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    Blargh - The Random Thread

    in Sensible Chuckle

    Posted

    They ask me why their computers are so slow, but they don't want to hear why...they just want me to make it faster. I can understand the need for faster processing power, I hate slow PCs. But when you are attached to a domain and most of your applications need to interact with the servers, and when there are 150+ fucking people! on the damn network, what the fuck can you expect!? They don't want to know why the computers are slow, they want to know why you can't do anything about it! An explanation is about as important to you as a fly on your windshield, flick it away like everything else.

     

    I over it...Blargh = vent. Where else am I to go?

    Blargh - The Random Thread

    in Sensible Chuckle

    Posted

    And I was the blargh abuser?

     

    Didn't some songs in the 80's sound a little D&Dish? I think The Darkness was trying to bring that back...and blatantly obvious D&D overtones: Here's Black Shuck

     

    In a town in the east

    The parishioners were visited upon

    By a curious beast

    And his eyes numbered but one and shone like the sun

    And a glance beckoned the immediate loss

    Of a cherished one

    It was the coming of the

     

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

    Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

     

    Flames licked round the sacred spire

    And the congregation's last line of defence

    Was engulfed in fire

    As the flaming priest stepped into the firing line

    On the business end of a beam of despair

    God, he took his own life

    During the coming of the

     

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

    Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

     

    A nimbus of blue light surrounds a crimson paw

    As he takes another fatal swipe

    At the Blytheburgh Church Door

     

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

    Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

    Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) Black Shuck

    (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

     

    Woof!

    Blargh - The Random Thread

    in Sensible Chuckle

    Posted

    Why do people...when there's a perfectly good sidewalk...have the need to fucking walk on the edge of the street. Are the sidewalks too dangerous? *oh no! broken glass! it might penetrate my shoes and cut me!*

     

    I swear, the next time I see some guy walking on the edge of the curb when the sidewalk is perfectly accessible, I'm gonna clip him.

    Blargh - The Random Thread

    in Sensible Chuckle

    Posted

    Work dialogues? Maybe good for a new thread? :D

     

    Me: I don't know what library it needs. [database library]

     

    [Computer: window keeps popping up, cannot close]

     

    Me: [in response to window not able to close] I can't get it out.

     

    [Laughter from others around me]

     

    Louis: Well maybe you shouldn't have put it in...

     

    [More laughter]

    Samurai Champloo

    in Animation Station

    Posted

    I downloaded the first 6 eps about 5 or 6 months ago. I kinda let it slip since I was into FMA at the time and Suprnova wasn't dishing them out as fast as I liked. I think I'll start finding them again because, yeah, the series does kick ass, and the guy with the breakdance style reminds me of Spike just less cooler. He's more rash in everything he does.

     

    I enjoyed FMA and Bebop so much that I hated when they ended. I started watching FMA from the beginning again and a friend of mine also pimped out Naruto to me. Although I have yet to find the first couple of eps of that.

    Blargh - The Random Thread

    in Sensible Chuckle

    Posted

    You know (and screw the blargh rules for a second :D )...I started working on the member profile thing last night and I just gave up after about 10 minutes or so because I don't have the pictures I want. I'm not asking for too much. I just want a picture, color or B&W, of each member that wants to be in the profile section, where it looks as if a spy took your photo. That's it. It could even be a fun little adventure and dress-up for many of you. I'm sure you can be creative...or else I'm gonna have to spend my time and money travelling to Australia, NJ, SF, TX, etc, just to get photos of our many exter-floridian members! It's all I ask, and since Blargh is viewed so damn much and the suggestion box is hardly noticed, I figure I'd post here. Thanks guys, now gimme some pics!

     

    danteas1@comcast.net

    Blargh - The Random Thread

    in Sensible Chuckle

    Posted

    Gentlemen, make your time!

     

    Coffee and Danish. The working man's breakfast. I shaved, people have already told me I look younger. When I feel like I've gotten too old, I'll grow my beard out for about the same two weeks and then shave. I'll get compliments on my youth. I've played Pac-Man once, but it wasn't a magic pill, it was a magic herb. Maybe I was playing Zelda...oh wait, Link doesn't use herbs...because he's a fairy. What was I talking about? I think I'll go create a fight scenario in teh figh club.

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