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    Blargh - The Random Thread

    in Sensible Chuckle

    Posted

    Playing with other peoples money can be fun...

     

    Playing with other peoples taxes can be really fun...

     

    Letting someone who's been a real JACKASS all year sweat thinking hes getting slammed with a half million dollar fine when we actually fixed the problem 2 weeks ago is fucking GREAT!

     

    Don't piss of the payroll people, we control your livelyhood :D

    Horror flicks

    in Mystery Hondo's Theater 3000

    Posted

    I'm looking forward to seeing the new Texas Chainsaw massacre, it looks fantastic.

     

    And for that extra lil bit of creepyness, Remember folks...

     

     

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a True story.

     

    I'll see if i can find the original news story...

    High Scores & Achievements

    in The Game Room

    Posted

    Heh, I remember i beat TIE fighter without cheats. Start to finish with the highest emperor's hand ranking.

     

    Also beat X-wing, all missions and all variants (of the few a/b missions.

     

    All with all secret objectives complete and topace ranking.

     

    Man those were the days...

    Little Fighter 2

    in The Game Room

    Posted

    ...i would like to publicly state that im very dissapointed in Yahven, Jax, TD, Spongey (ok, you did try) etc for not jumpin in on this;

     

    I would join in but as fucked up as my PC is right now I'm holding off on any new installs until I build my new machine.

     

    So far the most interesting fubar i've found is that there's something on my machine thats fragmenting my data into images. When i defrag I see tons of interesting patterns, most intericate one was the twin towers kym saw when she was defragging.

     

    So SB if your reading this don't attempt to download and run little fighter (again) because it won't work and probably will screw up something else.

    Dawg Pound Creations

    in Sensible Chuckle

    Posted

    Finally got some updates on the website.

     

    The listing of features will not be clickable links to sample pages of the catagories their advertising. So far I've got static Emoticons and CD labels and I'm working on a logo, some banners and some animated GIF's next.

     

    Keep checking back for future updates!

    Blargh - The Random Thread

    in Sensible Chuckle

    Posted

    I stole this idea from Thomas Cashel on the Preacher's Divinity board, where the topic had run to 672 replies and 3571 views in 6 months ( ! )

     

    Officially a year to the day since blargh first opened and we've got a new record of 2730 replies and a staggering 11874 views! Granted its 12 months but even half more than doubles the preachers score. Free drinks at all bars to commemorate this magnificent occasion!

     

    :D :D :D

    Road to Perdition

    in Mystery Hondo's Theater 3000

    Posted

    .22 rifle is all I've had the opportunity. Pain in the ass on a windy day lemme tell ya.

     

    But in any case the Tommy used in the movie was a longbarrel the only innacuracy comes from the .45 cal ammo thats cannonlike in its recoil. With a double handed grip and a strong arm thats used to the gun its very possible to make those shots. Specailly within 50 yards like the situation was, 50 yards is default on the open battle sight. Also keep in mid that they aren't strictly shot from the hip, an aimed shot can be accurate if you knwo what your doing.

     

    My point was that with enough familiarity with a weapon you can pull a better than average accuracy and compensate for any shortcomings.

    Blargh - The Random Thread

    in Sensible Chuckle

    Posted

    When in England at a fairly large conference,

    Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury

    if our plans for Iraq were just an example of

    empire building by George Bush.

     

    He answered by saying that, "Over the years, the

    United States has sent many of its fine young men

    and women into great peril to fight for freedom

    beyond our borders. The only amount of land we

    have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those

    that did not return."

     

    It became very quiet in the room.

    Road to Perdition

    in Mystery Hondo's Theater 3000

    Posted

    Right, and how many tommy guns have you handed again?

     

    Exactly...

     

     

    Heck in MOHAA you said the bazooka was almost impossible to aim because it flew really wild after leaving the tube. Yet on omaha beach I nailed the german bunker a few hundred yards up the beach from the landing craft dead on. Skill can compensate for inaccurate weapons.

     

    :D

    Blargh - The Random Thread

    in Sensible Chuckle

    Posted

    ARTICLE IN WICHITA FALLS PAPER BY DENNIS MILLER

     

    ALL THE RHETORIC ON WHETHER OR NOT WE SHOULD GO TO WAR AGAINST IRAQ HAS GOTTEN MY INSANE LITTLE BRAIN SPINNING LIKE A ROULETTE WHEEL. I ENJOY READING OPINIONS FROM BOTH SIDES BUT I HAVE DETECTED A HINT OF CONFUSION FROM SOME OF YOU. AS I WAS READING THE PAPER RECENTLY, I WAS REMINDED OF THE BEST ADVICE SOMEONE EVER GAVE ME. HE TOLD ME ABOUT THE KISS METHOD (KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!) SO, WITH THIS AS A THEME, I'D LIKE TO APPLY THIS THEORY FOR THOSE WHO DON'T QUITE GET IT. MY HOPE IS THAT WE CAN SIMPLIFY THINGS A BIT AND RECOGNIZE A FEW IMPORTANT FACTS.

     

    HERE ARE 10 THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN VOICING AN OPINION ON THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE:

     

    1) OUT OF PRESIDENT BUSH AND SADDAM HUSSEIN. ... HUSSEIN IS THE BAD GUY.

     

    2) IF YOU HAVE FAITH IN THE UNITED NATIONS TO DO THE RIGHT THING, KEEP THIS IN MIND... THEY HAVE LIBYA HEADING THE COMMITTEE ON HUMAN RIGHTS AND IRAQ HEADING THE GLOBAL DISARMAMENT COMMITTEE. DO YOUR OWN MATH HERE.

     

    3) IF YOU USE GOOGLE SEARCH AND TYPE IN "FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES," YOUR REPLY WILL BE "DID YOU MEAN FRENCH MILITARY DEFEATS?"

     

    4) IF YOUR ONLY ANTI-WAR SLOGAN IS "NO WAR FOR OIL," SUE YOUR SCHOOL DISTRICT FOR ALLOWING YOU TO SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS AND ROBBING YOU OF THE EDUCATION YOU DESERVE.

     

    5) SADDAM AND BIN LADEN WILL NOT SEEK UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL & BEFORE THEY TRY TO KILL US.

     

    6) DESPITE COMMON BELIEF, MARTIN SHEEN IS NOT THE PRESIDENT. HE PLAYS ONE ON T.V.

     

    7) EVEN IF YOU ARE ANTI-WAR, YOU ARE STILL AN "INFIDEL!" AND BIN LADEN WANTS YOU DEAD, TOO

     

    8) IF YOU BELIEVE IN A "VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY" BUT NOT IN THE DANGER THAT HUSSEIN POSES, QUIT HANGING OUT WITH THE DELL COMPUTER DUDE.

     

    9) WE ARE NOT TRYING TO LIBERATE THEM.

     

    10) WHETHER YOU ARE FOR MILITARY ACTION OR AGAINST IT.. OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN OVERSEAS ARE FIGHTING FOR US TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO SPEAK OUT. WE ALL NEED TO SUPPORT THEM WITHOUT RESERVATION.

     

    I HOPE THIS HELPS.

    Road to Perdition

    in Mystery Hondo's Theater 3000

    Posted

    Look...

     

    The man was the mafia's Top hitman, their "Angel of death" so to speak. If that man couldn't control the flow of a tommy gun within inches of what he was aiming at the man would have been knocked off long ago by a rival mob.

     

    So there.

     

    :sly:

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