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SuperEeyore

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  1. my whole house is watching the show... except we are only on season 2 hour 1 am
  2. Actually I miss being pregnant. It really isn't as uncomfortable as you'd think. Having your uterus go back to normal... thatas another story.

  3. Thankfully I started to play with my controls & I remembered.
  4. When I'm out walking I strut my stuff And I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out. [chorus] Let me go on like I Blister in the sun Let me go on Big hands, I know you're the one. Body and beats, I stain my sheets I don't even know why My girlfriend, she's at the end, She is starting to cry. Let me go on like I Blister in the sun Let me go on Big hands, I know you're the one. [repeat first stanza twice, quietly] [repeat second stanza once] [repeat first stanza once, in a whisper] [repeat chorus]
  5. That kitty looks like she is going to eat Domokun....
  6. I was alone I was all by myself No one was looking I was thinking of you Oh yeah did I mention I was all by myself All by myself All by myself All by myself I went to your house But no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You and me have Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself All by myself All by myself All by myself All by myself
  7. I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF SIGS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
  8. Any time I see a kitty I think of MH....
  9. SIDE EFFECTS: This drug may cause joint pain, nausea, head-ache, or shortness of breath. You may also experience muscle aches, rapid heartbeat, and ringing in the ears. If you feel faint, call your doctor. Do not consume alcohol whiletaking this pill; likewise, avoid red meat, shellfish, and vegetables. O.K. foods: flounder. Under no circumstances eat yak. Men can expect painfulurination while sitting, especially if the penis is caught between the toilet seat and the bowl. Projectile vomiting is common in thirty percent of users-sorry, fifty percent. If you undergo disorienting nausea accompanied by migraine and raspy breathing, double the dosage. Leg cramps are to be expected; one knee-buckler per day is normal. Bowel movements may become frequent-in fact, every ten minutes. If bowel movements become greater than twelve per hour, consult your doctor, or any doctor, or just anyone who will speak to you. You may find yourself becoming lost or vague; this would be a good time to write a screenplay. Do not pilot a plane, unless you are among the ten per cent of users who experience "spontaneous test-pilot knowledge." If your hair begins to smell like burning tires, move away from any buildings or populated areas, and apply tincture of iodine to the head until you no longer hear what could be taken for a "countdown." May cause stigmata in Mexicans. If a fungus starts to grow between your eyebrows, call the Guinness Book of World Records. May induce a tendency to compulsively repeat the phrase "no can do." This drug may cause visions of the Virgin Mary to appear in treetops. If this happens, open a souvenir shop. There may be an overwhelming impulse to shout out during a Catholic Mass, "I'm gonna wop you wid da ugly stick!" You may feel a powerful sense of impending doom; this is because you are about to die. Men may experience impotence, but only during intercourse. Otherwise, a powerful erection will accompany your daily "walking-around time." Do not take this product if you are uneasy with lockjaw. Do not be near a ringing telephone that works at 900 MHz or you will be very dead, very fast. We are assuming you have had chicken pox. You also may experience a growing dissatisfaction with life along with a deep sense of melancholy - join the club! Do not be concerned if you arouse a few ticks from a Geiger counter. You might want to get a one-month trial subscription to Extreme Fighting. The hook shape of the pill will often cause it to become caught in the larynx. To remove, jam a finger down your throat while a friend holds your nose to prevent the pill from lodging in a nasal passage. Then throw yourself stomach first on the back portion of a chair. The expulsion of air should eject the pill out of the mouth, unless it goes into a sinus cavity, or the brain. WARNING: This drug may shorten your intestines by twenty-one feet. Has been known to cause birth defects in the user retroactively. Passing in front of TV may cause the screen to moiré. Women often feel a loss of libido, including a woo-octave lowering of the voice, an increase in ankle hair, and perhaps the lowering of a testicle. If this happens, women should write a detailed description of their