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that was odd...

our friend erinn is staying at our apt this weekend (apparently, i didn't know), and we just got back from a party and we totally want to go to bed, but she's like 'i'm going to go to my car to get a sweatshirt,' so i gave her my keys so she could get back in... and she hasn't come back. i called public safety and nobody's out there, so i'm prooobably going to assume she went back to vince's apt, and nobody's answering their phone or the door, and she has my fucking keys. goddammit i knew i should've gone with her... fuckin drunk people.

AAAAAAAGH I HATE THEM die die die die

blargh - the random thread=my life

sigh... who told? this is exactly what i needed now. i need to stay. the hell. away from the male species...

yessss inebriated best sex ever i feel so much better now but boy am i tired... it's 5am and i totally need to sleeep... ridiculous

i can't even get a drunk guy to kiss me in truth or dare. i pretty much have failed at life this week. and i pretty much hate guys. go to hell.

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since this is the random thread... guys with girlfriends... leave me alone. why are you confessing your love for me? why? jeezus christ i move in and then i get wonderfulness from males. i'm already tired of being here. can i go home?

yeah it's wonderful calling the airline on the way to the airport to get the next flight to a different city... it's like funkin 5am on the east coast, i feel like shit.

OMG YES carvel... must have... carvel... losing strength... on the downside, why do i have all the signs of ovarian cancer?... quick, put your bets in for the "lauren o'connell weird disease" drawing for this year... closing soon!

jet lag?........

man... good thing i am packing now. 1 MORE DAY OF WORK! :cry: ps... no love for the lauren0rz in ny? so sad, i am destitute

aaaaaaagh.

so many mixed emotions! eee.

man no AIM love for lauren0rz... sigh. i'm just so demanding... i know, i know but hey i got a black and white cookie from ny! teh delishush!

i :love:

haha i feel like such a dummy. i seriously thought aoi and darth were like a ... "joke" couple. why did i think that? i don't know. i thought darth was maybe one of the characters we have appear on hondo's... like death. but now i read the movie thread and he's apparently, real. i apologize darth especially cause you cast alyson hannigan as me. clearly you are an actual person.

this is the last time i'll abandon you... and this is... the last time i'll forget you i wish i could...

man i'm so fuckin l337 now... it's hawt. no really. ultimate hax0r chix0r. watch out.

it's bugging me, grating me and twisting me around yeah i'm endlessly caving in and turning inside out 'cause i want it now i want it now give me your heart and you soul and i'm not breaking out i'm breaking out last chance to lose control omg this bass line is so fucking sick.

you know what I love about blargh? it's a thread. on an online forum. it's random. and part of being random is that there can be UNrandomness, paradoxically. again, it's also a thread. on an online forum. just musing late at night when i should be sleeping. ps vote for me how can you resist??

it wouldn't suck if you were ahem talking to me... fuck i need to stop buying stuff online! stop stop stop! bah. the price i pay to look hawt... tights with metallic stars... that's the shiznit though. well that was what me working overtime (again) was for... so what the fuck ever. i'm a corporate whore retail slave bitch to liz claiborne so i can be beautiful. man i'm so american it hurts.

you'd think people might notice or care about my bright red armband that shows I GAVE BLOOD. THAT'S FINE JUST BE RUDE TO SOMEONE WHOSE BLOOD YOU MIGHT NEED.