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Nknight

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  1. Google refuses to hand over search data to U.S.
  2. RADIOHEAD - Creep When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fucking special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell I'm doing here? I don't belong here She's running out again She's running out She runs runs runs Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't belong here
  3. "We have a new vistor to the porn section. He's been in twice now. Actually, he's been in at least three times, as he is a registered member, but he's only stood out twice. He comes in, goes down to the straight porn section, and whips out a hand mirror. Then he applies makeup for about an hour. Seriously. No browsing, no chatting people up, no whacking. In, mirror, makeup and out. And again, he's in the straight section. No one's sure what to do yet. The last time he was in, two clerks went down to ask him a) what was up and b) to leave. He pointed out that he was a registered member, and that he wasn't stealing, whacking off, or bothering anyone. Since he wasn't hurting anyone, why did he have to leave? Nobody's thought of an answer yet, and we're not really sure we want to toss him for loitering. He is, after all, just putting on makeup. But why in our porn section? It has such harsh fluorescent lighting. I'm sure we'll find out eventually. I can't wait." more at... true porn video clerk stories...
  4. Boyz in da Hood by Dynamite Hack my favorite part is towards the end.. "She started talkin' shit, would'nt you know? I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the ho' And her father stood up and he started to shout So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out"
  5. 50 Pack Memorex High Perf AA Batteries at Amazon.com for $10
  6. "Did you know that if the price on something you buy drops, within 30 days of your purchase date, Amazon.com will credit you the difference if you ask for it? It’s a not-advertised price drop policy that most people don’t know about and it’s saved me tons of money over the last few years....." Now you know...
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