13 Year Old Tries To Steal Someone's Steam Account

[Stilly]

Found this elsewhere in the darker sides of the net, though you guys might enjoy. Definitely worth a read if you need a laugh.

 

Put it in spoilers to help control page length. It's a chat transcript, and it's a bit long. Enjoy!

 

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br0kenrabbit says:

hi

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

good evening

 

br0kenrabbit says:

What's ip?

 

br0kenrabbit says:

up?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

 

br0kenrabbit says:

On MSN?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

yes

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Why?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

 

br0kenrabbit says:

My information?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

 

br0kenrabbit says:

No. I don't even have it written down.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Well...

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Well

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

dont worry this connect it secure

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Can I be honest with you, Greg?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

k

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

huh?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

bs

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Trace it.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

how

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

oh k

 

br0kenrabbit says:

As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

 

br0kenrabbit says:

I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

why?

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Have you read the ToS?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

Tod?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

tos

 

br0kenrabbit says:

terms of service

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

were?

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

why

 

br0kenrabbit says:

I just told you why

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

:(

 

br0kenrabbit says:

I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

k

 

br0kenrabbit says:

First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxx xxxxxxx

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Is this you?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Are you the only user of this account?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Okay, and what is the username

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxxxx

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Okay.

 

br0kenrabbit says:

I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

some. dude

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

m

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Do you always log on from the same IP?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya

 

br0kenrabbit says:

And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxxx

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

 

br0kenrabbit says:

What is your city of residence?

 

br0kenrabbit says:

That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxx

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Illinios?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

yes

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

xxxxxxx

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

why

 

br0kenrabbit says:

So I can update your account.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

can I play 2 nite

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

clan fight

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

wont win without me heh

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

ya

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Okay. Give me just a moment.

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Try to log in now.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

k

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Greg

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

did u ban me???????????>WHY

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Greg

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

what

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Valve will never ask for your username and password.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

what????

 

br0kenrabbit says:

I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

omg dude wtf why?

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Why were you trying to steal my account?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

i wanst

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Then why were you asking for my information?

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give

my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Greg

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

dude pleas

 

Greg_ValveOLS says:

what

 

br0kenrabbit says:

Go mow some yards, bitch.

[MetalHeart]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT SHIT IS CLASS!

[The NZA]

haha that was sad to watch.

[SpunkyMonkey]

go mow some yards, bitch

 

AWESOME!

 

kid deserved it

[Stilly]

go mow some yards, bitch

 

AWESOME!

 

kid deserved it

 

Like all great stories, it's the money shot that made the whole thing work so well.

[Lycaon]

Its always so nice to watch valuable lessons in the process of being learned.

[The NZA]

pullin an MM tonight.