APANCHALYPSE RETURNS

I feel your pain, kid.

*TWIP**TWIP* That's not webbing... its blood...

I'm just trying to keep my expectations as low as possible. I've gone through too much these last few years with relationships and all that. Don't need me losing my faith in Spider-Man, too. That's one relationship I'll slit my webshooters for.

I will say... the pose, look, suit looks pretty fuckin' cool, BUT it still doesn't excite me about the movie.

New photo AND title for the movie!

Fuckin' love that cover art!

Nick's always the one fucking me up with 14 videos on one post crashing my phone and shit. You can read my post, dammit.

Thirded. Dammit Nick and I just put an image in my sig today!

Dude, you really fuck me up with your elitistism. You mock hipsters, but you act like one yourself. I'm sorry Nick, but I gotta call you on this... haha, funny joke about autotune and what not. That song is ok. What makes it interesting is the video and the beat. It's interesting, but way too much for my taste. What's dude trying to say? I'm edgy. Look at me. Lyrically he doesn't do anything crazy. He's good! But nothing outta this world (he mentions Adventure Time and you're supposed to be like 'I watch that and its obscure so he's gotta be different...like me'). Lil Wayne has more to say, with a better delivery, WHILE USING autotune. He's not conscious. Tyler I mean. Or Yonkers or whatever his name is. He's just an average rapper raping over a decent beat in a shocking video. Period. Em was the best there ever was... and still is. His lyrics are as jaw-dropping and complex as they ever were. AND he's switchin' shit up. Rappin' hungry again. I told you before that he became that 'goofy' rapper we saw for so long cause he had nothing else to talk about. All the drama of his pre-millionaire life was gone. Dude was essentially making millions with our Patos Malos videos. Fuckin' around and still creating better lyrics than 90% of the folks out there. The critics dissed his work, but he was still outsellin' everyone! It wasn't until some tragic shit happened to him again that he made Recovery (which is a fuckin' brilliant album, by-the-way) and earned everyone's respect again. AND PEOPLE ARE STILL HATING! Em is also back because he's making moves again. Signin' all these folks. That Royce shit was a long time coming. They came up together in the rap game in Detroit and in my opinion Em made it BECAUSE of Royce! Lyrically the guy is amazing. Really, he was the only person to rival Em back then. And instead of tryin' to take each other down, they aligned and took Detroit's underground. What happened when Em blew up was Royce got salty. They stayed in touch. Even workin' on each other projects, but shit wasn't the same. Eminem offered him spots on D-12 (before it was D-12), but Royce said no and went off to do his own thing (there might have been contractual shit going on, too). Still, Royce dissed D-12 AND Em and went on his way. D-12 said all this nasty shit, but Eminem kept his mouth shut. Talk about respect. The news of Royce signing was awesome! While he may not go the way of 50, its still a good thing, financially for Royce. But most of all its cool to see these guys friends again. I mean, look at that... these fuckers have probably been dying to get in the booth together again and right out the gate they're recording together. To me, its more than just music. As far as the Jada, Canibus shit goes, I agree. These guys have their following, but like you said, these guys hooked up with producers that didn't work for them and ultimately suffered because of it. I've always said that if Jadakiss made joints like his Lox shit he would be alright right now. The Lox was right on the eve of crossing their sound over and they decided to go solo. Then Jada releases his first album (which is still awesome, by-the-way), but gets Timbaland and Swizz Beatz and others and kinda blows up, but not really. He basically copied Jay-Z's formula to a tee, but he ain't Jay-Z. Canibus was just sabotaged production wise by Wyclef (not intentionally, of course). Also, starting beef with LL and later Eminem didn't help either. Ah, Lupe. This guys is the Dave Chappelle of Rap. At the top of his game and disappears cause of the pressure of out doing himself. Discovered by Pherrell and with Kanye at his disposal... man, this guy is taking his gifts for granted. But I respect him for trying to do something different. Just do it already (still... I'm not fully convinced by him yet)! Lastly Common. He's a mystery to me. He's conscious, but he's not. Like Mos, but they stay where they're at. I don't know. Dude will write some amazingly thought provoking songs, then you hear him freestyle and he's like 2Pac! Then he's in movies with Queen Latifah and shit! Still, I love to see him in movies. I never go to see him in shit, but when I do I'm always happy with his performance.

Finally got around to hearin' that Yonkers joint (heh) annnnnnnd... I don't know. The video was a bit too much. Lyrically he's fine. I just don't know. I'm not gonna go as far as Chris and say I'm not feeling it AT ALL, though.

Good to hear Em and Royce aren't wasting any time (they've already recorded a few songs together). Still, I do not understand how Eminem does it.... Amazing!

I credit this song as Eminem's thrust back into awesomeness. While the others do just fine on their verses, Eminem crushes everyone and frankly, everyone on any other song that whole year. Shortly thereafter he made his Recovery album. I think he was feeling it...

YES! They shoulda shown THAT during the Super Bowl!

The NFL would never invite Lady GaGa to do a Super Bowl halftime. After the wardrobe malfunction with Janet, they ain't gonna take their chances with questionable people. Knowing GaGa she would bring a donkey on stage and blow it while holding her cock just to out do everybody. I kid of course, but you know she'll attempt to do something that the FCC will lose their mind about.

Cuban Links 2 is next.

Can somebody hook me up with an Apollo Kids download? I downloaded a couple songs off the album and need more of that shit. Fuckin disgusting! Can't find any more or they're all censored. Thanks in advance, Nick. Heh.

...saw this was tweeted earlier today, choose to pretend it wasn't happening... God why? I guess I'm glad I was forced got outta comics at this time. Wow. Dumb.

Yeah, that's next.

That first track is hot. Even with all that money, 50 insists on making mixtape shit. I like that. As far as that Mann joint goes... I downloaded that song weeks ago just cause it has 50 on it, but I only listen to his verse now. I'm just not feeling that Bay area shit yet (its the new candy paint and grills/Texas and Lil Jon dirty south crunk before that shit). Right now I'm read his book From Pieces to Weight and its great. It's cool because it takes me deeper into his music. I understand shit he's saying now from on his block. After reading a few chapters I go back a listen and I'm there with him. It's crazy.

Now all I need to die a happy man is for Bill to do Hondoscon. Yeah, that would do it.

Don't forget: Fury in this universe is black/Sam Jackson so he ain't shown in the picture (unless he's in the back or something). Edit: JINX!!! Jesus Christ, you fuckin' wrote nearly the same shit I did. Freaky.