Riddler LIME Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 You're a mean one, Mr. RED. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. REDDDD. You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel. You're a monster, Mr. RED. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul. Mr. REDDDD. I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. You're a vile one, Mr. RED. You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile. Mr. REDDDD. Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crockodile. You're a foul one, Mr. RED. You're a nasty, wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk. Mr. REDDDD. The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." You're a rotter, Mr. RED. You're the king of sinful sots. Your heart's a dead tomato splot With moldy purple spots, Mr. REDDDD. Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots. You nauseate me, Mr. RED. With a nauseaus super-naus. You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked horse. Mr. REDDDD. You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce. I hate you.
Red Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 THIS IS ITTT!!!!!! Red grows weary of your pusher games Lime! Indeed, Skeeter sucks. Why, last night That horrible pervert showed 'lil red' to a swedish couple in exchange for a handful of key swedish phrases which he didn't remember anyway!! However Red is reconsiled with Skeeter's *ahem* eccentricities when intoxicated, Red is not however, reconsiled with YOU Lime. Name the place And weapon of choice and the people of Hondos shall see once and for all who the better alter-ego is!
Lycaon Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 I dunno, I was a little underwhelmed by Riddler Lime's choice of insult (the Grinch song with Red's name replacing the Grinch? )...
Reverend Jax Posted September 23, 2006 Posted September 23, 2006 I dunno, I was a little underwhelmed by Riddler Lime's choice of insult (the Grinch song with Red's name replacing the Grinch? )... Sorry, I guess I should have been more clear. What I meant to so was: This is going to be the best fight EVAH!!!! I mean, yeah, the Grinch song sucked, but once it's on, it's going to be ON!!!!
Lycaon Posted September 24, 2006 Posted September 24, 2006 Sorry, I guess I should have been more clear. What I meant to so was: This is going to be the best fight EVAH!!!! I mean, yeah, the Grinch song sucked, but once it's on, it's going to be ON!!!! Ok, I'll give you that.
Jables Posted September 24, 2006 Posted September 24, 2006 Christ, even I'm a little interested to see how this comes out...
APANCHALYPSE FOREVER Posted October 2, 2006 Posted October 2, 2006 Same here! Maybe they'll kill each other and we'll be rid of them once and for all!
Reverend Jax Posted October 16, 2006 Posted October 16, 2006 The New Your Times raves..."RED VERSUS LIME was the biggest disappointment since The Matrix Revolutions!"
APANCHALYPSE FOREVER Posted October 17, 2006 Posted October 17, 2006 LIME tends to do that kind of stuff! Let's all call him a pussy! PUSSY! PUSSY!! PUSSY!!! Come on, everybody...
MusicManiac Posted December 1, 2006 Posted December 1, 2006 Mix it up baby... Scwein teng frogul gamma.
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