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Well I figured most people could take a joke. And those with the powers would be wise enough NOT to award something like "Biggest Cunt" to say Rachel or Star or someone who is generally nice. Plus I was mostly just puttng them out there to stir up some ideas for others, didn't expect any of them really to make it.

Forums exist because of drama, not like Hondo's hasn't seen it's fair share. Plus these are spoof awards, so no one should be really offended by them. Or you can just take out the ones ya don't like =D

Just to share here as well...THE BENEFITS OF HAVING YOUR ACCOUNT HACKED BY A CHINESE FARMER

My wife's account got hacked while it was still under subscription but after she had quit playing. The person who hacked her dropped her leatherworking and took up mining instead. Got her to 525 mining and somehow managed to get the account frozen while farming. So when she logged back in after 6 months of her account being frozen she had 3500gp, 3 bags full of Elementium Ore, 525 mining, better gear (blues instead of all greens), about 50 of each Volatile, tons of gems, and while they emptied her bags, they didn't touch her bank. So I think we came out on top in all that. Selling all the ore and gems she had netted her an extra 5kgp...just have to say...AHAHAHAHAHA Fuck you you farmer!!

A couple of stupid Awards we could add to the list...

**Most quiet Hondonian** (person who is still here, just doesn't post much)

**Most Annoying Replier** (the person who when you've seen them reply you just think "ugg what the fuck are they replying for?!?")

In honor of the Thread..**Biggest Cunt**, literal or figurative.

**Best Argument/Retort**

**Best at being their own stereotype** Be it white/black athiest/xtian Wigger/Gangsta Democrat/Republican

**Longest Post**

**Person who replies the most, but says the least**

Just throwing some out there. And NZA make an official ballot before you tally votes so we all know what exactly we are voting on...

You never told me about the hackers (or my stoner brain has since forgotten), I just heard that it got shut down due to it basically being a filesharing site.

I am just pissed I never got the drawing really. $120 bucks aint shit, I wipe my jizz up with that. So should I be the biggest bitch for wanting what I was promised, or should it be that other dude for letting real life take over and never following through on my drawing? Yeah me cause I am still around bitching about it...

First off I am not new, well I am, but I was here a while back. You can catch some of my raving insights into exactly what Megadeth is and is not here... http://www.hondosbar.com/forum/index.php?/topic/7617-metal-as-a-genre/

But I did dissapear for a year or so, so maybe that counts me back in but either way...just wanted to clarify.

And how about an award to the most wasted Hondonians money...mainly mine when you guys lost the picture upload site AFTER I paid for it....fuckers! Well I think it is that one dude's fault, but he aint around anymore and I can't be bothered to remember his name.

Obnoxious Behaviors Punishable By Death

 

Number 1 is right on the money. That's one of my biggest pet peeves

Logan didn't we used to work with a white guy who sang Jamaican in a Reggae band?? OR was he just the asshole guitarist? Sheldon, or cliff, or whatever his white ass name was.

I've touched on how much I hate people who are in line in front of me at McDonalds already, but to reiterate, in the words of all you guys favorite rapper (Violent J) "Man fuck those fucking motherfuckers..."

As for anyone who doesn't say thank you when I hold a door open for them, I remember your face, and if I ever see you again I will hold the door shut on your undeserving ass until you grovel at my feet for my kindness last time we met at a door...

And my wife told me I am the asshole who takes the chip/fry with all the cheee on it, no wonder that one didn't bug me...

Heh, Dethklok belongs up there more than many of those other bands...still need to see "them" live.

Ahh here we go again...

AC/DC = NOT metal they are the epitome of HARD ROCK...look it up its in the dictionary, at least MY dictionary...

Black Sabbath = Metal, as they pretty much founded the genre

Slayer = Metal most of the time.

Motorhead = Hard Rock, tho they are still good

Metallica = Metal for the most part, though anything after the "Black Album" is shit

Sepultura = Metal, though they didnt exist for a long time...way to fuck your brother's wife dude!

Iron Maiden = Metal as much as I hate to say it...

Pantera = Metal, barely...

Down = Not metal...and god does Phil suck

Van Halen = REALLY?? I mean really?? Metal?? I'd like some of what you are smoking

Guns N Roses = Hard Rock....

Ozzy Osbourne = I'd argue he is hard rock, but wouldn't put much of a fight up if someone claimed he was metal.

Zakk Wylde = Who is he?

Alice Cooper = I would have sad NOT metal, but after seeing him live and hearing some of his newer stuff I have changed my mind.

