if you dont think this is funny... then you are dead to me!
Billy sounds so hickish, so you can call me William for long.
William Furlong?
Huh, how did you know my name?
You said it ya dumbass, and for the record, you don't look like me you martha focker.
Wha? I didnt say that I looked like you.
I'm the Bill Hicks around these parts, bitch.
I meant Billy sounds hickish, not Bill Hicks. Bill is short for William, so I said call me William for long.
Mind fuck.