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Rap artist Blaze Byrne, has shocked the music industry by forsaking her "hip hop" and gibberish roots.

Instead she is set to release a new "heavy metal" track which is a scathing attack on the christian faith.

In a press conference early this morning, she had this to say "when concerning shelves and rodents, a 5 inch cap of yoghurt should usually suffice"

As for when the song shall be released is still not yet known, apparently it won't be until "asc get's a chance".

But it's not all bad news because the lyrics of her new song was leaked on the internet earlier today.

 

"Pastor Of Muppets - Blaze Byrne"

End of nativity play, curtain draws away

I'm you're source of self-salvation

Minds that live in fear, message is never clear

Original thought is your destruction

 

Pray to me you'll see

More is all you need

You're dedicated to

How i'm saving you

 

Come kneeling faster

Obey Your Pastor

Light that candle faster

Obey your pastor

Pastor

 

Pastor of muppets I'm stealing your wage

Twisting your mind against scientific claims

Blinded by me, you can't see a thing

Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin'

Pastor

Pastor

Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin'

Pastor

Pastor

 

Charitywork the way, the message we convey

Though double standard becoming clearer

Prayer monopoly, ritual ceremony

Skip your breakfast to recieve the saviour

 

Pray to me you'll see

More is all you need

You're dedicated to

How i'm saving you

 

Come kneeling faster

Obey Your Pastor

Light that candle faster

Obey your pastor

Pastor

 

Pastor of muppets I'm stealing your wage

Twisting your mind against scientific claims

Blinded by me, you can't see a thing

Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin'

Pastor

Pastor

Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin'

Pastor

Pastor

 

Pastor, pastor, where's the dreams that I pray after

Pastor, pastor, you promised only lies

Laughter, laughter, all I hear and see is laughter

Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries

 

Hell is not all that, fabrication of a twat

Just a tale without any reason

Neverending prayers, fall on deafened ears

Now your life is out of season

 

Pray to me you'll see

More is all you need

You're dedicated to

How i'm saving you

 

Come kneeling faster

Obey Your Pastor

Light that candle faster

Obey your pastor

Pastor

 

Pastor of muppets I'm stealing your wage

Twisting your mind against scientific claims

Blinded by me, you can't see a thing

Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin'

Pastor

Pastor

Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin'

Pastor

Pastor

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