FireDownBelow

All righty. Just being the proverbial curious cat. Thanks for clarifying though now I have to wonder if I've opened a can of worms.

what are you jealous of? LOL. Its stupid really. And I don't want to blurt it out. I'll tell you about that later.

What are you thinking about right now? You. Really, seriously. And popcorn. That I'm also cold and that I hope I can see King Kong this weekend. And my dog. I left her outside and its really cold. I feel bad for her.

Do you hope it snows on Christmas? I hope so, but I'm not expecting it too. But it would be nice. I'd drive all the way out to Keller just to bug you and get you to slide down a hill on a box.

What do you hope to get for Christmas? Books and pajamas. That's all I ever want.

What's your favorite Christmas song? Winter Wonderland and Little Drummer Boy.

Have you any mistletoe? I do have mistletoe. A fake sprig above the doorway. Wanna test it out? Also some real stuff, minus the berries though, that Nick managed to shoot out of the oak tree out back with his air pistol a couple of weeks ago. (Boy are we some rednecks or what...)

Hmm..someone needs to explain to me 2track's aversion to tattooed redheads or I just might, for shits and giggles, post a picture of my own tattoos somewhere. ALL of them.

I feel funny. All confuzzled and kinda jealous. Such a wierdo.

I wonder what I would look like with bangs. I want to get drunk and I wonder if I'll ever actually look like a girl again.

Why a Unicorn?

A unicorn because they are sttracted to virgin girls. I'd be able to get me some hot action... Oh, lemme think about that a minute. Unicorn, girl...eh, that doesn't work. As a matter of fact is just plain wrong. Ok, Pegasus. You've change my mind. But not anything like the idiotic one Disney stuck in Heracles Hercules.

If you could be any cartoon character, you would you be and why?

 

Pegasus or Unicorn?

 

If you were going to die in 1 week, what 5 things would you do before you die? I know that's kind of dark, sorry.

 

What's one talent you wish you had, besides drawing, everyone wants that.

 

If you lived in a house on a hill where no one could see you, like there was no chance anyone would see you, would you walk around naked all the time?

 

Matches or Lighters?

 

What's your favorite color? did I already ask that? sorry

 

Would you swim in the ocean?

 

Is kissing a smoker really like kissing an ashtray?

 

If you got another dog what kind would it be preferably and why?

 

If you were a circus freak, which one would you be?

I would be, hmm....that's a toughie. I would be, I guess, Jessica Rabbit. Mainly because she's hot and because she's not the type to get bonked in the head with falling rocks and stuff.

Uh, unicorn. Definitely.

Five things: 1) Go skydiving 2) See the ocean [not the gulf] 3) See the mountians one more time 4) Kiss my niece and my goddaughter one last time 5) Spend the last day with my husband.

One talent: felxible, acrobatic stuff. Think Cirque du Soleil stuff.

I probably would walk around naked all the time. I already do most mornings. When my motheri sn't there, of course,

Matches.

I like blues, silvers, grays, and purples. Dark cool colors.

I would swim in the ocean.

Kissing smoker is not like kissing an ashtray. I like it. Tastes good to me, but I'm a smoker too.

I'd love to have another mutt. I don't care about breeds. Just a medium sized dog around 50-75 lbs with a modicum of intelligence and moderate energy. Droolers need not apply.

I'd be the Bearded Lady, cause after the whole circus gig, I could invest in some electrolysis and look normal enough to get laid.

I want my Narnia fix. And this weekend will be Harry Potter and the Polar Express in 3-D. Thank god for payday.

Winter Wonderland.

I'm not gonna post the lyrics. Most of us know them.

Bumper sticker seen recently: If you're going to ride my ass then at least pull my hair.

I want one.

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The old (circa 1995) phone number of my first crush: 244-3425 What does that spell kiddies? Alas, I never got to find out if it was true.

I just heard a blue grass version of 'Watchtower'. Simply awesome.

Ok, can someone tell me please, in the simplest terms...how to change my member title? I know what I want to put there...just not how. I mean, as interesting an image as a naked IC is, I don't want that little sentence stuck under my avatar.

