Electric Duadoman

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Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best" "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

Ah, just plain beautiful....

Swear off drinking? That's crazy talk! Well I found myself one honest republic, told me not to worry about the national debt, with all the oil money we'll get from Iraq this country will be rich! Funny, sorta..

Some interesting quotes from Osoma Bin Laden:

Da Cap'n finds true love...

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You probably didn't even know I was passing gas." The doctor says, "I see. Tell you what, take one of these pills each morning and come back to see me next week." So the week passes and the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now when I pass gas, they are still quite silent, but they stink just terribly." The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

My spot in hell...

I don't know how people in the 80's worked in cubicles without the internet. You mean they actually did work? What a concept...

MisSarah, don't be hating on my girl Paris like that!!! Today, I work a long 10 hours, after 4 hours of sleep. I really need a new job, fuck this 7am bullshit, my brain doesn't even turn on until 10am!! Anywho, lemme quit bitchin about my job, again, and again. Shoot me please!

The mohawk this morning just screams "FUCK CORPORATE AMERICA!!"

Aoi's new avatar is gonna get me fired... Now I'm no frog-lover, but you know their work week is only 35 hours?? With 2 hours lunch errrrrday?? And I believe 5 weeks mandatory vacation time off? Great fucking system man.

Humanitarian Duads, at the Race for the Cure 5K run/walk.

My eyes are watery

Quite an accomplishment. Me gusta mi reggae, Me gusta punk rock, Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita...

Steve Biko by A Tribe Called Quest...Next track Award Tour...Panch don't know nothin bout that! If all goes well, I will be posting in the Drunken Thread in about...eh lets say...17 or so hours...Geez seems so far away.

This I do not have a problem with, the non-partisans. World humanitarian issues that often are neglected by the media should be mentioned, not to create a stance on the issue, rather the knowledge needed to further educate on the issues. I think it's cool that Kweli talks about the issues within this country that the media or anybody really gets into. He gives you the other side of the spectrum, and I like that. But a band who has their own politcial agenda, that rather than have their fans get to know the issues and formulate their own opinions decide to force feed their own political opinions, is not cool. I don't know too much about Rage Against the Machine, I'll look into it. Can you recommend any tracks to DL? Or burning mix CD will do the trick.

When it all comes down to it, good music will always be a matter of opinion. Me, personally, disagree with music and politics mostly because its my listening preference, but also because I think musicians use their fans as tools. Instead of looking at facts and understanding the issues, they're voting for Kerry because Pearl Jam thinks Bush sucks. So now think about the conservatives who are at that Pearl Jam concert. It could make one feel uncomfortable, and feel like theyre now at a political rally rather than a concert. There's a time and place discuss your political agenda. WIth Michael Moore, I think it's different because he's the one actually digging up this info, and people buying their movie ticket know what they're in for. Or the Roots performing at a Slam Bush concert, you know what to expect. I just think muscians should be more selective when to express their opinion and to what extent, to not be so damn selfish and keep their fans in mind as a whole.

Lonely times at Hondo's.