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So my friend told me this story today and I nearly pissed myself laughing. She has a severely autistic nephew and they took him to the zoo a couple of months ago. At some point during the day they turn around and the kid has disappeared. They freak out, search high and low, get the authorities, call him on the loudspeaker, everything. They find him alone in a bathroom, soaking wet and reeking like fish. He's screaming his head off, and won't let go of his backpack. They get him out of the zoo, finally, as they're pretty much being kicked out, and the kid is still screaming. They get half way home and the kid has managed to calm down a bit, but he keeps whimpering and they hear strange noises in the backseat. So they pull over and get the kid out of the car. He still won't let go of his backpack. They manage to wrestle it away from him and the kid has STOLEN A PENGUIN!! He must have somehow managed to get into a restricted area and gotten it into his backpack without anyone noticing, though nobody knows how.

I wanna hang out with this kid.

In a renewal of my Smashing Pumpkins phase...

right now I'm listening to Machina :-D

I can post videos now! I don't need no group :-D :-D

I mean I never really said I liked her character too much... First I commented on her hair which has nothing to do with her character, then I said I liked her storylines! :-P

That being said, Claire's not that bad. No worse than, say... Micah. He's just a kid, doesn't really contribute much character-wise and is basically a prop in Niki's storyline. But that doesn't mean you have to hate them. They're there for good reasons :-D

Yeah I can see that... I like her storylines though just because I love Mr. Bennett as a character. I change how I see him and how I feel about him every episode...

Besides, she's cute with the dark hair, thats all I was saying :-P

I'd have to like Claire to like her better.

What's wrong with Claire? Is it the bad acting? :-P

I have 100 posts now :-D

I'm proud, I'm getting over my internet social anxiety :-P

i was confused too...i thought maybe she had amnesia from the house exploding because but then the cryo thing really confused me. i was talking to my mom and she was wondering if this is possibly her twin sister somehow (i know they said in season 1 that she was choked to death by their father but, it's television so they can do whatever they want).

So who likes Claire better with dark hair??

Ah. Yes.

I meant that the world hates Americans and gives us dirty looks when we speak in other countries :-P

Hmm... but you have kangaroos, and Nemo, and... wasn't Errol Flynn australian?

And you don't have people give you dirty looks when you go out of the country and speak

Sucks to be australian!

Hulu doesn't work over there?

I've got the blues...

In the cold, cold ground

I don't think Joel and Ethan are underrated or overrated... They're good and people like them. It's nice seeing those two things together.

Blood Simple was where Frances and Joel met, right?

And John Turturro is awesome, even when he's acting terribly, I think :-D

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead was awesome!

And Marisa Tomei was just naked for so much of it. Which can only add to the appeal

Milo

Norton

Duchovny

Jeez, the teacup!

i dont know where you foudnd that, but these were hilarious.

This entire site is really good! You should click around :-D

http://progressiveboink.com/archive/peanut...arles-bukowski/

Peanuts, if Bukowski had written it! I love the comics at the bottom...

My goodness...

Sometimes I forget what a terrible show Friends was

Some random recent song by Alicia Keys. VH1 is on in the background...

If she sings as beautifully as she looks then im sold. She is quite the yummy.

Yeah, she totally sings just the way you would expect her to. And yeah, she's gorgeous. I think I'll always love her after that shot in Almost Famous where she leans down to the camera and says "One day... you will be cool."

Cody will like these too :-D

Shodunn88h: It's not a good look.

Shodunn88h: It appears as if I might read poetry at any second...

justeattendant: haha

justeattendant: in the middle of a sentence

justeattendant: yeah so the other day i waSHE LIES IN BEAUTY LIKE THE NIGHT

Shodunn88h: Man today was a beDON'T GO QUIETLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT.

Shodunn88h: And then there is the gnashing of teeth...

justeattendant: hahahaha

That's awesome!