defgoddess

stop being away from your computer! face me!!!

l'amour!

i told him! ack! i feel so incredibly mrs. dalloway. what a lark. what a plunge.

The Bush Administration announced today that it will be changing its emblem from an Elephant to a Condom because it more accurately reflects their political stance; A condom allows for inflation, Halts Production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're getting FUCKED.

great. cause i already didn't break up with my bf, vote kerry and get bush, have delightful monthly cramps, NOW you fuckers have to steal my hair straightener life hates me this week. hates me hates me hates me tonight may be the night to start drinking heavily

yeah let me go out and try to do something on every single thing i am against in this world... oh wait... there's not 50! of me... right... i forgot... FUCK YOU. jesus christ. on another note, my boy apologized for making me think all what i did... for placing so much importance on a certain thing, to our detriment... so yeah.

why is it so dark and horrible outside... like an ugly wool blanket over the sky. why do i have 4 papers to write. and a midterm. why do people sign up for responsibilities, then not fulfill them. i'm so disappointed in people today. even if it's totally stupid stuff, show up. read. care. who's to judge what's worth it or not? obviously if it's important, like for a GRADE, you're gonna care... but if you do it all the time, that shows what kinda person you are. you don't have to beat yourself up. but care. don't always just accept. unfortunately now i must accept the crappy food the dining hall gives. cause questioning didn't help it none.

oh oh wait... a completely random other image...

in light of recent posts... ie mine.

DERRIDA DIED??!

in spirit you could always walk to us mr. reeves...

sigh. i finally got the sims 2... f'ing amazon merchant sold me the ASIA-PACIFIC version... hello can you say illegal... now if the game fucks up i won't get no support... dammit. we'll see... and wtf is my costume?? it's supposed to here in my hands!

we are the sky blue almighty t3h cr3at0rz! w00t! i am eating chocolate chip cookies!

so there was no room for me at the table... so i tried to squeeze in, but it didn't work well... plus i had to sit by these ann coulter-lovers (:ill:), and i really wanted to talk to people, esp my friend hannah... so i took a seat, but this girl was coming back. so she comes back and i'm like "nooo!! i want to talk to hannah! aagh let me talk to hannah!" in a slightly crazed, dramatic, should-be-construed as silly...way... and they're like "jeez lauren stop being so domineering!" ... w. t. f. me, domineering? wth are you mofos talking about. so what do you want, quiet reserved depressed lauren, or happy outgoing don't take me seriously cause i'm not mean lauren? no, you want 'regular' 'normal' 'even-keel' 'is neither too loud or quiet' lauren. well fuck that. i'm tired of changing who i am because of others. fuck you. it was one incident. if she had just played along, i would've gone 'haha i'm just kidding with you'... but no. FUCK YOU. i am tired of not being good enough. I AM GOOD ENOUGH. I AM BETTER THAN GOOD. I AM GREAT. SO THERE.

maine has hillbillies? those animals are dangerous... w00t time for derrida!

aw googlebot was here... how cute he's come around to visit!

in case you missed it on the last page!!

hmm recent quotes from my own personal peanut gallery... "kerry is a f'ing pussy" "@ least we know your not gay" (re: my 'no bush zone'... uh well i have *that* kind of bush you idiot) "men like bush women like dick! end of story!" --all quotes preserved i love how openly stating my political views invites ignorant cowards in to write things on my door, instead of having an intelligent political discourse... intelli-wha? discuhhuh?

THIS is verily the best thing on any page of blargh

d00d where's leah with the benicio...

23 guests??? wtf?? my title KICKS ASS: One Pearl Necklace to Rule Them All: The Yoke of Commodifying Patriarchy in The Great Gatsby fuck yeah. i love making up the titles to... papers i don't like to write... lol

seeing is believing!! i have the whole first season if you need a demonstration... but yes, it is both funny and crazy, in a dark, twisted, not really for kids, sometimes sorta gross (bologna...) way.

it's sucess cause it's not success. heh. man fuck mcdermott. stupid technological underclass. go away so i don't have this assignment. skih doo

ooh what song is that? now i forget... i think my dave was singing it... ehm. yeah mars is totally badass. at the risk of sounding dirty (damn planet names) i like uranus too. also, james horner TOTALLY ripped off jupiter on the braveheart soundtrack... (we watched it on the bus this weekend). yeah. that's why i will never tame this thing that's burning in me i am the one who chose my path i am the one who couldn't last i feel the life pulled from me i feel the anger changing me

crap, the planets don't have lyrics! neither does the othello overture! fuck. oh well. cold hard bitch you're just a kiss on the lips and i was on my knees i'm waiting, give me cold hard bitch she was shaking her hips that was all that i need