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Neil Gaiman apparently claims it's not him.

But isn't that more dedicated to general questions about Communism, whereas this one is dedicated to questions answered by a specific communist?

Indeed.

Nor was I.

As well you should be.

You're just jealous of my awesome figure.

This is apparently making the rounds on Facebook:

Third Coast Extras Casting is seeking fit, sexy females of all ethnicities age 18-late 30s to appear as featured Extras in the film SIN CITY 2: A Dame to Kill For- shooting in Austin, TX on Monday January 14 and/or Tuesday January 15. Pay rate is $100/11hr. You must be able to have full availability for both day and night for both dates.

 

Email us ASAP at: thirdcoastextras@gmail.com with the subject heading "SC2 Girls Mon & Tues". Include your name, age or age range, phone #, height/weight, and attach current photos---including a closeup shot AND a full length bikini or lingerie photo too.

 

IMPORTANT: You must be a Texas resident w/ valid Texas ID who lives in or nearby Austin, TX since shoots can change at the last minute. Please don't submit if you are not local. And please don't submit yet if you are male and/or just interested in working in general as an Extra on Sin City 2- we'll post again when we're seeking any other new faces. Thank you!

You enjoyed John Carter more than Wreck-It Ralph? I heard it was pretty bad.

I really hope it's the case.

That was a really hurtful thing to suggest about Uwe Boll, even in jest. I mean, damn. Isn't it bad enough he makes video game movies? Don't scare me like that.

That's optimistic. I was thinking Uwe Boll.

You shut your hatehole.

Why no mention of The Hobbit in the poll until the bit about adaptations?

Please be Neil Gaiman, please be Neil Gaiman...

No, they sell those at camping stores. They don't stand up to use near as well as I'd like for something I'd want for a zombie apocalypse.

That sounds like you want him to beat you off....

Uncultured swine! I am challenging him to a duel! The only use of fists will be in striking my opponent repeatedly.

I wouldn't without doing a web search on that site's reviews.

I cannot fap to this. Not even a wiggle.

 

The internet has ruined me. Now, off to find a horse fucking a midget in blackface to death. Again.

Oh god...

'Baytor needs to gtfo with that shit.

 

Those fried things they have with the meat puree, lettuce and hot sauce are the shit. 2 for a buck. I think they call them "tacos", but I'm sure they only coincidentally share a name with the mexican dish, because they certainly aren't that. Whatever they are, they're preeeetty badass.

The price is insane (2 for a dollar last I saw).

Bullshit! Taco Bell is flavor country! They've got sour cream and cheese, EVERYTHING should have sour cream and cheese!

Heresy. Sour cream is an abomination.

You're a picky motherfucker, I ain't even talking to you about this.

You have insulted me, sir, and I demand satisfaction. Fisticuffs at dawn!

I disagree, sir!

I'm going to go ahead and cross-post this...

I'm going to go ahead and cross-post this...

If it's any consolation their food is super greasy, fairly flavorless, and overpriced.

You just described a good percentage of fast food in this country.