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Cap couldn't even take Logan in a fair fight. Logan would have beat his ass and he was holding back, something Rogers wasn't doing. Rogers had to fucking cheat to take Logan, and even then, all he did was dump him somewhere and run like a bitch.

Tony 1

Logan 1

Cap -2

all of the endings are the same, with a few differences: the color of the explosion, whether the reapers die or just leave, and the silly space magic dna one.

Also, I'm beggining to think Indoctrination WAS the whole purpose here

The ending of the game was a big disappointment, and only makes sense if Shepard was indoctrinated. I'll get to that in a minute.

No one was expecting a super happy ending, but let's be honest here: everything you fought for, damn near 10 years of waiting only to have the entire galaxy thrown back thousands of years in the eyes of most civilazations?

The endings themselves:

Option 1: you become the Illusive Man. Stupid.

Option 2: SPACE MAGIC!!!! Stupid.

Option 3: you destroy all synthetic life AND ALL TECHNOLOGY, setting the galaxy back millenia in the eyes of virtually every single race. The Geth, which you worked so hard and sacrificed so much to get a peace with the Quarians, die. The Quarians, who rely on their damned suits, die. Everyone in a spaceship (or mostly everyone) dies. The turians left behind starve to death with the Quarians who manage to survive miraculously their suits malfunctioning and stop working. And everyone is trapped on Sol. Stupid. This, however, (if you take into account the only workable hypothesis to save this game's ending) ends up being the only viable option. Here's why.

Indoctrination: If you get at least 4000 in your war resources and chose to destroy all synthetics, you get a scene after the destruction of everything in which Shepard draws a breath lying in the EXACT SAME SPOT you were in prior to you going back into the Citadel. You'll remember that you were groggy and moving very slowly during that event due to injuries. The theory out there is that you were actually indoctrinated and were hallucinating. Everything that happens in the Citadel is you fighting against Indoctrination up until you meet that Catalyst, in which you are presented the three options. Taking control means you've fallen like the Illusive Man for the EXACT SAME REASONS. Option 2 means you've fallen for the principle of the Reapers that a merging of synthetic and organic life is the highest form of evolution and the only way of coexistance. Option 3 you tell them to fuck off, grab your dick, flick your cigar and cry "Yippe Kai Yay Mister Falcon" as you watch them all burn. In this case, you finish the goal you started since game 1 and kill all the reapers. Then you wake up.

Throughout the game you keep having the same recurring dream with the same little boy, and the little boy ends up being the catalyst. This lends credence to the belief that throughout ME3 Shepard is undergoing the effects of indoctrination and is beginning to halucinate.

Now, if this is true, that means that for a game that was built on the premise of 'there is no one way, single right choice' There' really is only 'one, single, right choice.' It also means we have yet to see the final ending.

Which means Bioware will release it as DLC.

Which means you'll have to pay for it.

To see the ending of a game.

A game you've already spent $65 on.

A game with no ending.

Bioware is evil.

The Plot Holes:

1. WTF is Joker doing in transit?!

2. Shep: Ok guys, here's the plan: We have just decoded these 50k year old texts that shows the blueprint of what we believe is a mega weapon capable of blowing up the Reapers!

Hacket: oh?

S: Truly! my blue g/f who may or may not be a broker of evil insists!

Liara: :nods:

H: Do we know what it does?

S: No, but Liara believes that it's a weapon!

H: The same woman giving you head?

S and L: :nod:

H: How does it work?

S: well, err, we're not exactly sure. But Liara insists the Protheans did it!

Javik: Actually, we got the plans for an ancient civilization many cycles before us.

H: Wait wait....so you guys never built it?

J: Nope

H: ok...do you know what it does?

J: Nope

H: ....do we at least knows what powers this thing?

S, L and J: Nope

H: Well, sounds like a great plan to me! Let's collaberate and use the entire Galaxy's resources on a project which may end up being nothing more than an ancient Cuisinart! This can ONLY end well!

3. We STILL DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK MADE THE REAPERS.

4. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE KEEPERS?!

Like the return of Black Bolt and the split of the Inhumans from the Kree Empire

to be fair...they were French, so this wasn't exactly a Herculean feat or anything....