Keth Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 (edited) Insanely Mind-Blowing Facts About Bees Quote How large is a bee? Picture this: If you hollowed out a small human boy, you could fit 800 bees inside of his empty skin. Edited May 14, 2018 by Axels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 7 Pricks Who Defied The Odds And Didn’t Go Into Finance Seemingly destined to fall into finance like the rest of his asshole friends, Aaron died in a camping accident when he was 15. R.I.P. Is your dad proud of you? What This Adorable Little Girl Says Will Melt Your Heart This Video Seems Silly, But It Makes A Good Point again, HuffPo & Buzzfeed totally on blast here...i'm still dealing with the ramifications of the Mad Men character test myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Clickhole makes list and begs George Takei to share it. also Racism is dead now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share Posted October 2, 2014 Bazgo! " rel="external nofollow">http://www.clickhole.com/video/embed?id=145"> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keth Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 9 Pictures of French Stewart That Will Leave Your Gash Sopping Wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted February 16, 2015 Author Share Posted February 16, 2015 All 8 Glorious Inches Of Purebred American Cock...Ranked nsfw in case you have to ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted April 14, 2015 Author Share Posted April 14, 2015 Justice At Last! When This Girl Was Cyberbullied By A Classmate, The Internet Came Together And Got Her Bully To Commit Suicide! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted June 28, 2016 Author Share Posted June 28, 2016 The Saga of This Man This man Realizes the one person he wanted to come to the party isn't showing up " rel="external nofollow">http://www.onionstudios.com/embed?id=3384"> This man let's his departing roommate take all of the pans, even though he is pretty sure one of them belongs to him " rel="external nofollow">http://www.onionstudios.com/embed?id=4003"> This man is missing a concert because he didn't have the backbone to ask his boss to leave early " rel="external nofollow">http://www.onionstudios.com/embed?id=3722"> This man successfully ignores a mother yelling at her child " rel="external nofollow">http://www.onionstudios.com/embed?id=2668"> This man is able to leave a conversation without anyone noticing " rel="external nofollow">http://www.onionstudios.com/embed?id=2207"> This man agreed to join his friend's flashmob even though he is doing it for the girl he secretly loves " rel="external nofollow">http://www.onionstudios.com/embed?id=4144"> This man only knows a few lyrics to this song, but nobody notices " rel="external nofollow">http://www.clickhole.com/video/embed?id=246"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 Clickhole (temporarily?) rebranded 'PatriotHole' The stooges of the Leftist Media conspiracy want to silence the hardworking, God-smooching Americans who make this country the greatest in the world and represent millions of dollars in untapped web traffic. Well, we won’t have it. PatriotHole refuses to stand by as good, loud, sleep-with-a-Bible-between-their-thighs Americans go unheard and unexploited for monetary gain. That’s our America Promise to you, which is like a normal promise but slightly better. Syrian gynecologist And don’t assume that your Christian daughter is safe if she isn’t pregnant, because Ahmed rubs sensual shawarma spices on his body with a fragrance that makes daughters so horny for abortion that they get pregnant and turn their innocent vaginas toward Mecca. Run to your daughter’s room, because it’s possible she already snuck her swollen womb out the window and is riding on Ahmed’s camel to romantic Niagara Falls. She’s lusting for Ahmed to tear your unborn grandchild out of her cervix and drown it in the jacuzzi at the Howard Johnson where they’re staying. Hunky Ahmed M.D. is board-certified by NARAL and going to unleash a Ramadan of destruction on your daughter’s third trimester, unless you act fact. Codenamed J.U.A.N.A. (Jihad Upon America via Naturalized Automaton), the 9-foot-tall, 1.5-ton biomechanical super-immigrant is custom-engineered to ruthlessly seize valuable U.S. resources and employment opportunities with terrifying efficiency. A team of liberal Berkeley researchers, all of whom are lesbians, began work on the undocumented humanoid in the days immediately following the Obama administration’s unconstitutional 2012 passage of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals policy (DACA), building a sophisticated titanium and carbon-fiber exoskeleton around a Mexican-born fetus to ensure that their creation would be deportation-proof. Financed by George Soros, Planned Parenthood, and your hard-earned tax dollars, the project utilized virtually unlimited funds to forge perhaps the most fearsome threat to our economic and cultural wellbeing since Brown v. Board of Education. Sources who have witnessed J.U.A.N.A. in action describe it in harrowing detail, noting that if it senses a human competing with it for an open job, it will say “I WILL DO IT FOR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE” to the potential employer and then proceed to hurl the American applicant hundreds of feet into the sky. Further, sources say it has a smartphone that’s even nicer than the one you probably have, purchased with, one would assume, food stamps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted May 17, 2017 Author Share Posted May 17, 2017 Hello From My LIBERAL TEARS BATHTUB Where I Wash My CREASES With LIBERAL SNOWFLAKE TEARS To Deal With My AGGRESSIVE Skin Problem Well, well, well, well, well, WELL, well, well. Looks like word has gotten out that alpha king Donald Drumpf is the new president of America, and lo and behold, the beta leftist ding-dongs are crying cups and cups of sadness everywhere because they didn’t get their way. Well, guess what, libtards. Cry all you want, because I am VERY much enjoying things here in my LIBERAL TEARS BATHTUB, where I am washing the gunk from my CREASES with LIBERAL SNOWFLAKE TEARS in order to deal with my AGGRESSIVE and ALARMING skin problem. Yep, that’s right, cucks. DONALD DRUMPF is the leader of the free world, and yours truly is blissfully holed up in a lukewarm tub full of your pitiful yet SURPRISINGLY CURATIVE tears. I got this wretched belly skin that stinks like sin, with all kinds of putrid SILTLIKE BACTERIA growing in the FLAPS. It looks like a forest of oozing toenails sprouting out of muenster cheese, but instead of begging for OBAMACARE HANDOUTS to keep that shit at bay, I’ve discovered that your SJW chuckle-fuck tears make for a WONDERFULLY effective TOPICAL REMEDY that also tempers the SWEET-ONION STINK. Rub-a-dub-dub, P.C. asswipes! God-emperor Drumpf Benghazi’d the shit out of Crooked Hillary, and now all your bitch-ass snowflake tears are the HEALING SALVE in which I bathe, or my DECREPIT SKIN would likely fall off like a SNOW CONE BEING CHUCKED INTO A WALL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted September 6, 2017 Author Share Posted September 6, 2017 Meet Doug Baxter, liberals new worst enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted May 14, 2018 Author Share Posted May 14, 2018 Lying Sack Of Shit: Mom Claims Just Having The Family Around For Mother’s Day Is Enough Of A Gift Quote We love that conniving bitch more than anything, and we’re giving her a Mother’s Day to remember, no matter what tall tale she’s trying to trick us with. This two-faced snake who gave us the gift of life is going to a fancy restaurant, despite her best efforts to deceive us. She’s going to eat a buttered lobster if we have to shove it down her lying throat ourselves. Also: Resistancehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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