Megadeth = Shit, NOT metal...=P

But you see us elitists have our own definition of what is or is not metal, contrary to popular opinion (ie YOURS).

DoJ is about the only person who seems to have some semlance of what metal is, but I'd rather not scare another person off debating it.

And Varg has more metal in his faggoty ass hairs than any of the bands on the poll.

Might I suggest a few other bands for a new poll? (I know the answer is NO!!! but I am going to anyways!)

Behemoth, Living Colour, Cock and Ball Torture, Anal Cunt, Goblin Cock, Goatwhore, Job for a Cowboy, Blood Duster, Clotted Symmetical Sexual Organ, I mean come on THEY are all MMEEETAAALLLLL!!!!!

Ahh well it'll be nice to be able to buy that in english sometime next year....hopefully...

So are we really at one volume a year now?? 4 Years ago I had up to vol 33 scanlated, and now were are just seeing 35 come out here? I bet Miura dies before he finishes.

And I think we will probably have to wait for a spin-off to hear about the Knight Skull's origin and past, or he will end up being Gatsu's dad or some stupid shit like that. Or the "first" sacrifice to escape...

I love the series, but finish it already!

It would have been great to sit around with Sam and Bill and an eightball of coke and just watch and listen to what ensues. All the good comedians go before their time. Meanwhile Larry the Cable Guy and Dane Cook, just linger, and linger...and linger.

I know this has probably been pasted somewhere in this thread, and since the Draenei came out on WoW its kinda been stolen from me, but no matter how depressed I am this song always makes me happy...

Meh Saints Row was an all around more enjoyable game. Hopefully rockstar will stop imposing having to wear certain clothing or be at a place at a specific time on a Tuesday or some shit. More zaniness is a good thing too!

* Opening credits: Chopin - Fantasie Inpromtu

* Waking up: Cypress Hill - Hits From the Bong

* Average day: Beneath the Massacre - The Surface

* First date: Geto Boys - Mind of a Lunatic

* Falling in love: Darkthrone - Natassja in Eternal Sleep

* Love scene: Lords of Acid - Studio 51

* Fight scene: Slayer - Payacks a Bitch

* Breaking up: Type O Negative - Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity

* Getting back together: Nine Inch Nails - Closer

* Secret love: NWA - Just Dont Bite It Part 2

* Life's okay: Ice Cube - It was a good Day

* Mental breakdown: Aphex Twin - 54 Cymru Beats

* Driving: Venetian Snares - Koonut Kalifee

* Learning a lesson: Bone Thugs N Harmony - Bad Weed Blues

* Deep thought: Mortiis - Reisene Til Grotter Og Odemark

* Flashback: Coil - Red Queen

* Partying: Mc Ren - Behind the Scenes

* Happy dance: Kid 606 - Ecstacy Motherfucker

* Regreting: Nine Inch Nails & Aphex Twin - At the Heart of it All

* Long night alone: Dark Side of the Moog - The Final DAT Track 5

* Death scene: Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral

* Closing credits: Green Jelly - House me Teenage Rave

I would just like to say a few words in honor of DKS and Megadeth.

In the glorious words of the literary masters Anal Cunt....YOU FUCKING SUCK!!

Just imagine you are the doll in the back.

WTF??

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What?!? Come on! A rehash of FIre Marshal Bill, starring some unknown white kid making fun of firefighters... A Homie Don't Play that sketch! Comedic Gold! Some hot puerto rican bitches dancing for 30 sec before the show ends!! What WONT be great about this! And for extra's they can just recycle the cast of Mad TV.

Well I was going to do Steve Jobs and then a rotting corpse, and like Kurt Cobain and a headless skeleton but alas, it did not work out...

I echo the sentiments about most of the stuff being stuff that has previously on sale, though I did grab a couple of the adventure games as they were cheap and I had never played them. Scratches and Dark Fall:Lost Souls. Also got Dead Horde, cause I'm a sucker for isometric "horde" shooting games. Might grab Silent Hill Homecoming as well, I just can never make it through a Silent Hill game. Well the two I have tried.

I really should buy a few shares. It's not like it's gonna stay tanked forever.

 

*not an economist

yeah but it will never reach 300 again...

*also not an economist

Have a girl accusing you of being the "baby daddy" play her this song.

Maybe not. The one I saw was pretty awesome. Maybe you saw this one:

 

I will say that Thor wasn't that bad of a movie really. I don't know if it is a shakespearian epic like Haju claims but I now compare everything to the atrocity that was Suckerpunch, so in that light maybe the A- wasn't so far off...and Haju being a fan of Thor explains a little as well.