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great categories, some interesting picks - and again, even with the skits, i still think the awards ceremony came off classier than Spike TV's awful award show.



HYPERBOLE AWARD for most impressive trailer: Dead Island


SORT OF OK DEV AWARD: Valve Corporation (Portal 2)


KARL MARX AWARD for most capatilistic publisher: Activision (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure)


ALRIGHT PUBLISHER AWARD: Valve Corporation (Portal 2)


HAMBURGER HELPER AWARD for terrible writing: Dragon Age 2


PLANESCAPE AWARD for great writing: Portal 2


BLUNDER OF THE YEAR: Duke Nukem Forever


PRESS X TO WIN THE AWARD for most awful gameplay: Dragon Age 2


"ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN" AWARD for best gameplay: Dark Souls




REHASH AWARD for least improved sequel: Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3


REDDIT AWARD for most hated fanbase this year: Biodrones


AUDIOPHILE AWARD for best sound: Battlefield 3


EARGASM AWARD for best soundtrack: Bastion


TEABAGGING AWARD for worst videogame related event: Spike Video Game Awards


"MY EYES ARE BLEEDING" AWARD for worst graphics: Minecraft


STYLISH AESTHETICS AWARD for best aesthetics / art style: Bastion


GRAFICS CAT AWARD for best technical graphics: Battlefield 3


ACTIVISION AWARD for crimes against gaming: EA's Origin


S.T.A.L.K.E.R. AWARD for least convincing voice acting: Star Wars The Old Republic


GOLDEN VOICE AWARD for the best voice actor / actress: Stephen Merchant (Portal 2)








LEAST HATED GAME OF THE YEAR: Deus Ex Human Revolution


VY CANIS MAJORIS AWARD for fattest developer: Gabe Newell


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I find the lack of Darksiders 2, especially in the not such a rehash category, upsetting. Good picks for the most part though.


And oh God, my fuck you vote totally went to Ben from Walking Dead. Annoying little piece of shit that I won't spoil anything about except he sucks ass.

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did you like DS2? it was one of those that dropped, then no one talked about it...maybe cause of other releases around then but i dont recall.

what turned me off from the hype was hearing it dropped the zelda-biting for diablo-biting (loot-whoring), which didn't fit what i liked about 1 at all.

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No dude, it does certainly have the loot whoring bit, but the dungeons are still very solid and the overall game is much more polished. The Zelda feel is still there. I think it would be a shame for fans of the first one to miss out on it.

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