I'm not a 'puter guru but I'm no slouch either and this shit completely illudes me.

Artist: Dean Martin

Song: That'S Amore

Album: Best Of Dean Martin

(In Napoli where love is king

When boy meets girl here's what they say)

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie

That's amore

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine

That's amore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

And you'll sing "Vita bella"

Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole

That's amore

When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet

You're in love

When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not

Dreaming signore

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli

That's amore

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie

That's amore

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine

That's amore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

And you'll sing "Vita bella"

Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole

That's amore

When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet

You're in love

When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not

Dreaming signore

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli

That's amore

Lucky fella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole

That's amore

When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet

You're in love

When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not

Dreaming signore

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli

That's amore, (amore)

That's amore

I foresee this being sold in porn stores.

Shower Buzz

Now that is a woman worth admiration.

Today I am an accomplished homemaker type woman.

Tomorrow I will be tired, frumpy, frazzled, married figure I'd wager.

And Wed, hopefully I will be laid back, over sexed, desirable and intriguing type lady.

Gimme 3 Steps as recorded by

Lynyrd Skynyrd

I was cutting the rug

Down at a place called the jug

With a girl named linda lu

When in walked a man

With a gun in his hand

And he was looking for you know who.

He said, ’hey there fellow,

With the hair colored yellow,

Watcha tryin’ to prove?

’cause that’s my woman there

And I’m a man who cares

And this might be all for you.’

I was scared and fearing for my life.

I was shakin’ like a leaf on a tree.

’cause he was lean, mean,

Big and bad, lord,

Pointin’ that gun at me.

I said, ’wait a minute, mister,

I didn’t even kiss her.

Don’t want no trouble with you.

And I know you don’t owe me

But I wish you’d let me

Ask one favor from you.’

(chorus)

’won’t you give me three steps,

Gimme three steps mister,

Gimme three steps towards the door?

Gimme three steps

Gimme three steps mister,

And you’ll never see me no more.’

Well the crowd cleared away

And I began to pray

As the water fell on the floor.

And I’m telling you son,

Well, it ain’t no fun

Staring straight down a forty-four.

Well he turned and screamed at linda lu

And that’s the break I was looking for.

And you could hear me screaming a mile away

As I was headed out towards the door.

’won’t you give me three steps,

Gimme three steps mister,

Gimme three steps towards the door?

Gimme three steps

Gimme three steps mister,

And you’ll never see me no more.’

Hi little lady, what's going on?

I think Jake and I are going through Nick and Amber withdrawal, can't wait til New Years Eve. yay

 

What's your favorite board game?

Do you win all the time?

Are you a sore loser?

What was your first sexual experience?

Is BOB really dead?

If so, I'm so sorry and I wish I could be there for the funeral, I know how much he meant to you lol

 

That's about all I have for now lol

Nothing going on here. Trying to stay warm. Its about 30 degrees outside right now and I'm sitting near a windowm with a horrible seal. Brrr.

My favorite board game is Monopoly. Althought I am also a fan of the game of Life.

I usually win at Life though I am horrible at Monopoly.

I'm not a sore loser. I make jokes and make everyone laugh at it. I am the caricature of a sore loser. That make sense?

My first, actual sexual act? Or my first act where I felt sexual.... Well, I'll tell you about both. My first sexual experience was when I was about 12 (yes, I know, I was young). He was my friends older brother and so cute. It hurt badly so we didn't get very far that night. We tried another three times on different occasions witht he same painful outcome, though on the third time he did manage to pop my stubborn cherry. I never touched a guy again until I was 15 cause I was so scared it was gonna hurt again. Anyways, I'm not scarred by it though. Quite the opposite.

And the first act when I felt sexual was...around the same age, 12. An older boy kissed me. My first kiss ever. It was a nice long, slow french kiss that lasted forever. I melted right then and there and I was so wet. After he left, my lips tingled forever where he'd kissed me. It was so good. I've never met anyone who could kiss that well. Though some have come close...

No, Bob isn't dead, but I thought he was. Apparently the motor just overheated I think. He's working OK now, but I don't know how much longer he's going to last unless I give him a break every now and then.

