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Posts posted by dante
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LL wouldn't wear this, but I think she'd agree with the message.
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Blame Canada - by the South Park citizens from South Park the Movie
Bury me above the clouds
All the way from here
Take away the things I need
Take away my fear
Hide me in a hollow sound
Happy evermore
Everything I had to give
Gave out long before
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Seven Nation Army
I'm dumb, shes a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
we were good as married in my mind
but married in my mind's no good
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Fat Joe vs 50 Cent: its just getting silly now, people.
I don't think anything will be bigger than Tupac vs. Biggie....did I just say that? who the fuck am I now...heh....EAST COAST!
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p.s. def is super hot and i want ten thousand of her non-babies.aw
*scratches his chin...things could get interesting...*
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Aw man, I lost one MMORPG friend to WoW, don't make me lose yous guys! :(
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Sushi and Beer with the guys at work. I may just have a new Friday afternoon routine.
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I was about to eat this?!?!
NUTRITION FACTS:
Serving Size 1 Honey Bun (142g\5 oz)
Servings per Container 1
Calories 580
-Calories from Fat 250
Amount/Serving (%DV)
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Total Fat 28g (43%)
-Saturated Fat 12g (62%)
-Trans Fat 0g (oh, well that's a good thing )
Cholesterol 0mg (0%)
Sodium 380g (16%)
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Total Carbohydrates 75g (25%)
-Dietary Fiber 3g (12%)
-Sugars 39g
Protein 7g
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Vitamin A 0%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 20%
Iron 15%
again...I was about to eat this?!
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Yeah, heh, MH posted this on Blargh and I responded by slightly making fun of her Profile pic. She changed it but I hope not because of something I said. I didn't mean to be a meany :(
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Una vez un gran rey
Que tenia muchas tieras
Un castillo y tambien un amor.
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I plan on getting the PS3 anyway. So I'm good
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Heh, they forgot to include all the distant pictures. Or the ones where couples are in the pic and they are looking at each other all lovey dovey...
*cough*
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Urban dictionary for all your uncommon and not necessarily true but generally accepted definitions.
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MH that avatar roxors
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Me: Reading this stuff in the Powder Room is draining.
LL: Quick, go to the politics thread.
Me: Are you kidding? I'll have a heart attack. That's like jumping from cold to hot water really fast.
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We go for the apples closer to the ground because they are more down to earth. The ones higher up ask so much of us before we can taste them when they just sit there, not even bending down to meet us halfway. Tell her that she's never gonna get eaten with that mentality.
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it's not NWA...it's a cover by Dynamite Hack. the lyrics are a bit different
but the song title is right.
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oh man...I feel the pain....the betrayal
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Bah...coconut. It doesn't help to erase the image of a baby with no legs
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It took me a while to get this one, the last two lines kept ringing and I was trying to get the chorus - off the tip of my tongue and such. Anyways, that was The Police with Can't Stand Losing You.
here's mine:
I bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
I jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA
It was "Gangster Gangster" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this
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Subject: Davey Neal presents: "An Ode to Instability"
Friends, Some of you may remember by ex-girlfriend Sarah. I recently recieved a letter from her. I would appreciate it if you would take the time to read it and review my response. I hope all of you are well.
May 23, 2005
Dear Davey:
I have had a difficult time, over the past few years, achieving closure of our relationship. It is time for me to seek this. I have gone through the appropriate stages of anger, remorse, sadness. It is now time for me to close this chapter of my life.
I am trying to recapture my life and gain a sense of identity back. In my professional life I have done this, but my personal life struggles. For so long I/We were "Sarah and Davey", that it is hard to gain my own identity back. I am not worried about my career; I will soon succeed even my wildest dreams. I am just stunted by my personal life.
I am ready to release you from my life. I also on a weekly Basis encounter people who want to tell me about you or have a discussion about you. I do not want to deal with this anymore. I do have a proposal on how to handle this
I am ready to no longer be forced to deal with your presence. As to how to deal with it, I propose the following:
1. I've heard you have an apartment on the West side. You need to move out of the West side of Indianapolis, this has always been my side of town, I own a house here, and do not rent like you. I grew up here, and always want to live here. I would prefer if you were to leave Indianapolis all together, but I know this is more than I can ask. I do not want to risk running into you at any store.
2. We should officially divide our friends. Particularly Jim, Jillian, Amy, and Ed. You should write them, thanking them for the opportunity to be their friend and explain why you can no longer be in contact with them. I can provide you with addresses, if you need.
3. I will stay out of Republican politics. I promise not to get involved with any Republican politics, unless my father runs for judge, and than I reserve the right to work on his campaign.
