BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Who is the King of the 80's Supercop sequel movies? Will it be Bruce Willis playing John McLane, the cop who seems to always be in the wrong place at the wrong time, yet still manages to kick the shit out of every German in the building (who also managed to get 3 and possibly a 4th sequel)... or will it be Mel Gibson playing Martin Riggs, the wild-eyed retired special-ops guy who decided to be a cop and get permission to roll on the ground & blow people's knees out (while also getting a whopping 4 sequels). Or, will the victor be Beverly Hills Cop himself, Eddie Murphy as Axel Foley who somehow managed to survive the whole 80's put-a-comedian-in-an-action-movie craze and still get 3 sequels out of this character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 I say... McLaine, in his badass fashion, gets beat up by anyone who knows any kind of kung fu, but then blasts em away in the end. Riggs quits, citing "Im too old for this shit." However, his partner, Danny Glover, goes on to kill a Predator "How the hell did i do that...?" Mclaine, still fightin a hangover, kills Eddie Murphy, who was busy pickin up a male hooker. "damn bush bitches!" "Yippe-ki-yay, motherfucker!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 Waitaminutenow. I wasn't talking about the old, 90's & '00's versions of these characters. I was refering to them in their prime... the 80's... you know, when their FIRST movies came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Oh...then, crazy-ass Riggs boinks that hot german blonde chick then after she dies he kills himself (cmon he joked about it in part 1 like 8 times), and Mclaine wins by default, plus he's John Mclaine an all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Aurelius Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Riggs invictus! :werd: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 ...come again? Does that mean Mclaine wins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 McLaine is good at sneaky shit, ambushes and the like. But in a straight up fight he gets his ass kicked. Look at the fight on the plane in DH2. Axel Foley, is probably a better cop than either of them but he's more mouth than fighting. (though he can fight). Riggs has the moves. He'll win at hand to hand. And since he didn't kill himself in pt 2 after his South African gf died, then It's safe to assume that possibility is out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 16, 2002 Author Share Posted February 16, 2002 I think what Mr. Aurelius is trying to say is that Riggs would probably snap & kill McLane with his bare feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Such nonsense. Mclaine is great hand to hand, just has a hard time iwth kung fu whilst standin on a movin jet, you crazy whores. Plus, he can take a beatin. That man has been through hell & back, in part 1 alone....Riggs couldnt even shoot Jet Li when he had the chance. "Next time you have a chance to keel a man, take it!" *pops the man 3 times in the nuts through a table* "Thanks for the advice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Seagal plays his CD and everyone dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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