Since when do they play Lenny Kravitz (circa early 90's) on the classic rock station? I feel old.

By eric clapton, jack bruce and pete brown

It’s getting near dawn,

When lights close their tired eyes.

I’ll soon be with you my love,

To give you my dawn surprise.

I’ll be with you darling soon,

I’ll be with you when the stars start falling.

I’ve been waiting so long

To be where I’m going

In the sunshine of your love.

I’m with you my love,

The light’s shining through on you.

Yes, I’m with you my love,

It’s the morning and just we two.

I’ll stay with you darling now,

I’ll stay with you till my seas are dried up.

Chorus

Second verse

I’ve been waiting so long

I’ve been waiting so long

I’ve been waiting so long

To be where I’m going

In the sunshine of your love.

I've been okay. Working, sleeping, working, sleeping with the ocassioanl trip to Wal-Mart. I don't sign on to yahoo much and when I do get your messages, you've got your little busy icon up. I guess I could leave a message, like an answering machine...but I dunno, I feel silly doing that. Knowingly typing to air.

This one was running through my brain last night but I was too lazy to get up and post about it.

Loungefly, Stone Temple Pilots

It's ok, it's ok, ok relieve me

pins in me, pins in me, in me you kill me

the lounge fly

the lounge fly

the fly you bring me

I think I'm free but the dogs they

won't release me

I can't give what I take away

and the other understands

she said she'd be my woman

she said she'd be my man

I can't live this way

please refill my soul

don't have a nickel or a dollar but

you feed me

my bottle's empty but you always

refuel me

I feel I'm sinking but you won't

let me drown me

I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck

but do you need me?

I can't give what I take away

and the other understands

she said she'd be my woman

she said she'd be my man

I can't live this way

please refill my soul

And this one while I was taking a shower this morning. Why? I don't know, cause I'm not even a fan.

Bat Country-Avenged Sevenfold

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.

I tried to drive all through the night,

the heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights.

No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to (me).

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).

Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.

My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).

No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

As I adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights will take me to new heights.

My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite.

Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right.

Mental fiction follows me; show me what it's like to be set (free).

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).

Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.

My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).

No one can save me and you what I want the attention.

So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.

Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.

Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.

These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today.

Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die,

we look up towards the sky for answers to our lives.

We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,

don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right.

I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a (man).

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).

Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.

My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).

No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

Eating mixed nuts, I look down and there is something red and kind of oblong looked exactly like a roach. OMFG, I stand up and shake and do the get-it-off, get-it-off dance only to discover upon closer inspection that it's the skin from a peanut. I'm such a spaz.

I have one pinky nail that is growing freakishly long. I look like a coke addict. I am debating whether or not to cut it. Perhaps it can be used as a weapon, or maybe it will be my secret source of strength like Sampson and his hair.

Janis Joplin ~Piece of my Heart~

(Come on…)

Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man, well yeah,

An' didn't I give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can ?

Honey, you know I did!

And each time I tell myself that I, well I think I've had enough,

But I'm gonna show you, baby, that a woman can be tough.

I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,

Take another little piece of my heart now, baby, (break a..)

Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah. (have a..)

Hey! Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, yeah.

You know you got it if it makes you feel good,

Oh yes indeed.

You're out on the street looking good, and baby,

Deep down in your heart I guess you know that it ain't right,

Never never never never never never never hear me when I cry at night.

Baby, I cry all the time!

And each time I tell myself that I, well I can't stand the pain,

But when you hold me in your arms, I'll sing it once again.

I'll say come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah take it!

Take another little piece of my heart now, baby. (break a..)

Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah, (come on…)

Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, yeah.

Well, You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good

I need to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,

Take another little piece of my heart now, baby. (break a…)

Break another little bit of my heart, honey, yeah. (have a)

Have another little piece of my heart now, baby,

You know you got it (waaaaahhh)

Take a…Take another little piece of my heart now, baby. (break a…)

Break another little bit of my heart, and darling, yeah yeah (have a)

Have another little piece of my heart now, baby,

You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good