4. I would like you to not have anything to do with all things Cathedral. I feel I should have ownership of the school since my mother works there and my brother and sisters went there. You are more tied to Wabash. This should be where you dedicate your alumni status. I will be involved in Cathedral. When the time of reunions comes up, I am willing to say that you can have the reunions ending in "0" years and I will take the"5" years. So you can have 10 years and I will take 25 years.
5. I will avoid Wabash contacts. The few guys from the house I still speak to on a rare basis, I will not. I will also discourage any male offspring I have from attending Wabash. I know some of these things seem a bit harsh, but I feel they are for the best. I do not ever really wish to see you again. I know that this will of course happen beyond my control, but I think we should do our best to avoid what we can.
It is my sincere hope that you understand, and do take the time to respond. This is my last request of you.
With fondness,
Sarah
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May 31, 2005
Dear Sarah,
Thanks for your letter. We broke up 3 years ago. Knowing that and Taking into consideration you believe me to be a cold, career focused, ego-maniac, what on earth makes you think I would take the time to think about you or agree to your proposal? But since I clearly have taken the time to respond, please take a moment to review some comments and counterproposals I have crafted.
1. First, I will have to resist the burning urge to move RIGHT
NEXT DOOR TO YOU. After that deep desire subsides, I will vacate the Westside and return to my roots: The Snooty Northside, as you used to call it. However, since I was born on the Northside and I have Northside in my veins you must abdicate all ties to the North. This includes: Living on the Northside, living on the Northeastside, walking down North Street, being a fan of the Dallas Stars (formerly the Minnesota North Stars), wearing North Face apparel or telling your children that Santa lives at the North Pole.
1 (B). I was born in Indianapolis before you were so I should really get to determine who stays and who goes. In my benevolence I will let you exist here only within the St. Michael's Parish boundary (MLK Dr. to High School Rd. and 56th Street to 10th St.) We will call this the SarahZone. This should be acceptable for you as your family lives across the street and there is a gas station, grocery, convenience store, your place of employment and a fire station. Exceptions can be made with my expressed written consent. You will be required to display a large tag in your windshield giving you permission to travel beyond the SarahZone.
2. I haven't talked to your friends since we broke up. I think they got the message. However since we apparently are still in fourth grade, please have your friends meet me by the playground at recess so that I can tell them they have big fat heads and they aren't my friends anymore. Do you agree? _______Yes ________No ________Maybe
2 (B).One of the few times you let us do something fun, we visited some of my family friends on Geist. It was about eight years ago. We enjoyed their boat and home for several hours during a pre-500 party. Please jot them a note saying you are going to forget that ever happened. Please also offer to reimburse them for the boat gas, pool chlorine, air conditioning Freon, Dr.Pepper and anything else you consumed while you were there. I don't have their address anymore, you can look it up.
3. Please let me know when your father runs for anything. I'm going to run against him.
3 (B). Thanks for staying out of Republican politics. Your heavyweight presence in the party will be sorely missed. I am very involved in ice hockey. I play recreationally and coach a youth team in the winter. I would prefer it if you could stop being involved in all things related to ice and ice hockey . You can use those instant first aid coldpaks to cool your drinks from now on. Also, my parents have been very involved with the Indianapolis 500 Festival for nearly 20 years. The month of May is really a big month for us. While I am not able to honor Your request of moving out of Indianapolis, I would ask that you just leave Town during May. With 250,000 fans going to the race and 35,000 runners in the Mini-Marathon, I don't want to run the risk of bumping into you. I know your birthday is in May, but man, I just don't care.
4. Christ, I don't have the energy for this one.
5. If any of my friends from Wabash actually still talk to you, they are fucking fired as friends.
5 (B). I'm not going to tell my kids anything about you. But speaking of kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack addict, just as long as he got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer.
In closing, I will never make decisions about my life or my family based on whether I might run into you at the store. I am now convinced that if we ever do bump into each other, you will spontaneously combust. I wish you the best of luck find a spouse. Seriously. It won't be easy to find a person who is willing to spend the rest of his life raising children and making decisions based on your crazy-ass proposal to an ex-boyfriend and your inability to act like a rational human being.
All my best,
Davey
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Riders on the Storm - The Doors
You're weird, in tears, too near and too far away,
He said, saw red, went home stayed in bed all day,
Your t'shirt, dish dirt,
Always love the one you hurt
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goddamn you half japaneeeese girls, do it to me ev'rytime, oh the red-head said you shred the cello, and i'm jello ba-by
el scorcho rocks
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Metallica - Where Ever I May Roam
We've been through this such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain
But lovers always come and lovers always go
An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Blargh - The Random Thread
in Sensible Chuckle
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wow, that just made me really depressed. mitch hedberg was the shit.