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Posts posted by dante
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Hehe. Mega-Ultra-Supervirus Advanced Bronchitis here we come.
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Ok, no more singing for you then! I was trying my very very 120% hardest
but it's never good enough! Never!
A short one
Trying to be a bright spectacle
But I think it's gonna take a miracle
to stand out
You only get one chance to shout
That's what they say
So I gotta make this one count...
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Hehe, I'm sick. Well...mostly sick
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One, two, three, and a four
That shit's been done
so I'm out the door
Fixing up the place with my mad gra-fix
Checking out the forum but it's on da fritz
Waiting till 5 so I can bust on home
Call my woman up on the phone
She's coughing and wheezing on the receiver
I tell her take some meds to that they relieve her
But she don't listen to a word I say
She just denies me and tells me "Don't be gay."
Arriving at home and I change my clothes
Sporting off my t-shirt and my JNCOs
We make some plans to go out at night
Makin-out in her room to Barry White
So it goes on
just another day
Got another coming
So i'll hit the hay.
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Ok, I know I said that I would take a week to do the art gallery page....but in truth, I did it today...
I just have to do something with the images first. IC, any way I could get a list of the files to go there?
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you hungry?
hey anyone, exercise any demon souls lately?
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Hmm, usually it gets quiet around this time...
excuse me, I have tables to move
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I'll take care of them.
I'm half penicillin
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Oh man, you need to burn those for me...do you have a DVD Burner?
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hey everybody...let's commence the jiggling!
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I was waiting for that fozzie picture in a size other than avatar...I got this from the Jaxsus vs. Jaysus thread.
It's the picture Jax didn't want you to see...
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Are you shitting me? *Sings* We're gonna bowl tonight and Let's Do It For Our Country *stops singing* Yeah, that movie reeked.
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Here's something I made yesterday.
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Didn't know where else to put these:
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In lieu of another Penny-Arcade comic, I give you another. Pimping out a friend's webcomic. I'm glad to know these people. Fuckin' funny shit:
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The Monkees - Daydream Believer
So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But that's me stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is OK.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
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lol, that's like the same thing when I heard of Torts. I hear the word and I think torta or lesbian in informal spanish. But why they used that specific word...I mean aside from the definition:
bon·er
(n.) Informal
A blunder or an error.
They could have just said blunder, but it was too good to pass up.
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oh man...I don't wanna get my hopes up but g'damn did that get my hopes up...
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I love it when pcs crash and make funky noises at certain intervals.
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Hey, I get next monday off.
:D
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I must go, the toner changing awaits me.
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I gotta try some shit with my Linux box. That thing is gonna hate me after neglecting it for so long.
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Heh, I love that song.
I have Brick - by Ben Folds - in my head. I read a post where Skeeter sang Brickhouse. So I saw brick and i started singing.
6 am
day after Christmas
I throw some clothes on in the dark
the smell of cold
carseat is freezing
the world is sleeping
I am numb
Up the stairs
to her apartment
she is balled up on the couch
Her mom and dad
went down to Charlotte
they're not home to find us out
and we drive
now that I've found someone
I'm feeling more alone
than I ever have before
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
They call her name
at 7:30
I pace around the parking lot
and I walk down to buy her flowers
and sell some gifts that I got
Can't you see?
It's not me your dying for
now she's feeling more alone
than she ever has before
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
As weeks went by
they showed that she was not fine
they told me son
it's time to tell the truth and
she broke down
and I broke down
cause I was tired
of lying
driving back
to her apartment
for the moment we're alone
and she's alone
and I'm alone
and now I know it
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
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Bah, everything happens in the last hour!
Blargh - The Random Thread
in Sensible Chuckle
Posted
Help desk sent me this:
User complains the scanner smells like a burning. scanner is working normal but smells very hard. scanner model is DIGITAL SCIENCE SCANNER 3510, user request someone to check it.