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  1. Heh...There is ONLY one way to rock! The "Divine" Dorothy Black (purrfection!)
  2. Who should play the next James Bond? The Hollywood Reporter has the latest inside skinny on the search for the next James Bond. With Casino Royale now being rewritten by Paul Haggis and a January start date looming, the filmmakers have yet to find a replacement for Pierce Brosnan, whom the article says was dropped over his "usurious" salary demands. The trade spoke with insiders who desired anonymity. The gist is that producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson, as well as MGM's new owner Sony and Royale director Martin Campbell, can't agree on who should take over the role of 007. According to THR's sources, Clive Owen turned Campbell down flat, opting to parody Bond in The Pink Panther remake instead. Broccoli championed oft-reported contender Daniel Craig but Wilson was cool to him. Eric Bana was deemed not handsome enough, Hugh Jackman too fey, Colin Farrell too sleazy and Ewan McGregor too short. As for the reported "final four" contenders – Goran Visnjic, Alex O'Lachlan, Henry Cavill and Ewan Stewart – apparently their screen tests must not have wowed the powers-that-be as the hunt continues. (Stewart's reps insist that, despite numerous reports to the contrary, he never actually tested.) Fantastic Four's Julian McMahon, at one point all but anointed as the next Bond, reportedly alienated himself by doing an overly self-promotional, Bond-esque photo shoot for Angeleno Modern Luxury magazine, complete with the headline "Licence to Thrill." McMahon never ended up doing a screen test. "They said they wanted the next generation's James Bond," one candidate's rep advised THR. "Someone the younger audience could relate to." In other words, the filmmakers seem to want a variation of Matt Damon's Jason Bourne. The trick is to bring in younger viewers without alienating die-hard Bond fans or violating the spirit of the character. THR did drop some interesting names as to who might be in the running now for the role, among them: Karl Urban (LOTR, The Bourne Supremacy); David Morrissey (who Sharon Stone OK'd as her male lead in Basic Instinct 2); Rufus Sewell (soon to be seen in Campbell's The Legend of Zorro); Rupert Friend and Matthew MacFadyen (who co-starred together opposite Die Another Day's Rosamund Pike in Pride and Prejudice); Jason O'Mara (the TV series The Agency); Jack Davenport (Pirates of the Caribbean and who co-starred opposite John "Q" Cleese in Fierce Creatures); and James Purefoy (HBO's Rome and more recently noteworthy for being replaced in V for Vendetta). Officially, the search for the new 007 continues. "There is no pending announcement," Bond spokeswoman Ann Bennett informed the paper.
  3. Awesome. http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail135.html ...Hey what happended to Fabrosi?
  4. I'm fucking outraged at this guy... Read here... Cat Survives Sword Attack http://www.local6.com/family/4900299/detail.html What a cocksucker the Arvada Man Facing Felony, Misdemeanor Charges...I say we lynch this MF...
  5. That Shakira video is something alright. I want her to fingerpaint me next... delicious...
  6. Karen MacDougal Tiffany Fallon ....................
  7. Yeah Ive been on a vintage 70's band kick lately... Oasis D'Yer Wanna Be A Spaceman _________________________ Run, rabbit, run Dig that hole, forget the sun, And when at last the work is done Don’t sit down, it’s time to dig another one For long you live and high you fly But only if you ride the tide And balanced on the biggest wave You race toward an early grave.
  8. CAR SEX (The Series) Car Sex Positions - Kama Sutra Collection Warning DO NOT ATTEMPT ON VEHICLES WITH LARGE HOOD ORNAMENTS ! REPEAT-DO NOT ATTEMPT ON VEHICLES WITH LARGE HOOD ORNAMENTS ! On the Hood If there's anything better than sex in the car, it's sex on the car. If you're in the mood for some open air action, or want to put on a show for the rest of the folks in the parking garage, study these sex positions, lay your honey across the hood and start your engines. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wraparound A classic car Kama Sutra pose. The woman sits on the hood, wraps her legs around the man's waist and supports herself with her arms, leaning back. She can control the motion by thrusting with her pelvis, or pulling him towards her with her legs. She may also brace her feet on the car bumper on either side of him for better leverage. Anal Sex Yes - Superb guide to anal pleasure -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Bridge The woman lays back on the hood with the man standing in front of her between her legs. She lifts her legs so that she can hook the back of her heels over her partner's shoulders. The woman then tilts her pelvis up to straighten her back, lining her crotch up with the thrusting of his cock. The man can support her lower back with his hands, and lean back slightly. The woman can vary the angle of her pelvis for better G-spot or clitoral stimulation. This position allows for deep penetration and will make you both feel like porn stars. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Wheelbarrow This one is a bit acrobatic and requires some upper body strength from both partners. The woman lays her upper body face down on the car hood or trunk. The man lifts her legs up and holds them spread apart as he fucks her from behind. The woman can also wrap her legs around the man's waist (crossing her ankles behind her back) for extra support. This positions gives the man a nice view of his partner's backside, and is good for G-spot stimulation. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Over the Top For when you really want to put on a show. The woman climbs up on top of the hood on all fours, with her rear facing the front of the car. She leans on the roof of the car to support her upper body. The man kneels on the hood behind her and fucks her doggy style. Take care not to break the windscreen, and don't bounce too hard or you may lose your balance. Car sex can be creative. Use your imagination and don't be afraid to think outside the bun.
  9. ...I don't wanna work...I wanna bang on THAT drum all day... Lolana Estafan
  10. Definately BOB as my vote as well... DR. LEO!... DR. Dr. Leo Marvin!
  11. Murray is either loved or hated... there is no in between... I agree... Hail Murray! What no Osmosis Jones? ..............................kidding.
