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Still Rock And Roll To Me Billy Joel What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing? "Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?" Maybe I should buy some old tab collars? "Welcome back to the age of jive. Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey? You can't dress trashy till you spend a lot of money." Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me What's the matter with the car I'm driving? "Can't you tell that it's out of style?" Should I get a set of white wall tires? "Are you gonna cruise the miracle mile? Nowadays you can't be too sentimental Your best bet's a true baby blue Continental." Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk It's still rock and roll to me Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers 'Cause it's always been the same old scene. There's a new band in town But you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine... Aimed at your average teen How about a pair of pink sidewinders And a bright orange pair of pants? "You could really be a Beau Brummel baby If you just give it half a chance. Don't waste your money on a new set of speakers, You get more mileage from a cheap pair of sneakers." Next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways It's still rock and roll to me Oooooooooooooooooooooooo What's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing? "Don't you know that they're out of touch?" Should I try to be a straight 'A' student? "If you are then you think too much. Don't you know about the new fashion honey? All you need are looks and a whole lotta money." It's the next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways It's still rock and roll to me Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me

Song Title: Piano Man Artist: Billy Joel Album: Piano Man, 1973 It’s nine o’clock on a saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There’s an old man sitting next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin He says, son, can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man’s clothes La la la, de de da La la, de de da da da Chorus: Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody And you’ve got us feelin’ alright Now john at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke But there’s someplace that he’d rather be He says, bill, I believe this is killing me. As the smile ran away from his face Well I’m sure that I could be a movie star If I could get out of this place Oh, la la la, de de da La la, de de da da da Now paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he’s talkin’ with davy who’s still in the navy And probably will be for life And the waitress is practicing politics As the businessmen slowly get stoned Yes, they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness But it’s better than drinkin’ alone Chorus It’s a pretty good crowd for a saturday And the manager gives me a smile ’cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been comin’ to see To forget about life for a while And the piano, it sounds like a carnival And the microphone smells like a beer And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar And say, man, what are you doin’ here? Oh, la la la, de de da La la, de de da da da Chorus Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Sing us a song tonight Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody And you’ve got us feelin’ alright

Go fig.

"Damn, look at that Boob's Chick" "Damn, that ass has huge chick" (I swear to God we actually said this) "Damn you land, why can't you be more like water." (somethingmanly on humidity) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arch: So, what did you write? SomethingManly: Get Well Soon Arch:....You wrote What?! How could you write that? Their kids dying of cancer! That's the most horrible thing in the world! How do you tell a kid dying with Cancer 'Get Well Soon'??? He must be like "yea, thanks, asshole". SomethingManly: You told me to write it! Arch: I meant it as an open example! Ugh, nevermind.

WARNING: Oppinions posted below are do not reflect the views of the poster. Viewer discretion is advised. Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands (unless, of course, you LIKE pain) IRELAND "Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?" FRANCE "Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren't the French just Germans who can make sauces?" ITALY "Is the Pope a Nazi? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O's! " POLAND "Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?" GERMANY "Is this bratwurst kosher?" TURKEY "Where's the hash at? Is it cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?" KOREA "Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?" CHINA "This wall isn't so great." ENGLAND "Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick? What's the matter, Frenchie, got crepes in your ears?" SWEDEN "Do you have any normal meatballs? Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?" YEMEN "Yemen? That's a stupid name for a country. What's it mean -- 'Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?" INDIA "You don't live in teepees? Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?" ETHIOPIA "After a long day of travel, I'm famished. Hey - those flies sure love your pregnant son!" CANADA "You're like Americans without money." SPAIN "So, this is the country that's not Portugal? Wow. Your women can shave if they want to, right? Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?" SOUTH AFRICA "I liked it better the other way." MEXICO "What's that smell?" SAUDI ARABIA "Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car? Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?" RUSSIA "Is it always this cold and economically devastated?" UZBEKISTAN "Can you spell Uzbekistan?" GREECE "I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy." AFGHANISTAN "Seriously, where is the real country... where is everything?" JAPAN "What's Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?" AUSTRALIA "How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?" AMERICA "Was John Wayne gay?"

That song rocks lol I'm a huuuuuuuge Billy Joel Fan. and Movin Out is phenomenal. Highly recommend it.

"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)" by Bowling for Soup She said she needed a break a little time to think but then she went to Cleveland with some guy named Leelan that she met at the bank There's nothing wrong with Ohio except the snow and the rain I really like Drew Carey and I'd love to see the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame So when your done doing whatever and when your thru doing whoever you know Denton County will be right here waiting for you.... Come back to Texas Its just not the same since you went away Before you lose your accent and forget all about the Lonestar State There's a seat for you at the rodeo and I've got every slow dance saved Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway I think I made a mistake Its not that easy to take She went to make a deposit then she cleaned out her closet Guess I'll sit here and wait For her to come back home (I'd wish you come back home) it shouldn't take very long (so long so long) i bet she misses the sunrise and misses the fruit flies but i could be wrong So when your done doing whatever and when your thru doing whoever you know Denton County will be right here waiting for you.... Come back to Texas Its just not the same since you went away I bet you missed your exit and drove right on thru the Lone Star State There's a seat for you at the rodeo and I've got every slow dance saved Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway Troy Aikmen wants you back Willie Nelson wants you back NASA wants you back and the Bush twins want you back and Pantera wants you back and Blue Bell wants you back I got a premonition I'm taking a petition and the whole state's gonna sign Come back to Texas Its just not the same since you went away Before you lose your accent and forget all about the Lone Star State There's a seat for you at the rodeo and I've got every slow dance saved Come back to Texas Its just not the same since you went away Before you lose your accent and forget all about the Lone Star State There's a seat for you at the rodeo and I've got every slow dance saved Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway

