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Song Link http://s47.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3V1ZKV4...J60EIJQZKMGHJSR Mama Can't Buy You Love Written by Leroy Bell and Casey James Released as a UK B-side in April, 1979 Baby, so they give you anything Darling, all the joy money can bring Baby, do they bring you happiness? Darling, you're no different from the rest Can't you see that it's love you really need Take my hand and I'll show what a love could be Before it's too late Mama don't want you, daddy don't want you Give it up baby, baby mama can't buy you love Mama don't want you, daddy don't need you Give it up baby, baby mama can't buy you love Baby, fancy friends showing you a smile Darling, rich relations for a while Baby, I can only give you love Darling, this old heart should be enough All I need is a chance to make you mine Let me in, I'll change the way you feel inside Before it's too late

Cassia Riley

...Check that... Nice double feature... Raise... Devon Blue

and now...the friday funny...

"Hey Joe" by Hendrix Hey Joe, Where you goin' with that gun in your hand. Hey Joe, Where you goin' with that gun in your hand. I'm goin down to shot my ol' lady, I caught her messin' `round with another man. Oh Hey Joe, I heard you shot your lady down, Hey Joe, Joe, I heard you shot your lady down, Shot her down town. Yes I did, I shot her. 'Cause I caught my woman foolin 'round So I shot her down town. She gave me the gun, And I shot her. Heeeeeeey Jooooooooe! Well Hey Joe, Where you gonna run to now? Well Hey Joe, Joe, where you gonna run to now? Where ya gonna run to? I'm goin' way down south. Way down Mexico way. I said-a, I'm goin' way down south, baby, Way down where I can be free. Ain't no-one gonna find me. Ain't gonna, Ain't no hangman gonna, Ain't no hangman that's gonna put a noose around me. No no ain't no-one gonna find me, No-one gonna find me. Hey Joe, Said there ain't no hangman who gonna, No, no. No, no. No, no-ho. Hey Joe, No, no, don't go. Don't go.

Kira Kener That my friends is an example of Polynesian Perfection right there...

Subpar Hollywood actor Tom Sizemore is to release a series of his own home-made sex films. The 'Saving Private Ryan' star, who filed for bankruptcy earlier this year, is bringing out several tapes he made with nine different women, some of which have already been leaked on to the internet, to try and raise cash. Porn industry sources claim the actor could make millions from the illicit recordings due to the massive current interest in celebrity sex tapes. Sizemore is the latest star to feature in a home-made sex tape. Paris Hilton famously appeared in X-rated movie 'One Night In Paris' after ex-boyfriend Rick Soloman struck a deal with porn distributors to release the private footage. The hotel heiress initially tried to stop the release of the tape, which features Paris performing oral sex and having full sex, but dropped her legal action after agreeing to receive a percentage of the profits. I watched a Current Affair tonight and this idiot blames it all on Heidi Fleiss because his career is in jeopardy and he's into prono. But it is he that set up the website... go figure... what an asshat. His drug problem continues although he claims he's clean and sober. Tom Sizemore Sex Tape Preview(not safe for work) The one and only Tom Sizemore Website OMG. This man has hit rock bottom. He's now in a professional prono. With his own website... What a world.

Along the Charles River in Boston at night.

...on the next Oprah...

