alive she cried Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 From Rap artist Blaze Byrne, has shocked the music industry by forsaking her "hip hop" and gibberish roots. Instead she is set to release a new "heavy metal" track which is a scathing attack on the christian faith. In a press conference early this morning, she had this to say "when concerning shelves and rodents, a 5 inch cap of yoghurt should usually suffice" As for when the song shall be released is still not yet known, apparently it won't be until "asc get's a chance". But it's not all bad news because the lyrics of her new song was leaked on the internet earlier today. "Pastor Of Muppets - Blaze Byrne" End of nativity play, curtain draws away I'm you're source of self-salvation Minds that live in fear, message is never clear Original thought is your destruction Pray to me you'll see More is all you need You're dedicated to How i'm saving you Come kneeling faster Obey Your Pastor Light that candle faster Obey your pastor Pastor Pastor of muppets I'm stealing your wage Twisting your mind against scientific claims Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin' Pastor Pastor Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin' Pastor Pastor Charitywork the way, the message we convey Though double standard becoming clearer Prayer monopoly, ritual ceremony Skip your breakfast to recieve the saviour Pray to me you'll see More is all you need You're dedicated to How i'm saving you Come kneeling faster Obey Your Pastor Light that candle faster Obey your pastor Pastor Pastor of muppets I'm stealing your wage Twisting your mind against scientific claims Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin' Pastor Pastor Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin' Pastor Pastor Pastor, pastor, where's the dreams that I pray after Pastor, pastor, you promised only lies Laughter, laughter, all I hear and see is laughter Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries Hell is not all that, fabrication of a twat Just a tale without any reason Neverending prayers, fall on deafened ears Now your life is out of season Pray to me you'll see More is all you need You're dedicated to How i'm saving you Come kneeling faster Obey Your Pastor Light that candle faster Obey your pastor Pastor Pastor of muppets I'm stealing your wage Twisting your mind against scientific claims Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin' Pastor Pastor Just call my name, 'cos I'll hear you prayin' Pastor Pastor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Line Nightmare Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 If Fox News reports it, it must be true. They're the least biased, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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