Jumbie

Vote people, vote. THere's gotta be someone else here who's into cricket.

I know PiggyLover is, but he's just gonna vote for Australia, like the whore that he is.

It's a different approach. Most rulers start messing with free speech in the name of security. I'm doing it in the name of humor.

To be fair, I did NOT censor you. I just elaborated on what you were trying to say.

Why, IC, I never knew those things about you. I'm surprised. I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to talk about it in public.

Oh, yes... Jackass and Mohawk smilies please...

Today I walked into my physics class, told the kids I was tired of not getting my homework, and pulled out a realistic looking toy gun and started firing plastic balls into the class.

They laughed. I used the gun and balls to teach momentum.

I bet I'd never get away with doing something like that in an American classroom.

Well, it's sputtered and faltered it's way here, through sponsorship rows and terrorism fears and political pressure and numerous injuries. But it's Here.

On Feb 9th West INdies take on South Africa and the greatest cricket show on earth gets underway.

Between the Guyanese and the Europeans I figure we should have enough interest in cricket to make a poll here at DD.

I went for New Zealand cuz I don't think anyone's beaten them in the last 2 years. Conditions in NZ have changed a lot. THey have bouncy pitches with pace and they are used to south african-like conditions. Plus I'm a great fan of pace bowling and Shane Bond is my current favorite (Akhtar and Lee are faster, sure, but not better.)

If any of you have no idea what 'cricket' or 'pace' are, or are thinking "Didn't we just have the World cup?", then I doubt you'll ever get it. Just shake your head and move on...

had to kill a giant mutant possum today. that was fun. Lemme tell you, if I ever had to get into a fair fight with one of these these things i.e. no weapons, I don't think I'd win. Huge fuckin teeth, and they take forever to die. It was like a bad horror movie - You think he's dead and then he jumps at you.

Han Music is sooooo fucking cool. Timmy, you've got to get me more dude....

Please....

The Saucepan Man, Moonface, Dame Washalot, Sylvie the elf, The whispering woods, A new land to explore every week at the top of the Faraway tree...

Damn, that Enid Blyton chick was doin some good drugs!

Ohhhh can't we send the AAAALLLLL to an island somewhere?

Krakatoa maybe...

Grafitti on the basement walls in my old highschool:

"I'm finding pencils in the basement. Please be careful."

So these three 12 year olds come to me cuz they';d been beat up in the playground at my school.

I investigate the matter and take no action.

Why not, you ask?

Well, cuz it was all I could do to stop from laughing. The three little homophobes got their asses handed to them by the smaller, girlier 'fag' they were trying to bully.

Humanity's days are numbered B)

Jumbie loves that Mulan is learning the trade

Jumbie thinks it's funny that Mulan believes Middle school would be beter than Highschool

Jumbie wonders if Mulan has ever heard of puberty

Hey, KOS is back...

speaking of snakes...

Snakes make porn much more -Uhgghh. OK. I've defintely reached my weird limit here. No more porn for me.

at least for another week or so....

OK, so here in Guyana, I get things late, so I'm sure you;ve all seen the Shakira Objection video (with the superheroes...)

Now, the video opens with this great dance scene and then the guy in the story cheats on Shakira!

Why the hell would any guy do that?

Oh, yeah. The song was cool too. I know Shakira will get bunched in to the same sales demographics as Britney and Aguilera now (certainly her management seems to be pushing the issue with her image) but I don;t care. We finally have a real talent WITH looks and who can dance.

Heartless: Eat me, you blond-hating Bitch.

Porn is so much more authoritarian with prison bars, don't you think?

Porn is so much gayer with cowboys in it, don't you think?

I have dental surgery on Thursday. I think alcohol will be on top of my 'no chewing required' food list.

Sub or Dub: there's something lost in translation.

(Dedicated to the Irish Cowboy)

Porn is so much more playful with monkey feces, don't you think?

porm uis much more awjward with juyst onne handg, doin'y you think/

Holographic 3D porn would be an excellent use for all these new visual technologies we're developing, don't you think?

Fuckin ants are so insidious! How the hell can they get into my candy when it's still in the factory sealed plastic wrap? Tell me that, Lord.

Also, porn is much more adventurous when there's a sci-fi theme, don't you think?

Porn is so much more fun with blondes, don't you think?

Well, Superman responds...

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/12/28/opinion/28KIDD.html

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