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MusicManiac

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  1. I'm all hyped as shit now to see this...
  2. It's A Low Down Dirty Deal "T-Bone Walker: Low Down Blues". IT'S A LOW DOWN DIRTY DEAL (John L. Crainer - T-Bone Walker) It's great to be rich and a doggone shame to be poor It's great to be rich and a doggone shame to be poor It's a lowdown dirty deal when your woman don't want you no more I tried to please her but it only made her mad I tried to please her but it only made her mad She done strip me and took everything I had Now what you gonna do with a woman like that? Now what you gonna do with a woman like that? Who takes all your money yes and leaves you flat? Yes it's great to be rich and a doggone shame to be poor It's a lowdown dirty deal when your woman don't want you no more Now it was money in the morning, and money every night If I didn't have no money, she was ready to fight It's great to be rich and a doggone shame to be poor It's a lowdown dirty deal when your woman don't want you no more
  3. For Sentimental reasons... ---------------------------- Sarah Smile MP3 ---------------------------- Hall & Oates Sara Smile Baby hair with a woman's eyes I can feel you're watching in the night All alone with me and we're waiting for the sunlight When I feel cold, you warm me And when I feel I can't go on, you come and hold me It's you... And me forever Sara Smile Won't you smile a while for me Sara If you feel like leaving you know you can go But why don't you stay until tomorrow? If you want to be free, you know, all you got to do is say so And when you feel cold, I'll warm you And when you feel you can't go on, I'll come and hold you It's you... And me forever You make me crazy, C'mon baby- Sara Smile Won't you smile a while for me
  4. Old lady #1: What are you eating? It smells good.... Old lady #2: Nicorette.
  5. ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS: "I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably from some of those with sequins all over them."
  6. One hopes he's arranging for a stretch limousine to pick her up from surgery or something pleasant like that Overheard: Phone conversation of man standing on a corner. [cell phone rings] Man (in heavy Russian accent): Hello. Man (in heavy Russian accent): Mother-in-law. Man (in heavy Russian accent): Kneecap. Man (in heavy Russian accent): Cash. Man (in heavy Russian accent): Five o’clock. [hangs up]
  7. All Along the Watchtower Bob Dylan/Jimi Hendrix "There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief, "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief. Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth, None of them along the line know what any of it is worth." "No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke, "There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate, So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late." All along the watchtower, princes kept the view While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too. Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl, Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl. ----------------------- Pick your poison- Dylan Version or Hendrix Version
  8. Holy Shit! http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=238
  9. Gonna Re-up this thread soon with some shop talk and demo links.
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