Father

my daughter has to use a nebulizer now, she has an ear infection and has bronchitis and slight case of pneumonia

I still haven't gotten rid of that itch on the roof of my mouth, and my daughter has bronchitis :(

not to sound gay or anything (not that there's anything wrong with that, but *cream!*

she's hot as hell, no body, if that's your thing, but really pretty if you're a face guy (or girl )

dude, I think I shat myself laughing at this shit

I used to beat games for friends for money, or they would let me borrow the game and tell me to pass a certain part for them and they'd pay me, can't remember anything specific, wasn't always for me. My friend David and I passed the last level in halo on legendary mode, I ran the last stretch while he was dead, not easy fighting back those elites and jumping over everything :P

I see dead people, they look like mannequins, I thouht I'd hurl watching Faces of Death, but I was fascinated... am I normal?

My daughter loves the Boobahs, but she's too young for the robotronic dolls.

I want to be able to be hired as an IT at PRC to gimp the supervisor computers, restrict internet access!

The roof of my mouth itches, it's been this way for a week.

devil went down to georgia, not sure who sang it, but the comedian last night at the improv used it in his 5 minutes :P

what the hell do you ned music for?! the only soundds I need are the creaking bed, her heartbeat, and the soft moans escalating...

I farted..

My friends call me Dirk Diggler...

The friends in my head anyway...

There she goes....

There she goes again

na na na na na

heeeyeyeyeyeyayyyayyyyy

There she goes...

SOmething about that voice...

didn't want anybody not seeing this thread... please, everybody give some kind of input here.

I thought it was a cruel joke someone was trying to play when I heard it in Port Jeuno.

"Superman is dead people, Christopher Reeve just died"

I shrugged it off as another childish prank, but it haunted me in my dreams, the very idea waking me up every few hours, making me want to check, but my lack of sleep made me shrug it off.

Then I get back home from a daily routine, turn on the TV, and Diane Sawyer spells it out for me. He's dead now...

Her words, "He had superhuman strength on screen, but that didn't compare to his fight in real life"

This man, this hero fought valiantly against all the narrowminded naysayers.

"It's not a matter of taking human life, it's about taking cells and saving lives"

I cry now knowing that he never got his chance to walk again.

Bah, there is no white spell or meteo in FFXI, there's holy and flare...

diablos III sucked mnkey balls, they didn't have cut scenes, they had scenes that should have been cut out!@>?!>@>@?!>!!!>!

ffvii: Either the Nibelheim burning, or the rise of the weapons

ffviii: the triple highwind launch to space, and the scene in all the music videos where squall gets impaled by edea's ice spell

ffix: never touched it

ffx: the cutscene before you have to fight kimahri, the underwater kiss, and the ending, the entire ending (it made me cry)

resident evil: the first person view introduction of the hunters

resident evil 2: when the tyrant crashes into the conferance room through a wall

resident evil, code veronica: when the dude goes all schizo, when your friend gets infected

resident evil 3: I forgot, been too long

My fiancee is hot, but she's all mine!

What is Wu-Tang Clan?

What super-star rap group ain't nothin' to fuck with, unless you're barely legal and horny as hell?

HEY! NO REPLIES TO OTHER POSTS! What the hell am I talking about again? Dammit, I need to take my ritalin... anyone seen my Chuck Palahniuk book anywhere? I forgot which one it was, the writing and twists are all the same. Did I ever mention I love Fight Club? Brad Pitt is soo hot I can cook an omelette on his hair! Did that sound gay? I hope so...

So there I was, standing face to face with this hot-breathed monstrosity...

He stood there, staring me down, sizing me up, but he didn't know I had my two hour ready for his punk ass.

I ran up to his bitch-ass, smacked him upside his head with my closed left hand, fucked him up with a right hook, and when he thought it was over, I took this big motherfucker down with my "Bruce Lee tastes his blood and goes into a berserker rage of punches" move.

I done fucked him up, ugly ass orc.