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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an

Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims,

"So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the

Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days

But, before I kill you, I will grant you three

requests.  "What is your first request?"  

 

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my

horse." Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone

Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse

gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with

a beautiful blond woman on his back.

 

As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the

Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.  The next

morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still

kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

 

The Lone  Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.

Silver is brought  to him  and he again whispers in

the horse's ear.  As before, Silver takes off

across the  plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,  Silver

again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette,

even more attractive  than the blond.  She enters

the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed man of many talents, but I will still  kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request."

 

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my

horse, alone." The Chief  is curious, but he agrees

and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's  tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

"Listen carefully, for the last time,  I  said, "BRING POSSE!"

:D

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