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let's take the piss out of porn stars....and....put the shit back in.

 

anybody who feels sorry for them don't, it's ok they're not real people :2T:

 

Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons interviews porn stars

 

Jill Kelly

 

Zack: I'm a huge fan of your work! Thanks for talking with me!

 

Jlklly: Aw, that's sweet, thank you!

 

Zack: I have dropped a lot of monster loads down the hatch of the lovedoll modeled after you.

 

Jlklly: Okay...

 

Zack: Her hair comes out very easily, does your hair come out very easily?

 

Jlklly: No, it's pretty firmly stuck into my head.

 

Zack: FANTASY DESTROYED. Can you give me my money back for this unrealistic piece of junk?

 

Jlklly: This is ridiculous.

 

Zack: I'm glad you share in my outrage. I think together we can fight this.

 

Jlklly has disconnected****

 

 

Danni Ashe

 

Zack: Hello and thank you for taking the time to talk with me!

 

DAINC: You're very welcome.

 

Zack: The 2000 edition of the Guinness Book of World Records certified you as "Most downloaded woman on the Internet", do you think it's really possible to download a woman?

 

DAINC: I'm not sure I follow.

 

Zack: Looking back from the post-9/11 world, do you really feel it is literally possible to download a woman?

 

DAINC: I'm pretty sure they meant images of me, not actually me.

 

Zack: No, they didn't mean that at all.

 

DAINC: Okay...

 

DAINC: Anything else?

 

Zack: Have you ever played Mechwarrior 3?

 

DAINC has disconnected****

 

 

Jessica Darlin

 

Zack: It's really good to talk with you Jessica, thanks for taking the time.

 

LilDarlin: Thx

 

Zack: Is it fair to say that you're known for your DP work?

 

LilDarlin: lol sure

 

Zack:Do you think that you can still feel love after you have had two penises in your butt at the same time?

 

LilDarlin: Offcourse

 

Zack:Even when that love is going into your butt?

 

LilDarlin: Fuck off

 

Zack: Quick follow up on that, do you believe in ghosts?

 

LilDarlin has disconnected****

 

Alisha Klass

 

TouchaKlass: Good afternoon!

 

Zack: Hi Alisha and thanks for taking the time to talk with me.

 

TouchaKlass: My pleasure

 

Zack: At what age did you stop squirting the bed?

 

TouchaKlass: Haha its female ejaculation

 

Zack: You retired from the adult industry in 2000 to pursue legitimate acting, so how are the Oscar chances shaping up for 2006's "Ass-ians Have More Anal Fun"?

 

Zack: I think you're a shoe-in for best actress. You get twice Gwyneth Paltrow's distance on a squirt, easy.

 

TouchaKlass has disconnected****

 

Chloe

 

Zack: I really appreciate you taking the time to speak with me.

 

nurse_chloe: No problem!

 

Zack: Do you think your training as a ballerina helped you achieve your first assgasm?

 

nurse_chloe: Ha maybe

 

Zack: You followed 1996's "Anal Aristocrats" with 1997's "Dirty Little Butthole Whores", what happened to your anus's self-esteem between the filming of the two?

 

nurse_chloe: Huh?

 

Zack: Did you cure that lack of anal sophistication by quaffing "Beyond Reality 4: Anal Potion"?

 

nurse_chloe has disconnected****

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