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lol Ok, here goes mine then I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better then Ben Affleck. And now all I can think about is your smile, And that shitty movie too, Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you

Well, that was me La Lindsay.... so do we start the baby making process at your place or mine....?

Song: The Galaxy Song Artist: Eric Idle Movie: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour, It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned, the sun that is the source of all our power. The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, are moving at a million miles a day, In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour, of the Galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars, it's 100,000 light-years side-to-side, It bulges in the middle, 16 000 light-years thick, but out by us it's just 3 000 light-years wide. We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point, we go round every 200 million years, And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe. The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, in all of the directions it can whizz, As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know, twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth, Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth.

Song: We Didn't Start the Fire Artist: Billy Joel Album: Storm Front, 1989 Harry Truman, Doris Day Red China, Johnny Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon Studebaker, Television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe Rosenbergs, H-bomb Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, The King and I And The Catcher In The Rye Eisenhower, Vaccine England's got a new queen Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Joseph Stalin, Malenkov Nasser and Prokofiev Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc Roy Cohn Juan Peron Toscanini, Dacron Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team Davy Crockett, Peter Pan Elvis Presley, Disneyland Bardot, Budapest Alabama, Khrushchev Princess Grace Peyton Place Trouble in the Suez We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball Starkweather homicides, Children of Thalidomide Buddy Holly, Ben Hur Space Monkey, Mafia Hula Hoops, Castro Edsel is a no-go U2, Syngman Rhee payola and Kennedy Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Hemingway, Eichman Stranger in a Strange Land Dylan Berlin Bay of Pigs invasion Lawrence of Arabia British Beatlemania Ole Miss, John Glenn Liston beats Patterson Pope Paul, Malcolm X British Politician sex J.F.K. blown away What else do I have to say? We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Birth control, Ho Chi Minh Richard Nixon back again Moonshot Woodstock Watergate, punk rock Begin Reagan Palestine Terror on the airline Ayatollah's in Iran Russians in Afghanistan Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts Homeless Vets AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shores China's under martial law Rock and roller, cola wars, I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire It was always burning, since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire But when we are gone It will still burn on, and on, and on...

Helena-My Chemical Romance Long ago Just like the hearse, you die to get in again We are so far from you Burning on, just like a match you strike to incinerate The lives of everyone you know And what’s the worst you take (worst you take) From every heart you break (heart you break) And like a blade you stain (blade you stain) Well, I've been holding on tonight [chorus] What’s the worst that I could say? Things are better if I stay So long and goodnight So long not goodnight Came a time When every star fall Brought you to tears again We are the very hurt you sold And what’s the worst you take (worst you take) From every heart you break (heart you break) And like the blade you stain (blade you stain) Well, I've been holding on tonight [chorus] What’s the worst that I could say? Things are better if I stay So long and goodnight So long not goodnight Well, if you carry on this way Things are better if I stay So long and goodnight So long not goodnight Can you hear me Are you near me Can we pretend To leave and then We'll meet again, when both our cars collide [chorus] What’s the worst that I could say? Things are better if I stay So long and goodnight So long not goodnight Well, if you carry out this way Things are better if i stay So long and goodnight So long and goodnight

Black Eyed Peas-Where is the Love I'm not sure of the rules here, but i can't really think of any song you all probably don't already know. lol

I think we're going to have to do it a bit later...what are the later times?

I'm An Asshole - Dennis Leary Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me About you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Or maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub-cockle area Maybe in the liver Maybe in the kidneys Maybe even in the colon We don't know I'm just a regular joe With a regular job I'm your average white Suburbanite slob I like football, and porno, and books about war I've got an average house With a nice hardwood floor My wife, and my job My kids, and my car My feet on the table And a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested Oh no, no way, uh uhh No, I gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow In the ultra-fast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets And I piss on the seat I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces While handicapped people Make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's a big fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong... ... NAAAHHHHH! I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable Hot pink! With whale skin hub caps An all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby At 115 miles per hour Getting one mile per gallon Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why? 'Cause we got the bombs, that's why! Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons Okay!? Russia, Germany, Romania They can have all the Democracy they want They can have a big Democracy cake walk Right through the middle of Tienemen Square And it won't make a lick of difference Because we got the bombs Okay!? John Wayne's not dead He's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke" And he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be I'm gonna get "The Duke" And John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin And Sam Peckinpah And a case of whiskey And drive down to Texas And- (Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole) Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal? You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole And it turns out it was him What an asshole! I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) A - SS - HO - LE! Everybody!! A - SS - HO - LE! *dog barking noises* I'm an asshole and proud of it!

Big Shot-Billy Joel (yes, he's my favourite artist, and you'll be seeing alot of him, so deal with it, Hunter) Well you went uptown riding in your limousine In your fine Park Avenue clothes You had the Dom Perignon in your hand And the spoon up your nose And when you wake up in the morning With your head on fire And your eyes too bloody to see Go on and cry in your coffee But don't come bitchin' to me Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you You had to open up your mouth You had to be a big shot, didn't you All your friends were so knocked out You had to have the last word, last night You know what everything's about You had to have a white hot spotlight You had to be a big shot last night Well they were all impressed with your Halston dress And the people that you knew at Elaine's And the story of your latest success Kept 'em so entertained But now you just don't remember All the things you said And you're not sure you want to know I'll give you one hint, honey You sure did put on a show Yes, yes, you had to be a big shot, didn't you You had to prove it to the crowd You had to be a big shot, didn't you All your friends were so knocked out You had to have the last word, last night You're so much fun to be around You had to have the front page, bold type You had to be a big shot last night uh-oh whoauoo Uh-oh whoaoa-ah o Big Shot Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in If you know when to leave it alone But you went over the line You couldn't see it was time to go home No, no, no, no, no, no, you had to be a big shot, didn't you You had to open up your mouth You had to be a big shot, didn't you All your friends were so knocked out You had to have the last word, last night So much fun to be around You had to have a white hot spotlight You had to be a big shot last night Big shot...Big shot...Big shot...Whoa whoa!! Big shot...Big shot...Big shot...

anyone else?

So what doyou guys think of Friday afternoon then?

When are you coming down? Maybe we can still pull this off

So then what time should we get the tickets for? And exactly how many of us are attending? And which theatre? I figure the new one on 88th and 122nd.

::clap, clap, clap, clap, clap:: that is the funniest damn thing i've seen in a long, long time. Thanks man lol I needed that.

I actually heard someone mention Hugh Grant. If nothing else, it would be amusing If anyone could Photoshop that, i'd love to see it...just to laugh, and laugh, and laugh...

"and now I'm ripping your head off....and now, I'm throwing it at your body...FUCK YOU!"-40 Yr old virgin

That and when you are a Shenmue fan you learn much patience. edit: The previous statement was made by bishopcruz because some stupid motherfuck doesn't know when to LOG OUT when he's crashing at a man's house.

Now this is one sexy bizzatch

You dogs! I didn't know about this thread....something to discuss over a few beers?