  12. Sitty of Bahstin , Mazzachewsittz...
  13. Johnny Cage's shadow uppercut to the chin that decapitates, Kano's move as well... My fave is the Jax pumkin smash...yeah........on MKII... SNES style. _____________________ Fatality Theater Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance http://mkw.mortalkombatonline.com/fatality/mkda/#jax
  14. Nirvana - Lithium God-Damn that shower radio! I'm so happy 'cause today I've found my friends ... They're in my head I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you ... We've broken our mirrors (Alt: We broke our mirrors) Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ... And I'm not scared Light my candles, in a daze 'Cause I've found god Hey, hey hey [x6] I'm so lonely, but that's okay, I shaved my head ... And I'm not sad And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard ... But I'm not sure I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there ... But I don't care I'm so horny, but that's okay ... My will is good Hey, hey hey [x6] [x2] I like it - I'm not gonna crack I miss you - I'm not gonna crack I love you - I'm not gonna crack I killed you - I'm not gonna crack I'm so happy 'cause today I've found my friends ... They're in my head I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you ... We've broken our mirrors (Alt: We broke our mirrors) Sunday morning is everyday for all I care ... And I'm not scared Light my candles in a daze ... 'Cause I've found god Hey, hey hey [x6] [x2] I like it - I'm not gonna crack I miss you - I'm not gonna crack I love you - I'm not gonna crack I killed you - I'm not gonna crack ........................................................................
  15. Yeah well this is what the brainiacs did to Fenway Park during the Stones concert...Here's the aftermath... http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/4812934 On top of that... you couldn't even score a ticket for less than a small fortune...
  16. Feel Like Being A Sex Machine by Funk Soul Brother James Brown... __________________________ So please believe in me... When I say I’m spinning round, round, round, round Smoke glass stain bright color Image going down, down, down, down Soapsuds green like bubbles
  17. Level design was everything. True that.
  18. Yeah IC...I played the shit outta of it too...Nothing like the old school every now and again... Also ya get Sonic Genesis 1-3 (supposedly hidden levels as well, I'll try to find em then post to confirm) on it and these unlocks too... Sonic Gems Collection Cheats Unlock Vectorman Games Vectorman: You must play games in the collection for 5 hours. You may also start the game with a save file on your memory card from the Sonic MEGA Collection to instantly unlock Vectorman. Vectorman 2: You must play games in the collection for 7 hours Vectorman 2 (Alterative way): You must play Vectorman more than once. Submitted by Matt B. Unlock Super Sonic (Sonic R) Finish The Game with all Chaos Emeralds collected and all the characters unlocked. To Unlock Hidden Characters you must collect all 5 SONIC COINS on each stage, and finish in the top three. Submitted by Ken Kusz Unlockable: Dr. Eggman (Sonic R) Come in first for all courses. Unlockable: Egg Robo (Sonic R) You must get the five tokens in Regal Ruins, finish in at least 3rd place, and beat Egg Robo. Unlockable: Metal Knuckles (Sonic R) You must get all five tokens in Reactive Factory, finish in at least 3rd place, and beat Metal Knuckles. Unlockable: Metal Sonic (Sonic R) Finish the game with all five tokens in Resort Island, finish in the top three, and beat Metal Sonic. Unlockable: Super Sonic (Sonic R) Acquire the seven Chaos Emeralds. Unlockable: Tails Doll (Sonic R) Make sure you get all five tokens in Radical City, finish in the top 3, and defeat Tails Doll.
  19. http://cube.ign.com/objects/748/748563.html By a show of hands, how many people have not played a Sonic the Hedgehog game ever? I mean ever? I thought so. At some point in your gaming life, you had to have picked up the controller of a Sega Genesis, Sega CD, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, or Nintendo GameCube. Sonic has been seen on every one of those consoles that I mentioned. Now here's a question: How many of you can't find or sold off your Genesis's? And how many of you who did every once in a while wish you could break out Sonic 2 for a little while, or show your kids what you used to play? Well, thanks to Nintendo, Sega, and Sonic Team, you can be playing any of the original games that put Sega on the map for good. Here is the biggest and best legal compilation of Sonic the Hedgehog games ever, Sonic Gems Collection for the GameCube. Yes, it's even bigger than the Sonic Mega Collection. And as usual, because these are ports of games, they are perfect. In fact, you'll find that a couple of them have even been touched up to be better than their originals! Yeah this Sonic Gems collection is hype! I love it...It's just simple no-brainer action fun... Sonic has been part of some of the best games on the market, and now you get to have another set of 13 Sonic games, some good, some ok, one excellent. Here is what you'll get right off the bat: Sonic the Fighters - Arcade Sonic R! - Sega Saturn (Remember the Sega Saturn??) Sonic Spinball - Game Gear Sonic The Hedgehog 2 - Game Gear Sonic The Hedgehog Triple Trouble - Game Gear Sonic Drift Racing 2 - Game Gear Tails’ Skypatrol - Game Gear Tails Adventures - Game Gear Sonic CD - Sega CD (Old school!!) These are playable right away. Now the more you play, and the more time you invest in certain games, you'll unlock stuff. There is a whole museum of concept art, screens, logos, and other fun things that you get for playing a certain game for 60 minutes, or playing a game 5 times. There is also an Extras section where you can unlock hints for certain games. There's even a Manuals section where you can look at original manuals to these games. Brings back a lot of memories, I'll tell you that. One more thing to tell you. Those aren't the only games in the Gems Collection. As you play through, you'll unlock new games to play. I won't give you too many secrets, but does anyone remember the Sega Genesis game Vectorman?? Well you will when you get to play it! Final Score (4/5 Pimps!)
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