Heeeeeeeey. Don't knock the Fonz

Hey, there's nothing wrong with Scott Baio. I happened to like Charles in Charge...well, back in the day when it came on just before Growing Pains. Damn I feel old

Who told you I was writing that book!!!

dude, that's just awesome lol

So, I've been thinking: Jax, I'm sure you remember that argument you and I got into over whether or not I'm a homophobe. After dealing with this whole fiasco these past two days, I realized that I should have done a better job of convincing you that I'm not a homophobe. And I figured out how to do this. I'm going to let you suck on my penis. I'll even be so nice as to bukake all over your face. Then, just to show I'm a good sport, I'll even take a picture of it and upload it to the net. I'll even let you use the following caption "I took one in the face from Archangel and all I got for it was this Stupid Avatar". In fact, It'll look something like this:

Evil Conservatives Industry

lol jup, THAT was pretty random

Johnny: I understand now Other person: yeah Johnny: I wish I was there with a baseball bat hiding in your trunk Johnny: that's what everyone needs ... a midget with a bat in the trunk Johnny: I think that should come standard now Other person: lol Johnny: oh! was that a smile? Other Person: that was me laughing and almost spitting out my coke

Jennifer Ellison :: She played Meg in The Phantom of the Opera, the film version.

I find it amusing how when I find something on a website and post it here because it was totally random, it's automatically because I'm some horrible person who believes xyz. I love it. However, when someone else insults my character, says derogatory things about the President (which I find offensive) it's because I'm incapable of understanding the concept of free speech and because I cannot take a joke. Think what you will of me, child. But as quickly as you've jumped to judge, it shows exactly what type of person you are. You disagree with me, so you call me intolerant. You yourself are intolerant. You sit there and say 'my' comments are offensive, when you accuse 'my' administration of 'generating fear'. Your comments are ridiculous. Grow up.

Good one Nick lol God I hate that God awful music.

"...to dishonor ze spirit or ze memory of Adolf Elizabeth Hitler." Franz in Unison "Dishonor the spirit or the memory of......Elizabeth?" Bialistok/Bloom "Da. Not many people know this but the Fuhrer was descendand from a long line of english queens." Franz "Really?" Bialistok continuing the oath "Adolf Elizabeth Hitler" Bialistok/Bloom Mel Brooks' The Producers

I am. terrified. bloody little buggers.

lol Ok, here goes mine then I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better then Ben Affleck. And now all I can think about is your smile, And that shitty movie too, Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you

Well, that was me La Lindsay.... so do we start the baby making process at your place or mine....?

Song: The Galaxy Song Artist: Eric Idle Movie: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour, It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned, the sun that is the source of all our power. The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, are moving at a million miles a day, In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour, of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars, it's 100,000 light-years side-to-side, It bulges in the middle, 16 000 light-years thick, but out by us it's just 3 000 light-years wide. We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point, we go round every 200 million years, And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe. The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, in all of the directions it can whizz, As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know, twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth, Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Song: We Didn't Start the Fire Artist: Billy Joel Album: Storm Front, 1989 Harry Truman, Doris Day Red China, Johnny Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon Studebaker, Television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe Rosenbergs, H-bomb Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, The King and I And The Catcher In The Rye Eisenhower, Vaccine England's got a new queen Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Joseph Stalin, Malenkov Nasser and Prokofiev Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc Roy Cohn Juan Peron Toscanini, Dacron Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team Davy Crockett, Peter Pan Elvis Presley, Disneyland Bardot, Budapest Alabama, Khrushchev Princess Grace Peyton Place Trouble in the Suez We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball Starkweather homicides, Children of Thalidomide Buddy Holly, Ben Hur Space Monkey, Mafia Hula Hoops, Castro Edsel is a no-go U2, Syngman Rhee payola and Kennedy Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Hemingway, Eichman Stranger in a Strange Land Dylan Berlin Bay of Pigs invasion Lawrence of Arabia British Beatlemania Ole Miss, John Glenn Liston beats Patterson Pope Paul, Malcolm X British Politician sex J.F.K. blown away What else do I have to say? We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Birth control, Ho Chi Minh Richard Nixon back again Moonshot Woodstock Watergate, punk rock Begin Reagan Palestine Terror on the airline Ayatollah's in Iran Russians in Afghanistan Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts Homeless Vets AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shores China's under martial law Rock and roller, cola wars, I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire But when we are gone It will still burn on, and on, and on...