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Things you ought to know!


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If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have

produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas

is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)

 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the

body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(Oh my God...!)

 

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

 

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it

starves to death.

(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig)

 

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

 

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is

attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the

male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

 

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human

jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine??)

 

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over

quantity.)

 

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know)

 

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)

 

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than

left-handed people do.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

 

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

 

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

 

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

 

Polar bears are left-handed.

(Who knew...? Who cares! )

 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for

pleasure.

(What about the pig?)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is

attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the

male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

So...I guess "giving head" means a different type of foreplay in the praying mantis world, huh?

 

Polar bears are left-handed.

(Who knew...? Who cares! )

 

All polar bears? So...would they live nine years longer if they were right-handed? That 9 extra years may be the only thing keeping the polar bear population from taking over the earth. Funny how evolution works...

 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for

pleasure.

(What about the pig?)

 

Apparently pig orgasms aren't as good as you might think.

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