last three sexual encounters and mail it to me, Steven, house Six, Fancyland house Park, York, SC. Or E-mail me at umm, well just come to the house Discontinue use immediately if you feel that your teeth are receiving radio broadcasts. You may experience "lumpy back" syndrome, but we are actively seeking a cure. Bloated fingertips on the heart-side hand are common. When finished with the dosage, be sure to allow plenty of "quiet time" in order to retrain the eye to move off stationary objects. Flotation devices at sea will become pointless, as the user of this drug will develop a stone-like body density; therefore, if thrown overboard, contact your doctor. (This product may contain one or more of the following: bungee cord, plankton, rubber, crack cocaine, pork bladders, aromatic oils, gunpowder, corn husk, glue, bee pollen, dung, English muffin, poached eggs, ham, Hollandaise sauce, crushed saxophone reeds.) Sensations of levitation are illusory, as is the sensation of having a "phantom" third arm. Users may experience certain inversions of language. Acceptable: "Hi, are how you?" Unacceptable: "The rain in Sprain slays blainly on the phsssst." Twenty minutes after taking the pills, you will feel an insatiable craving to take another dose. AVOID THIS WITH ALL YOUR POWER. It is advisable to have a friend handcuff you to a large kitchen appliance, ESPECIALLY ONE THAT WILL NOT FIT THROUGH THE DOORWAY TO WHERE THE PILLS ARE. You should also be out of reach of any weapon-like utensil with which you could threaten friends or family,who should also be briefed to not give you the pills, no matter how much you sweet-talk them.
  10. Apparently I spoke to this one before... alex perez: hey girl alex perez: no puedes dormir? me: I'm nocternal alex perez: lol alex perez: ok me: serious alex perez: always been like that alex perez: a what time you go to bed alex perez: normally me: 3am alex perez: wow alex perez: did the baby girl wake up few times during the nite? me: she's up now alex perez: wow alex perez: it is good that u r nocturnal then alex perez: do u have more pics of u? me: profile alex perez: what does nic stand for me: ????????? alex perez: super..something alex perez: ??? me: eeyore me: super = my love for superman me: eeyore= my love for the winnie the pooh character eeyore alex perez: i just understood that eyore is a character alex perez: which one is it alex perez: in winnie the poh alex perez: lol me: donkey alex perez: super donkey alex perez: lol alex perez: nice alex perez: what about the 69? alex perez: me: just a number alex perez: a number that i like me: I bet.... alex perez: as u would c in my nic as well alex perez: lol alex perez: u c we have already something in common alex perez: lol me: yeah alex perez: r u a 69er ? me: no alex perez: arent u sexual at all? me: yes in the privacy of my bed room alex perez: oooh great alex perez: fantastic alex perez: did it happens to u that the first few months of pregnancy alex perez: the hormones get all crazy me: alex perez: and sexually women get hornier than ever alex perez: and that after labor exactly the contrary happens, that women dont want to fuck for a longgg time
  11. for some reason I can't watch the vids on that site.. is there a program I need to watch the show from there? please et me know. I just finished season 1 and.... all I have to say is Nina better die..
  12. Hey we have to go to Soho one of these weekends. I need to get out. I love Azy but I have baby sitters!!! YAY for them!!!

  13. I got a text from Skeet saying Happy Australia Day... WTF is this all about?
  14. Thanks LL!!! At least I know I can catch up to this seasons episodes.
  15. SOOOOOO.... I'm watching season 1. My sister kept going on and on about it. Now she and I are hooked. I already finished disc 1 which means that I am by hour 5. DAMN NETFLIX!!!! CAN'T YOU SEND THEM FASTER!!! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU SEND OTHER MOVIES BEFORE SENDING THE OTHER DISCS FROM THE SERIES?!>!>!>!>?!??? P.S. I am burning the series if anyone wants to borrow it later on down the road.
  16. See you don't have men asking you to shit on them... so they can eat it. Or pee in a cup so they can drink it too. I'M TELLING YOU I GET ALL THE WEIRDOS!!!
  17. div style="width:503; background-color:rgb(216,233,237); text-align:center;"> What Dogma character are you? Bethany Take this quiz! I dunno doesn't seem right...
  18. Nick... you have no idea. Hell sometimes when we go out clubbing we look gay cause we have to be all over each other to get guys to go away and they will just stand there and stare at us.
  19. Yeah but I think I'm going to require a therapist soon.
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