amynicole

LOVE it.

Bayou billionaires

My bachelorette party was just a couple of weeks after my car wreck, and I can tell you right now I never want to mix alcohol and pain pills again. It's no fun getting sick in a strip club bathroom. I figure 2t and I may have differing opinions on that, though.

Eh I'm not big on pulled pork. If I want BBQ I want brisket. I think it's my favorite meat. If I knew that I was going to have a last meal, I'd ask for brisket tacos from this little restaurant nearby, with a pitcher of margaritas. And queso. Damn, I'm hungry.

Dog the bounty hunter. It's my white trash guilty pleasure. If I were not all full of pain pills I'd be drinking sangria too.

My big redneck vacation. This is why the rest of the world hates us. Smdh

There IS a difference in country girl and redneck, FYI. I am NOT a redneck.

I am a really picky eater, so my list would be long. But I'm learning to eat veggies. I used to hate cucumbers but now I eat a lot of them. I ate some squash the other day too, but it was not all that great. Oh and I had eggplant.

Our Kroger really isnt bad. Albertsons rapes you, though. The best is heb.

Yup. She willingly ate it. I'm determined to find other acceptable ways for her to eat cheese.

Yup. She willingly ate it. I'm determined to find other acceptable ways for her to eat cheese.

Hand made mozzarella. It was in bruschetta, so it wasn't just cheese. But it was nice, big chunks!

I made rachael eat cheese, and she liked it

Aldi has it for 99¢ a gallon. But they are super cheap on everything. I cannot believe some of those prices. Do they make more money up there since the cost of living is so high?

Almond milk ice cream on the other hand sucks.

No moar stress! I'm taking a mental health day tomorrow. Nothing but booze and porn. In bed. All day.

I'm saaaaiiiiiiling away....

(it's stuck in my head in Cartmans voice)

Yeah nice weather when you think how friggin hot it already was this time last year.

That would be great because the polls drive me crazy sometimes, I'd love to put them on ignore.

Hey aart, now that you can eat and drink less volume wise did ur alcohol tolerance go down? Sorry if that is insensitive, I can't really tell what is and isn't right now, my apologies.

What what in the butt? I said what what int the butt. You wanna do it in my butt? I said what what in the butt.

(that is in butter's voice btw)

Ok so I lost 30 lbs and I'm pretty sure I am gaining it all back today. I am a fan of both butter and margarine. Right now I have this butter from new Zealand that is the best ever. Reminds me of the butter on the cruise ships. Just felt like I needed to share how awesome it is to get drunk and eat bread and butter. Lol

We bought a cock

The incredible cock

A very Harold and kumar cock

Disney's cock

Cock story

I know I'm breaking the rules.

What eva what eva I do what I want!

Idk of anyone has said this, I'm losing track.

The big cock

14.20664% hmm im not very geeky. I got ten extra boxes for being a female geek and collecting toys that they didn't ask about.

Oh and if you can get one with the part of the vine still on all you have to do is stick the vine down in the bottle instead of cutting and pouring.

Whoops. I can't read.

Anyhow, watermelon vodka makes an awesome martini, mixed with just a little bit of watermelon pucker. Id be interested in blending a little of this watermelon up and shaking it in too and see how that turns out.