pictureofdorian

"Well you see, when two adults are attracted to each other, the man likes to put his dead rat in the woman's hungry pussy." hahah my friend's explanation of sex.

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14363/2006/0...emo-in-emo.html hahah aren't emo kids wonderful... they make me laugh.

hahah i just got home and my fucking apartment smells terrible and I cant stop laughing... a guy thats staying with us goy sprayed by a skunk.... fucking hilarious... this has made my day.

found on one of our members myspace profiles... "i really like hot chicks i dont wanna sound mean but im just not into fat chicks" how could that not come out mean... i mean you could have just not said anything about fat chicks. personally i don't think weight have anything to do with beauty or being "hot". man i hate people sometimes... and im not a fat chick but this pissed me off. p.s. your ugly so go fuck off.

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hah this made me laugh for quite some time until i realized it never ends.

punk rock girl- the deceivers check out their music its pretty kick ass... go to the deceivers myspace page.

mine was the smashing pumpkins- muzzle im sad that no one got that one. :(

Third Eye Blind- Jumper assuming that his answer is right and well i know mine is because sad to say i once owned this cd and even sadder i used to like this song. hah new lyrics: I fear that I'm ordinary, just like everyone To lie here and die among the sorrows Adrift among the days For everything I ever said And everything I've ever done is gone and dead As all things must surely have to end And great lovers will one day have to part I know that I am meant for this world

how to talk to a deaf hooker...

damn you and your thing for christy... i mean she is pretty but i'll cut your eyes out!

jont is fuckable and the cutest fuck ever. oh yeah.

gather round children it's story time with Endworld and Pictureofdorian. content my not be suitable for anyone...what!? KittyKitty by dowe and deidre "hello" said the telephone. it had grown legs and started to walk on those legs! said larry the big fat cow with a large flag pole. Deeper and deeper the cows voice got as he moaned, "Find my ~secret spot~ so i can cum all over your baby cow suit. its a very nice one with sparkels on the face. "i like sparkels on my face too!" It was such creamy milk coming from that teat. It was warm and filled me up and made me so silly that my cold hands started to shiver and he yelled, "vomit in my hair!" make them squeel so loud, S-Q-U-E-E-L! then he came so hard and fast it came out my nose.

hahha does anyone else get crazy messages like this on myspace? this is like the tenth one ive gotten thats similar to this since i opened the account. i think myspace is a place for crazy desparate guys and cant forget the myspace hos... because theres tons of them. btw this guy is from nigeria. hahah sorry its all funny to me... hah like id want a long distance relationship... hah just joking. but not about that guy... ive already got a hot irish man ... well i think i do.

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elliott smith - strung out again you get what you see i saw a rich fuck given charity saw an evil emperor wearing my clothes their far from the best but they might suit you better than the rest just looking in the mirror will make you a brave man i know my place i hate my face i know how i begin, and how i'll end strung out again was a parliament of owls flying over a city of canals floating on the body floating in the dalles you get what you see some things they just change invisiabally i don't know where i'm going i don't even want to know i know my place i hate my face i know how i begin and how i'll end strung out again standing, smiling on some fantasy island waving at my lost reflection again but a tide coming in and i'm strung out again strung out again

... hah okay.

Closer- Nine Inch Nails

fuck... sometimes i hate men ... i think somehow in their odd creation their communication skills somehow got seriously fucked over and linked to their penis.

last call- elliott smith last call he was sick of it all asleep at home told you off and goodbye well you know one day it'll come to haunt you that you didn't tell him quite the truth you're a crisis you're a icicle you're a tongueless talker you don't care what you say you're a jaywalker and you just just walk away and that's all you do the clap of the fading out sound of your shoes made him wonder who he thought that he knew last call he was sick of it all the endless stream of reminders made him so sick of you sick of you sick of you sick of your sound sick of you coming around trying to crawl under my skin when I already shed my best defense it comes out all around that you won and I think I'm all done you can switch me off safely while I'm lying here waiting for sleep to overtake me yeah yeah you're still here but just check to make sure all you aspired to do was endure you can't ask for more ask for none knowing you'll never get that which you ask for so you cast your shadow everywhere like the man in the moon you start to drink you just want to continue it'll all be yesteryear soon you start to drink you just want to continue it'll all be yesteryear soon church bells and now I'm awake and I guess it must be some kind of holiday I can't seen to join in the celebration but I'll go to the service and I'll go to pray and I'll sing the praises of my maker's name like I was as good as she made me and I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me I wanted her to tell me that she would never wake me I'm lying here waiting for sleep to over take me

elliott smith- between the bars drink up, baby, stay up all night the things you could do, you won't but you might the potential you'll be that you'll never see the promises you'll only make drink up with me now and forget all about the pressure of days do what i say and i'll make you okay and drive them away the images stuck in your head people you've been before that you don't want around anymore that push and shove and won't bend to your will i'll keep them still drink up, baby, look at the stars, i'll kiss you again between the bars where i'm seeing you there with your hands in the air waiting to finally be caught drink up one more time and i'll make you mine keep you apart deep in my heart separate from the rest where i like you the best and keep the things you forgot the people you've been before that you don't want around anymore that push and shove and won't bend to your will i'll keep them still i dont know if ive posted this before... but i love this song.

i figure someone will enjoy this ... made me laugh.