You'll never figure out how to change this message!
Forgot your password?
I didn't know you had xbl. since when do you have xbl??? I need to adds you.
the division of joy
I don't have it anymore. It was a short lived thing.
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Does anyone even read these things?
Not yours anyway.
I kinda want a taco right now.
Plate of shrimp?
what's on my mind? do you REALLY want to know?
Clearly. How about a rousing rendition of "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
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Go for it.
Ah fuck off...
Ah thank christ, I never thought you'd leave.
New profile pic, taken at the worst angle you can on my face, shows off my crooked nose.
Eh, you could always have boils balls and a beard.
I think I may be going through ASC withdrawls...
Not possible. You probably just miss the sound of trawlers or large engines near you at night. It'll pass.