It's funny...
All the people who sent me those cute little "Merry Christmas!!1!!one" text messages on 12/25 never bothered to pick up their phones when I called back to say hi...
It's like... "This text was meant to say hello in a way that I would not have to actually talk to you in any way shape or form. Please don't call, I won't answer."
Fucking shmucks. Save your letters next year.