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Manson sucks

Korben -"Hey sweetie" Finger - "Aww I didnt you you cared" Korben - "I was talking to the cat" -5th element

i still think that SiBobs DTL site is the best...the humor is just...funny. www.drawingtheline.keenspace.com

i think we can narrow it down a lil better... we are all humans. adam and eve started the whole shindig...and if you want to re-narrow it down...whoever was on the ark when the flood came, thats the reorganization of the humanity tree.

all hail DTL!

:being choked by korben dallas: Supergreen -5th element

I have like 200 titles, but 181 of them belong to SiBob...I just randomly 'borrow' whatever I want to see every soso. btw mute, did you include the 3 of yours that I have? This announcement was brought to you in part by the DVD borrower, and the other part was brought to you by the DVD watcher. :shoot: BILLS / FICA

Ima have to go with Clit, I meant Clint. He is the rugged one. Duke smiles too much, and tries to think fast on witty comments to make. Clint just takes the fucker down. This opinion was well thought out and stated by your local sheriff :shoot:

leave it to SIBOB to lead the way into 04! LONG LIVE THE MUTE!

'My name is August Christopher. I was named after St. Augustine, who coined my favorite phrase: Give my chastity and give my constancy, but do not give it yet." - The Saint "This is Admiral Bates speaking. I am trying to get a hold of Chief Ryback. Is he about?" Jordan Tate: "He is in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message." -Under Siege "Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station." / "Oh gee, thanks Dave, bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion; you'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker." / "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." / "He was dead just long enough for the murder rap to blow over. And then he had lunch." - the Usual Suspects

"I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom or my kid off the phone." - The Negotiator "Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses." / "Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage." / "No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here." - Pulp Fiction "A chastity belt! That's really going to chafe my willy!" / "Oh Master Robin! [hugging a statue] You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs." - robin Hood, Men in Tights "I'm fed up saving your ass. I'm amazed you made it past puberty." / "Actually, I'm a biochemical superfreak, but I still need a gun." / "I have a unique knowledge of this prison facility. I was formerly a guest here." -The Rock

"How in the name of Zeus' BUTTHOLE did you get out of your cell? I only ask because in our current situation, well it could prove to be useful information MAYBE!- The Rock "If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his death carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say "Poor Toby." I say: "Poor us." Spinx - Gone in 60 Seconds "My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians." - Hotshots "This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!" - Lethal Weapon "I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!"- Liar Liar

"it's too tight" , "too tight? you can land a jumbo fucking jet in there" -Snatch "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED...ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE? > " - Gladiator "What we do in this life echoes in eternity." - Gladiator "Caffey: It was oregano, Dave. It was ten dollars worth of oregano. Dave: Yeah well your client thought it was marijuana. Caffey:My clients' a moron, thats not against the law. Dave: Look Caffey, I've got people to answer to, just like you do. I'm gonna charge him. Caffey: With what? Possesion of a condiment?" -A Few Good Men "Tomorrow's not just tomorrow. It's like the future, y'know?" - She’s All That "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." -- The Rock "Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it." - Bad Boys "Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer." Loki - Dogma

one of my favorite quotes is in Under Siege when Casey Ryback (Seagal) just killed a man with his bare hands and the chick Jordan Tate (Miss July '89) says "You aren't a cook"..then he replies.."Yea well, I also cook"

Silent Bob's site kicks some ass...nothing like a good comic to read. I recommend this site to anyone with a sense of humor that can at least get a blonde to laugh.