So the Jury's back on my first day as a real teacher in Broward county. Here are some tips to help you start the day off on the right foot.
1. SHOW UP ON TIME! fuckin turnpike and old people in cadi's trying to be all cool and crap. I had absolutely nothing prepared. So first period. :shoot: BLAM! You're outta of here.
2. Whatever you do, DON'T forget to Breath. Felt so nauesous almost threw up on my students.
3. NEVER, I mean absolutely NEVER stay awake for 48 hours straight, no matter the circumstances. Damn I must be one stupid broad I swear I just graduated college.
4. If all else fails, Never PANIC! Well where was that advice about 7:10 this freaking morning?
So jurymen and women, how say you to the charges of complete buffon and reckless endargement of 135 impressionable young minds?
GUILTY!!! [/size=14]
and now for you regularly scheduled blarghing... :sleepy: