Yeah. Ugh! With a side of UGH!!!!! Totally feel that one. Sad strippers can be depressing. Which reminds me of this really sad story I heard on the radio this morning. I was listening to that reggeton station (I was switching stations I swear!!!) and the DJs were going to give out a PRIZE to the person who had the saddest story to tell.
This one 15 yr old girl calls and says that she had a baby with her ex three years ago (SHE WAS only 12 when she gave birth!!!). Turns out, two years later her "baby Daddy" left her and her baby for her BEST FRIEND. I was like man, that shit was UBER SAD. Out of the three stories hers won the prize. I just thought it was hilarious the way the DJs were like, "Yay!!! You win a prize! For having the saddest story out of three!!!" and the little girl was like, "... Yah, thanks..." what sucks is that you could hear her sadness in her voice, even after winning the prize...
Lol. don't worry lad, ye shall have one, someday.