BigChiefSlapaho Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Oh my God...!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? Who cares! ) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 My critical thinking teacher two semesters ago read this in class and she kept expressing how bad she wanted to be a pig.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head isattached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....") So...I guess "giving head" means a different type of foreplay in the praying mantis world, huh? Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? Who cares! ) All polar bears? So...would they live nine years longer if they were right-handed? That 9 extra years may be the only thing keeping the polar bear population from taking over the earth. Funny how evolution works... Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex forpleasure. (What about the pig?) Apparently pig orgasms aren't as good as you might think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oppai-Seijin Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Man, that pig shit was making fucking crap up in the middle of the library. My friends thought I was crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 about the polar bear.... uhm so if you are running from one... and you run on the right side of him... do you stand a better chance to not get bitch slapped by his right paw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Don't let 'em know that or we'll be down there forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 ...well, i personally don't mind goin down there...and she already figured out that it was the strongest... so i dont have to tell her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 It's not the going down, it's the getting back up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 true... if they realize that we are so strong there... they may keep us busy for a whole 'nother go around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 How do they measure that, anyway? I mean, my tongue's got some talent to it but it can't lift cinderblocks or anythin'... ...does that make me inadequate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 i certainly hope it doesn't make you inadequate, i can't lift cinderblocks either... i can lift the emotions of one moody woman though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 29, 2003 Share Posted November 29, 2003 You make me feel Yoooooou make me feel like a nat-u-ral woman Womaaaaan Well, not me personally but ya know what I mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted November 30, 2003 Share Posted November 30, 2003 I think with what 2T said... is a good way to end out this topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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