $930! $930! $930! $930! $930! $930! I'm excited that I got paid that much!

I got rid of my haunted phone today. Hopefully the new one won't ring even when it's turned off.

Ebay is great. Great idea. Great access. Great prices. Great times. There goes my extra cash...

The origin of the name Elizabeth A KABBALISTIC SYNOPSIS (Hebrew not shown)--ALYZABYTh (Aleph, Lamed, Yod, Zayin, Aleph, Beth, Yod, Tau) If Eliza is likely to be involved with construction, it would be reasonable to expect that Elizabeth has even stronger ties with this field; her name is made by adding the full spelling of Beth, meaning "house," to the end of Eliza. However, the Kabbalah is never straightforward, and like a Buddhist koan or riddle, it is constantly presenting us with paradox after paradox. Elizabeth's name can be reduced to eleven, which is the number of magic, and she is likely to have a long-standing interest--if not an active involvement--in the occult or the unexplained. The house signified by Beth is not a physical house but a representation of Elizabeth's complex worldview. Elizabeth likes to be able to categorize, which may manifest itself as a desire to control. She sees the world in some ways as a jigsaw puzzle that fails to make sense only because the pieces are not quite in the right place. In order to solve the puzzle, she brings a sense of the religious or spiritual. But although Elizabeth likes the world to make sense, she also wants it to retain its soul. The first half of the name, Eliza, refers not to physical construction but to a more mysterious building process: the building of a magical or spiritual understanding. Elizabeth retains Eliza's inner strength and potentially vicious tongue, and these will both stand her in good stead when faced with snide comments and ridicule for her beliefs. THE RUNIC INTERPRETATION (Runes not shown) (Thurisaz, Ehwaz, Berkana,Ansuz, Algiz, Isa, Laguz, Ehwaz) Elizabeth is most fortunate to have Thurisaz, the gateway, in her name, which provides her a place in her mind to gather strength and contemplate hidden aspects of the self. The Algiz energy of protection cautions against emotional extreme, so Elizabeth seeks to remain calm and stable. Elizabeth is aware of her personal power, and for her this equals self-discipline, which is her strongest asset. Elizabeth is probably drawn to politics or the courtroom. She is highly motivated to fight for a cause and is persuasive and heartfelt in her appeals for justice. Elizabeth is not easily intimidated, and when the going gets tough, Elizabeth quadruples her efforts and emerges victorious. Elements: Fire, air, air/earth, air, earth, water, air THE NUMEROLOGICAL INTERPRETATION Elizabeth (NV = 7, CV = 5, VV = 2, FL = 5) Elizabeth is a name that gives abilities in all mental pursuits. A woman possessed of a wide variety of intellectual interests, Elizabeth has a very introspective side to her nature, and will find no problem spending time alone investigating what beckons to her. At the same time, her relationships are most important to her sense of personal completion. She requires a partner who will be supportive of her more subjective moments and enjoy sharing her urge to travel and explore all of life's many possibilities. DERIVATION: English, originally from the Hebrew name Elisheba, meaning "oath of God." Found in the Old Testament as the wife of Aaron, and in the New Testament as the mother of John the Baptist. First became popular with the rise of Queen Elizabeth I in the sixteenth century. Has become extremely popular in the twentieth century. PRINCIPAL COLORS: Gold, the palest to the deepest shades of green and yellow GEMSTONES AND PRECIOUS METALS: White stones, including pearls and moonstones BOTANICALS: Elder, hops, juniper UNIQUE SPELLINGS: Alisabeth, Alizabeth, Elisabeth, Elizahbeth RELATED TO: Bess, Bessie, Beth, Bethany, Betsy, Betty, Elisa, Elisabet, Elisabetta, Elise, Eliza, Elizabetta, Elsbeth, Else, Elsie, Elspeth, Ilse, Isabel, Isabelle, Lis, Lisa, Lisbet, Lise, Lisette, Liz, Liza, Lizzie "People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within." --DR. ELIZABETH KÜBLER-ROSS (AUTHOR)

THIS SHOULD RATTLE YOUR BRAINS A LITTLE If you ever feel stupid, then just read on. If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius! This little treatise on the lovely language we share is only for the brave. Peruse at your leisure, English lovers. Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail 18) After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests 21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France (Surprise!). Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. P.S. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?

HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop," And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is God. Be ALIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is. 10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Yeah! He called me earlier and we spoke for like a good 45 minutes! I take it we have another date tomorrow (Tuesday)! Excited is me! He found my earring which is good cause I like that pair!

I just sneezed 4 times....

Intoxicating kisses are fun. The tingeling feelings are even better. I hope things work out... I have a good feeling about this one. Who knows, I always have a feeling but it just turns out to be anger for the morons...

a crate of tissues for the poster before me! Who's gonna deliver them?