amynicole

wtf is a fishercat?

how are you so awesome? and how are you doing? i havent talked to you in a while and i miss you.

What's sad is I have seen real food like that on thisiswhyyourefat.com

Anyone else tried Duvel? Doug swears by the stuff. Personally if I'm gonna drink beer it's gonna be something tasteless, like miller high life light. I hate beer.

Taco bell is for when I'm slumming it. Otherwise I'm at bueno. Or if I'm in the next town over I'm at cabana, or even better, fuzzys tacos. If I have to choose one over the rest fuzzys is my first choice and taco bell is my last.

Spiffy, youre talking about beauty and the geek. I like that one. But then again, I think nerdy guys are hot.

I don't see how people are so dumb sometimes, but yahoo answers is always showing me that they are.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_y...20135108AAep7nd

A mixture of ketchup and mustard on a corndog.

When my dad was in the army in Okinawa they gave American food to the locals. They didn't really know what to eat with what and one guy put ketchup on his cornflakes.

King of the hill

Ray can attest to this, but I was on a very strict diet in my childhood. Pesticides and presevatives made me sick. And my mom, too. I grew out of the allergy, but she stll deals with it. Gives her migranes and makes her sick to her stomach. Also other chemicals, like household cleaners, food coloring, gasoline, perfume, scented soap, deodorant, laundry detergent, shampoos, artificial flavorings, etc. I grew up on organic, all natural foods. I really do prefer them, even still, and eat them often. And lately, since I've cut out most processed foods I feel healthier, and my anxiety doesn't bother me as much.

Are you kidding me? I could eat cilantro on anything and be happy! I like to make a salad that has almost as much cilantro in it as lettuce. Yum!

They put the contestants in solitary confinement and make them do mentally and physically challenging things until the break. The first person to quit each round gets kicked off the game. Oh and their food and sleep is rationed and sometimes they don't get a bed or they get something gross to eat. And no one knows if anyone quits or not, so you have no way of knowing if you're the first to quit or if you are suffering needlessly bc someone else has quit until you quit. They can only talk to the computer, which can be nice or mean.

Anyone watch solitary?

I don't like black eyed peas, so this year doug found a hummus recipe made from them instead of chick peas. It was really good.

My family doesn't do turkey and stuffing for thanksgiving. We do Chinese food! Now I eat the traditional meal with dougs family, but I enjoyed all those years hanging out around the house watching the cowboys game and eating orange chicken. It was a day for me, my parents, and my brother to just enjoy each others company.

Wow that sounds awesome! When does this show come on? I haven't seen it.

I've been watching space documentaries since about six this morning

Well, there's not much on, as it's two am, so I'm watching 1000 ways to die

I hate pad thai. Ick.

Yeah he acts like a rough tough son of a bitch, but he's sweet, you can tell. And he's damn good at what he does. I would love to run a pass at one of his restaurants, but you have to be a chef first and that I'm not. Waiting tables there would be cool, too. You know those servers are the best of the best and I bet they rake in hundreds a night.

Oh I would love to go to one of his restaurants, especially hells kitchen! I have never tried rissotto and I really want to!

But as far as foods I don't like: mangos.

I'm so missing booze right now.

Incredible hulk:

equal parts hypnotiq and hennessy

blue balls:

equal parts Malibu, blue curaco, peach schnapps, and sweet and sour.

Liquid marijuana:

equal parts captain Morgan, blue curaco, Malibu, midori. Splash of pineapple juice, splash of sweet and sour.

Liquid cocaine:

equal parts Bacardi 151, jagermeister, rumpleminze, goldschlager

liquid Valium:

2 parts amaretto, one part gin

and for those who want actual drugs, the green dragon:

save all your stems for a while and drop in a small bottlen of vodka. Let sit, closed in a cool dark place for about a month. Open, strain through a coffee filter, and enjoy!

Mutha fuckin magic. Magic all up in this bitch.

Lol! Jax you're brilliant! I so want a magnets shirt!

By me, too, dear. I wubs you!

Omg this kid on 16 and pregnant just said, and I quote, you can't really prevent pregnancy. WTF is wrong with these kids?!?

The waitstaff on that show (and in restaurants in general) are pretty good at dodging the blame. I've seen him apologize and lead the customer to the pass where they yell at chef Ramsay.