Early one mornin' the sun was shinin', I was layin' in bed Wond'rin' if she'd changed at all If her hair was still red. Her folks they said our lives together Sure was gonna be rough They never did like Mama's homemade dress Papa's bankbook wasn't big enough. And I was standin' on the side of the road Rain fallin' on my shoes Heading out for the East Coast Lord knows I've paid some dues gettin' through, Tangled up in blue. She was married when we first met Soon to be divorced I helped her out of a jam, I guess, But I used a little too much force. We drove that car as far as we could Abandoned it out West Split up on a dark sad night Both agreeing it was best. She turned around to look at me As I was walkin' away I heard her say over my shoulder, "We'll meet again someday on the avenue," Tangled up in blue. I had a job in the great north woods Working as a cook for a spell But I never did like it all that much And one day the ax just fell. So I drifted down to New Orleans Where I happened to be employed Workin' for a while on a fishin' boat Right outside of Delacroix. But all the while I was alone The past was close behind, I seen a lot of women But she never escaped my mind, and I just grew Tangled up in blue. She was workin' in a topless place And I stopped in for a beer, I just kept lookin' at the side of her face In the spotlight so clear. And later on as the crowd thinned out I's just about to do the same, She was standing there in back of my chair Said to me, "Don't I know your name?" I muttered somethin' underneath my breath, She studied the lines on my face. I must admit I felt a little uneasy When she bent down to tie the laces of my shoe, Tangled up in blue. She lit a burner on the stove and offered me a pipe "I thought you'd never say hello," she said "You look like the silent type." Then she opened up a book of poems And handed it to me Written by an Italian poet From the thirteenth century. And every one of them words rang true And glowed like burnin' coal Pourin' off of every page Like it was written in my soul from me to you, Tangled up in blue. I lived with them on Montague Street In a basement down the stairs, There was music in the cafes at night And revolution in the air. Then he started into dealing with slaves And something inside of him died. She had to sell everything she owned And froze up inside. And when finally the bottom fell out I became withdrawn, The only thing I knew how to do Was to keep on keepin' on like a bird that flew, Tangled up in blue. So now I'm goin' back again, I got to get to her somehow. All the people we used to know They're an illusion to me now. Some are mathematicians Some are carpenter's wives. Don't know how it all got started, I don't know what they're doin' with their lives. But me, I'm still on the road Headin' for another joint We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.

Zoe Gregory - http://www.adversus.net/

The Spinners - I'll Be Around This, is our fork in the road Love's last episode There's nowhere to go, oh no You made your choice, now it's up to me To bow out gracefully Though you hold the key, but baby Whenever you call me, I'll be there Whenever you want me, I'll be there Whenever you need me, I'll be there I'll be around I, knew just what to say Now I found out today That all the words had slipped away, but I know There's always a chance A tiny spark remains, yeah And sparks turn into flames And love can burn once again, but I know you know Whenever you call me, I'll be there Whenever you want me, I'll be there Whenever you need me, I'll be there I'll be around...yeah Whenever you call me, I'll be there Whenever you want me, I'll be there Even if I have to call, I'll be there I'll be around Just call me at home, I'll be there I'll never leave you alone, I'll be there Just call out your name you know I know you know I'll be around

Pearl Jam- Jeremy At home, drawing pictures of mountain tops With him on top lemin yellow sun, arms raised in a v And the dead lay in pools of maroon below Daddy didn’t give attention Oh, to the fact that mommy didn’t care King jeremy the wicked...oh, ruled his world... Jeremy spoke in class today... (2x) Clearly I remember pickin’ on the boy Seemed a harmless little fuck Ooh, but we unleashed a lion... Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady’s breast... How can I forget? And he hit me with a surprise left My jaw left hurtin’...ooh, dropped wide open Just like the day...oh, like the day I heard Daddy didn’t give affection, no... And the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear King jeremy the wicked...oh, ruled his world Jeremy spoke in class today... (3x) Woo... (14x) Try to forget this...try to forget this... Try to erase this...try to erase this... ]from the blackboard... Jeremy spoke in class today... (2x) Jeremy spoke in, spoke in... (2x) Jeremy spoke in class today...

Alley Bagget

Disney's Chronicles looks fantastic

Manufacturers of consumer products have to be liberal with the warning labels these days, lest they get sued. But for these, it's hard to know whether the company is being outright stupid or if they're simply targeting the most brain dead dumb among us. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer. "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn. "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter. "Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

This Ming's a psycho...

Another Monday? How the hell did that happen?