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And no, I'm not suggesting everyone go on some weirdo St. Valentine's Day massacre. But given the title, I'm sure all you smart cookies figured out that this story is "Die Hard" related. With that said, 20th Century Fox has announced that the fifth installment in the "Die Hard" series will be released on February 14, 2013 and be titled "A Good Day to Die Hard".

Filming will begin in January 2012 on-location in Russia.

With a script written by Skip Woods ("The A-Team", "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"), the film will be directed by John Moore ("Max Payne") and is officially described as follows:

Since the first Die Hard in 1988, John McClane has found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, with the skills and attitude to always be the last man standing, making him enemy #1 for terrorists the world over. Now, McClane faces his greatest challenge ever, this time on an international stage, when his estranged son Jack is caught up in the daring prison escape of a rogue Russian leader, and father and son McClane must work together to keep each other alive and keep the world safe for democracy.

Everything is still in the early stages, so there's no word yet on who'll play Bruce Willis' son in the film and the studio still doesn't know if the film will be rated PG-13 like "Live Free or Die Hard" was or rated R like the first three films.

As previously reported, Mary Elizabeth Winstead recently revealed that she doubts she'll be back for the fifth installment so kiss Lucy McClane out of the picture.

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can't wait to hear Baytor comment...

I'm convinced this is actually the Deadpool from comic books. He finally broke through the fourth wall and was in the mood for a Golden Delicious. Also, I hope we soon see a Cable-inspired vigilante who's grafted a carburetor onto his bicep and fights crime with a panoply of pouches festooned about his torso.

win

please make a Flash movie, please please please please please...

I'll maintain the Flag for Flash

nonsense, he has the superhuman ability to insult bogans and consume large quantities of Taco Bell.

:cries:

so far, my impressions on the Brown Recluse are meh

Steve Rogers is fucking awesome:

His last line to Odin before Odin banishes him from Asgard?

"you're gonna need more men" while scoffing in Odin's face

I would never punch you in the throat, hun lol

in other words: Crisis of Infinite Earths part II

did you see that thing? My God.

don't know how I feel about Earth 2 status for JSA....this just means they're going to give us Crisis on Infinite Earths again.

On the plus side, i cannot wait till Johns inevitably redoes this classic cover:

90's nostalgia begins

ok, let me rephrase:

When I say 'catch up', I mean 'catch up on the new series, from 2005 till now.' Not 'go back and catch up on 50 years of Doctor Who'

No time like the present, good sir.

New episodes start up again this Saturday. The title of this episode, you ask? Let's Kill Hitler.

epic. win.

so you think! Unlike the US Government, I still have a AAA Credit Rating from S&P!

I have just one word for you, sir: just one:

Lottery.

let that sink in. I'll have my pay pal account ready

your future, sir, your future!

By giving me a paltry $250,000, I can gaurantee a 4x return on your investment in under a year (or a modest 15% fee, of course)

oh, in that case....

care to make an investment?

hm, that might be difficult. I suggest you hit up Nick McMoneybags, sir.

alright, let's do this: Go to any NYC Middle School, spend a single day there, and find me a single kid who could possibly pull off being a grown up.

Good luck.